If you woke up tomorrow and looked like this, what's the first thing you would do?
>>29723777
get neck reduction surgery
>>29723777
Buy a whip and fight Dracula.
>>29723777
Go get my swamp back with my donkey friend
Dress up like a cardassian and pretend to be a buff gul dukat
>>29723777
1. Have to move out of my house and parents
2a. Become homeless bum because I couldn't find a job to sustain my life.
2b. Positive scenario: male prostitute
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/124143/Little_Girl_Fucked_By_Big_Dick/
is that him??? omg *swoon*
tfw no hercules to pound you till you cant breathe
go fight ISIS because with a neck like that they'll never chop my head off.
>>29723845
>MalwareBytes has detected malware on this page
AUGGH PETER MY LEGS
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
>>29723777
mire my neck tbnesto fami
>>29723969
>AUGGH PETER MY LEGS
>WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
kek'd
noice
>>29723777
Post on /r9k/ about having no gf
>>29723777
Cut my hair and get job as security guard
>>29723777
Kill Andrew Luck
>>29723777
Enjoy the white privilege of course
>rob a convenient store and drive recklessly and just say "I was drunk" to the cops and just get a few days in jail
>Rape a white woman and get the best lawyer in my state to set me free
>Get a $18/hr job with little to know experience because I'm good looking and my dad knows the manager
>live in a house brought from Trust fund
>Go to Japan and bang hot women wanting the BWC
>Laugh at poor people
Easy life
>>29723803
Fucking kek my exact thoughts
>>29725391
>fell for the 'white privilege' meme
My sides!
>>29725391
This after my freak out for suddenly becoming white
>>29725391
>live in a house brought from Trust fund
I don't understand how jews get people to believe this shit. There's poor, dirty whites everywhere in our society.
>>29725597
>There's poor, dirty whites everywhere in our society.
Yet they're more likely to get a job than colored people
>>29725532
>>29725597
>>29725391
the white privilege thing actually applies only to rich/uppermiddleclass white people.
they say "white" privilege to throw people off the right track and racebait.
if poor/middle class whites and minorities ever really got together, we'd fucking slaughter the upper class with our bare hands. this is why the "white privilege" meme really exists.
>>29725698
>we'd fucking slaughter the upper class
It's not even "the upper class." It's the class above the upper class. Occupy Wallstreet had the right idea, before the feds tore that apart.
But yea. Race, religion, nationality, sexuality: all artificially inflated problems that exist to distract and conceal the real political and social issues of our time.
>>29723777
Ask to be cut from the jags so I could sign with the jets niggggaaaa
>>29725758
>White people can literally commit a crime and claim "Affluenza" and get charges drop
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2015/12/16/texas-affluenza-teen-let-off-after-drunk-driving-deaths-is-missing.html
>>29725961
>cherrypicking cases to get whites and blacks fighting while international corporations and banks rob us all blind
oy vey
>>29723777
>call my self strong john
>kill myself
>>29726500
In that order, one right after the other? Made me laugh hard. Thanks.
>>29725961
>>29726454
Racial unfairness in first world contries is obviously the problem of our time.
>>29725391
>>rob a convenient store and drive recklessly and just say "I was drunk" to the cops and just get a few days in jail
>>Rape a white woman and get the best lawyer in my state to set me free
>be black
>first thing u can think of when asked what u would do if you were white is to rob and rape people
what a fucking stereotype lol
>>29725391
>whites privilege
isn't real
>>29725961
it's being rich. that's it. white people are richer than minorities (in general) so all whites get the white guilt and white privilege shoved in their faces constantly as propaganda.
there is an entire class of poor white americans who are completely ignored in the media. they are treated nearly the same way that poor blacks are treated, as human trash.
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/01/white-working-class-poverty/424341/
their plight is rarely acknowledged, except by politicians who lie to them and pander ideologically when they are trying to steal their votes away from candidates that are more likely to help improve their personal situation. then, they are forgotten until the next election.
america has been brainwashed into an attitude that if you fail, it's your own fault and no one else's and that ANYOne can succeed if they try hard enough. it's not true but most people seem to fall for it. the opposite goes, too. if you are rich, you are seen as more valuable and given a chance when you fuck up, getting away with even things like serious crime with only a slap on the wrist.
