Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related is me
0/10 wrong board wrong image
>>29723169
Ah, yes. Simpler times..
>>29723169
People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not THAT fucking stupid.
>>29723169
hey willnot original but who cares not me bc fuck you that's why deal with it not bad poker face can I has cheeseburger?
>>29723169
Nice try to use a picture of your friend to discredit him.
>>29723707
>implying will has any friends
>>29723169
What's wrong with jacking off to pictures on Facebook? If you know them it's better
>>29723169
>Hey Faggots
Wew, I think I smell bait.
>My name is John
>>Mentioning your name on 4chan.
>you are fat, retarded, no-lifes
>>Probably calls people like this irl.
>>Thinks he has any real friends when he obviously lacks social skills.
>>"no-lifes" wtf?
>have any of you ever gotten any pussy
>>Looks at photo.
I can confirm that you never have.
>What sports do you play
>>Entire personality based around sports.
>>Doesn't realise he'll just be that guy who was cool in high school then disappeared forever.
>jack off to naked drawn Japanese people
>>Probably jacks off to softcore, vanilla, lesbian porn exclusively. Doesn't even touch porn with a guy in because "that's gay"
>I'm pretty much perfect
You really aren't.
>>3/10 - would not touch with my genitals.
>>Lacking in any personality. Too afraid to actually be an individual.
>>So homophobic I think (know) you're a repressed homosexual.
>>Thinks he's funny but has the world's shittiest sense of humour.
>I also get straight A's
>>"A's".
>>Can't pluralise and expects us to believe this.
>>Doesn't get straight A*s/A+s.
>and have a banging hot girlfriend
No you don't.
>>Also, "banging".
>Shit was SO cash
Your personality really is about as cookie cutter as they come.
>You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves
>>Gives a response commonly given by 4chan users (including robots) as satire.
>>Probably meant it sincerely.
Well, have fun with your 15 minutes of fame. For now, you're the perfect model of a brainless jock who is the centre of attention, but we all know that you'll grow up to either be a high school PE teacher or a lazy slob who likes to reminisce about "the good old days" when you were in high school and people almost seemed to care about your existence, all because your entire character is a reflection of every other stereotypical male ever.
Enjoy your impending 5 figure income, dysfunctional marriage on the brink of divorce, and cheating wife.
>>29723169
I don't hate you, OP.
>>29724358
Thanks
>l<
b/ is the other way
Isn't this that Car Head Rest guy? His music is pretty bad DESU
>>29723169
john sucks bong al day long.
tell me, whats your secret.
>>29724285
>falling this hard for stone age bait
Kek'd
