This guy blocks your path as you're walking through a dark alley, and accuses you of being a fascist agent. He says he'll report you to the local antifa.
What do?
>show star of david necklace
>wait for next move
>everybody walk the dinosaur
put him in a figure four leglock
stab him obviously
antifa are good for stabbing
I rape him and pay him in fascist semen.
>>29726179
>2016
>assuming pronouns
>obvious fash
>>29726141
kick him in the nuts
>>29726141
I cower in fear at the power of the red menace and beg him not to plunder my fashy boipucci
show him my personal copy of the constitution.
also beat him up for supporting communism (it will be justified because he was threatening me)
>>29726203
sorry, Hir
[stabbing intensifies]
>>29726306
Y-you wait until my comrades here about this you bourgeois piece of shit!
I unsheathe my katana of course.
>>29726361
Finally. A true challenger appears...*tips fedora
Shogunai...Fate has bought us together in combat, now I'll have no choice but to show you my ultimate attack...KURU AKUMA NO KEN
Heh, nothin personnel..kid.
Careful!
His blood is poisoned by the disease of HIV
>>29726442
Hah, way to smash the fash, comrade.
*drinks vodka*
>>29726141
shout loudly so he'll get triggered and die of ptsd
>>29726141
Execute the traitor.
Any other option is collaboration with his cause.
just tell him that he's an adopted manchild, so adopted and so fucking autistic that not even his mother loves him
which is why he's a commie
One hitter quiter easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwZ32RWGwo4
>>29726442
>shogunai
IT'S WRONGGGGGGGGG
>>29726141
Stab the shit out of him and fuck the holes.
>>29726141
I steal his nose
>>29726141
Beat him up. He's a modern communist, those guys are as tough as jelly diognosed with autism.
>>29726157
I seriously need to start pretending I'm a jew in public. I'm not as ugly as one, but I'm a manlet, so I could probably get away with it.
It'd be really fun to be a rude dick to people and then subtly make them aware that I'm jewish. They have it coming. They've been doing that kind of shit to us for decades.
>>29726567
Who would win between a commie and a nu male?
>>29726583
Honestly here I could get away with it, I just don't have the nose plus I'm not really skinny.
>>29726141
>stopping a turkroach
>trying to accuse a refugee of facism
I fuck his wife and order his Antifa buddies to beat him for being a racist piece of shit.
>Maoist
>Most of Antifa are Maoist/Trotskyist/Anarchist
A life of forced labor in Siberia awaits all of them.
>>29726141
Quietly make him disappear for besmirching the noble ideology of socialism.
>>29726584
They are equal because Western communists are a subset of nu males.
>>29726141
I'd feel bad for him.
and then I'd sucker punch and kill him in that alley. That's how I feel when people push around me or try to intimidate me-- like I have nothing to lose.
>>29726656
>>29726666
Heh, looks like the communists have arrived, boys...
*unsheathes authentic SS dagger I got for $17 on ebay*
>>29726141
What's antifa gonna do? Suck my dick to death?
