If you have a big dick post it. Dicklets need not apply unless for humiliation
>measuring from your leg and not with ruler directly on top
>>29726329
>asking for dicks
gay.
>not realizing you have a small dick
gayer
Subtracting the inch you pushed it into your fat pad.
OP is too stupid to properly measure his junk. nice way of trying to make your dick seem bigger but failing miserably.
>>29727428
Why? The buried part is part of the dick too. The pad is soft, so therefore the buried part would be fully useable in sex.
>>29726329
>ruler pushed into leg
>actually tilted cock to the left to get even more length
your cock is decent but it;'s no where near 8 inches. 6 would be a more accurate measurement if you do it properly
>>29727446
It's called bone-pressed length, and measuring from the side only adds like half an inch max from the back. I measure from the side because it's more comfortable. Pressing a ruler against the base of your dick right on top pokes and smothers a lot of vital parts.
>>29727762
AHAAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAAH
You fucking idiot. Put the ruler on your dick. Do it and you will see your dick is nowhere near 8 inches.
>>29727828
> scientists measure penises bone pressed, but edgy robots laugh at it because their ego needs all of the penis visible to be "real".
Who cares how big it "looks"? If the lights are out, a girl will feel all 8" of OP's dick.
>>29727880
Unless he has a giant gut, he is 7" or more even with the "proper" measuring technique.
>mutilated
>measuring from leg
what a hilariously pathetic thread
kill yourself my man
OP is measuring correctly you tards.
7.75 x 5.75
Inb4 the klan
>>29728044
That is exactly what OP did not do. Compare the pictures
>tfw so fucking ashamed of my mutialted piece of jewshit that i get psychosis when i try to pee at an urinal
i dont know how you americuts do it. Being circumcised is objectively significantly worse than being intact.
>>29728119
OP's pic looks awfully close to the black dude on the right. What's wrong? Some just prefer to measure from the side. As long as you keep your dick perpendicular to your pelvis, it should be fine. You can just as easily cheat from behind by tilting your dick downward for more length. At least 6" of his dick is visible on the pic. It's a pretty big dick whatever the exact number is.
>>29728191
On second look, I can clearly see the 2" mark clearing his skin. The 1" mark is near the bottom of the photo. I can't see where the ruler makes contact with the body at all, but it doesn't look like a perspective trick.
>>29728171
I didn't even know I was circumsized until I was 35. How retarded am I?
Biggest one I got ghjf
>>29727827
yeah, whatever man. I'll I got out of that was "i'm a bitch who is scared of my dicks real length so I gotta make it look bigger"
>>29728312
Bone pressed is my dick's real length. I'm 7.5"+ BPEL and about 6.5-7" without pressing. I don't care. It ain't getting any action.
I'm rob a notot
my dicklet
>>29728312
I'm only correcting everyone here because I'm partially aspergers and and that's what spergs do. We need to be correct and correct everyone else. It's like seeing a great disharmony in the universe when people are bitching about a dude posting a length that includes inches not visible to the naked eye.
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>>29728398
> doesn't even clear the pubic hair.
Sorry anon
am i small robots
>>29728780
Judging from your wrinkled glans, I think you could use some blood circulation exercises to get a full erection. That happens when i can't get a full hardon.
hahahahaha okay
Am I a big schlongolongo?
>>29726329
perfect mushroom tip. would suck/10
>>29730330
u+u+u+u
famalamalargedingdong
>>29726329
who would suck this? answer with age, sex, location, and a photo of your own genitals.
>>29728098
I hate niggers and I'm not gay, but I'd suck your huge nigger dick anyway because it gives me feelings and I am confused.
>>29730330
Big dickhead
average on manlted body presenting.
>>29727927
No. Scientists measure from the bone, but casually you're supposed to measure from the top of your penis.
>>29731299
>knowing this much about dick-measuring standards
>disagreeing with the scientific cock-measuring standard
you have all the wrong thoughts in your head. The internet has led you away from god.
>>29731299
I've done a measurement comparison, and measurements from the top only differ from perpindicular side measures by a fraction of an inch - maybe 1/4" to 1/2". I don't like pushing on all the nerves in the suspensory ligament.
6.75-7" here with honesty. Is that big? I hit the back with most girls
>>29728407
The only time your dick length truly matters is when you go as deep as possible into a hole, and that's where bone-pressed length matters. That's the standard and you need to be sperging for the standard, not against it.
>>29728098
Fuck me and my girlfriend. Her body is yours forever
I've nevber measured my dick and am a virgin
>Be 14
>Find my dads condoms
>Decide to fap wearing one to see what it's like
>Condom barely fits, really hard to get on
>Makes my dick turn purple it's so tight
>Think all condoms are like this "wow no wonder guys hate them"
A while later I realized I either have a big dick or my dad has a small dick. I'm still not quite sure.
>>29728398
holy shit, that looks like a spitting image of my dick. What age and ethnicity are you?
I think my prospects are in how mine is aesthetically pleasing instead of massive, thoughts buds?
>>29731712
I think you should post more, girly boi.
>>29732349
Here are some legs, sir
>>29731477
Oh forgot to mention this is on a very MANLET body. I am 5'5"
>>29726329
6.3 (BPEL) x 5.5
>>29734094
i know you know i'm some weird dude, but this is nice.
>>29728044
>cites an ehow about measuring your penis
LOL?
