How close are you to Chris-chan bad?
>>29723004
I'll never be like Chris Chan, if I do decide to sperg out I'll just live alone and not talk to anyone, I won't be explosively autistic.
>>29723004
I think most people who are here aren't quite that bad.
hack_blastard probably is, as well as the guy who posts the smug pepe wagecuck threads and (if it isn't samefagging) the guy who posts smug wojak in them with Thisis a comment on the post in spoiler text.
They're probably comparable to cwc, anyway. There are likely other random posters here who are that bad, but most who are in a similar situation probably have self awareness, which cwc lacks.
>>29723039
>I'll just live alone and not talk to anyone
>implying Chris has any control over himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-EwPk0Cx6M
>>29723039
Some would argue that is worse off than CWC. Atleast CWC isn't alone, sure he gets a lot of negative comments but at least there are some people out there that genuinely want to help him out.
>>29723095
>Chris-chan
who is hack blastard ?
i came here from pol a while ago, dont know much about this boards celebrities
>>29723333
These are splendid rrpeating digits you have right there sir.
>>29723180
This is really hard to watch. That look on his face is just depressing. Is he being blackmailed or something? This whole saga just reeks of something foul. Just feels so out of character.
>>29723333
He's a terrible fucking faggot who posts staged threads all the time about his life and his father trying to get in touch with him. He forgot to disable his trip once when posting as his father and then acted like it was intentional.
He seems to genuinely think he's part of the appeal of the board.
>>29723423
He always has that constipated look on his face, and he never really smiles. I just assume that autists can't correctly express human emotions.
>>29723423
>don't forget to subscribe and share
>Autism
>Do cringeworthy stuff daily
>Never learn from my mistakes
>Crossdress
>Have a daki
>Not in reality very often
>Disappointment and disgust everyone around me
>Never take responsibility for my actions
>Contemplated suicide but haven't yet done it
>Live in same state
>No job
but
>Not fat
>No creative skill whatsoevereven Chris has some, that's how bad it is
>No autismbux
>Virgin
>Misogynist
>Not straight
>Not entertaining in the slightest
>Never had any female friends
Am I worse than CWC is?
>>29723449
Oh jesus, you actually thought that was him? I posted that. I was trying to make drama with them because his dad hadn't posted for a couple days, and I fucking forgot to switch trips. I thought I explained that, but god I am sorry I confused you my dude.
>>29723569
Is this some kind of serbian jew double bluff
>>29723579
No I swear to fucking christ I ACTUALLY posted that shit. I am a random guy that just felt like making hack_blastard look even worse, I fucking hate that nigger.
>>29723569
He posted afterwards with his trip. If you're talking about the thread where his father posted in anon, I saw that too, but his father used a trip before, it was dad_blastard
I've never used one, so I don't know how they work.
>>29723004
It should be illegal to be this autistic.
>tfw no black man in a pickle costume to fallow me around the mall
>>29723596
I made a FAKE hack_blastard trip, I typed in hack_blastard#nigger#fag. I don't know about the other thread you are talking about, but I know that dad_blastard is at least a real person. Here is his youtube shit: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnnyneptunevids
>>29723625
Lol this is funny because if u actually hated him and were tying to bash him you would let his rep fall from this. We know it's you retard
>>29723625
May not have seen your thread, then. I just remember a thread where hack was staging a conversation between him and his dad, then he replied with the hack trip with his dad's response. He then disabled both trips but stayed in the thread. Is that the one you're talking about?
He mentioned that it would be forgotten shortly and he would try the thread again
>>29723522
>crossdress
post pics cutie
>>29723659
What in the fuck are you talking about faggot? This is fucking /v/ levels of "s-s-shill! LOOK HE IS A SHILL HE IS TRYING TO USE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES TO MAKE ME DO SOMETHING" Fucking end it faggot, with hat attitude I could say that shit towards any post. Tripfags are the worst kind of people, and (s-shill alert) hack_blastard is fucking bad, but not even the worst one on this board. Everyone on this board is either gullible or retarded levels of paranoid.
>not nearly as ugly
>not nearly as fat
>don't have a speech impediment
But i'm losing my mind and might become just as if not more crazy.
Are we allowed to post direct links to fb pages on here?
>>29723180
ewwwwww
>>29723423
this all started with a joke how he should be in contact with his feminine side. it circled of control and now he convinced himself hes a tranny that a lesbian will take a fucking from his >dick
>>29723691
THAT WAS ME BUD
Fuck I said that I wasn't hack, remember? I said "I do this more than you might think, I will wait a while and try again"? I don't really care about hacks life, and if anything it is just a plus if that gets tied to him, but I just don't like faggots like him getting credit for my work.
>>29723718
This does kinda seem like damage control, desu. You're trying way too hard to convince people.
>>29723718
Hahahaha total damage control. Why do you care about his rep if pure trolling him? That's all I'm trying to say
>>29723778
Deflecting the issues I brought up and saying that I am trying to hard to win the argument. Huh, really makes you think...
>>29723737
Yes. Try it.
Origami
any remnant 789 lurkers here?
can we all agree that "kiwi" farms is where faggotry goes to die?
>>29723802
I don;t care about his fucking """REP""", my point is that these people don;t matter AT ALL and only exist to be made fun of. You saying the word """REP""" makes my stomach churn. He doesn't matter and neither do any of the trips on this fucking website, they are all parasites that think by writing their fucking name on a post it makes them more important than anyone else here. If anything you guys talking about fucking """REP""" are the ones who sound like you are supporting that kind of cancer.
Pic related, it is the one I used in the thread pretending to be hack and his fucking psycho dad.
>>29723808
This isn't really an argument, though. The only thing that you are trying to convince people of is that you aren't hack, you're just some anon that posted that thread. You can't prove that, so it's not really something that can be argued.
I have a gf but have never had sex
He's had sex but never had a real gf
>>29723901
Yeah, and that is the entire argument against trips. No one cares who you are and you can't prove that you are who you say you are. It just annoys me that you think I am that deadbeat.
>>29723879
>can we all agree that "kiwi" farms is where faggotry goes to die?
yes, I believe we can agree on that. It's the best place to get Chris and ADF updates though. Best place for lolcows bar none, tbqh.
>>29723930
Damage control of this degree seems like exactly the kind of thing he would do.
>>29723946
>you can't prove that you aren't hack, thus it is useless to argue
>You are hack, damage control meme
Unless you are a different anon, fucking pick one.
>>29723981
Those things aren't unrelated. You can't prove you aren't him, and I'm telling you exactly why i think you might be.
>>29723946
And also, please explain to me in depth what the fuck would be the point of insulting a trip but actually being that trip too? That seems pretty masochistic and retarded, which is why I guess you think a trip would do it, because they are both of those things.
>>29723004
>In my early 30s
>balding
>live at home
>NEET, but only for a couple of years now
>spend most of my days online and playing video games
but
>not autistic
>don't draw out my innermost fantasies in crayons and then publish them online
>no nudes or sex tapes floating around the internet
>no criminal record
>not a tranny
>not a virgin
So, not as bad, but comparing one's self to Chris Chan is a cop-out 2bh. It's like when Americans argue about their gun violence and their health care costs and whatever else and they're like "well we're not as bad as Venezuela!" Well no shit I would hope not Venezuela is an actual third world country, have some standards.
>>29724004
Because you were only offhandedly insulting him while trying to cover one of his biggest goods
>>29724000
Again though, assuming for the moment I am hack, why in the fuck would I do that? Isn't the whole point of being a tripfag trying to be better than everyone else and also writing your name on everything? What would be the point of doing this, other than it being a convenient way to support your retarded argument?
>>29724004
Tell me what the point of staging a thread to make him look bad is, then coming out and saying it wasn't him that fucked up when you wanted people to think that,he did?
The point of insulting a tripfag if you are him is, you have your trip disabled. It makes sense to think hack would want to cover up that embarassment by claiming it was some random anon, and the insults would serve to convince people you're just an anon who hates him too instead of hack being a faggot.
>>29723941
yeah i go to kiwi farms occasionally for updates, but it has bar none the most autistic community of any forum ive ever seen
so many people there are worse than the people they make fun of. the more lolcows the better though.
>>29724030
What the fuck do you mean, offhandedly insulting him? I hate him and everything he stands for, but even then I am playing right into his fucking hands because the entire point of his existence is to be noticed. I made the thread to try and stir up more drama because I was bored, and I am trying to """cover it up""" because even if it is detrimental to his """rep""" (which doesn't fucking matter as we should all just sage and ignore trip threads and completely disregard there existence like every other board) I don't care. I would rather take credit for my post and act like a tripfag myself than letting that bastard take credit for it.
>>29724054
Honestly, your argument makes sense, except that I really did make the thread and am not hack. It doesn't matter, as taking credit for a thing written on an anonymous image board while being anonymous doesn't matter. But I still feel the need to. Because again, even if it makes him look better, which also doesn't matter, then I accept that. All of this could have been avoided it I hate written more clearly in the original thread that I wasn't hack. I am going to go now, believe what ever you want bubby, just know that I fucking hate hack and any other trip that posts here.
>>29724067
>this is now a kiwi farms hate thread
yeah, the community is pure trash. I don't know if Satan still posts there because I haven't seen him around for a while
>generically handsome dutch manlet
>married a third world bride he met in a chat room
>constantly posting manlet glamour shots of himself with his third world in-laws.doesn't look so short next to under fed thais
>Makes "hilarious" posts that people feel compelled to rate winner because Satan's so awesome lol :DDDDD
>photos of third world wife and baby validates his position as a non loser
Would punch in the face
>>29723423
That's his everyday face m8.tfw I have the same dead and jaded eyes
Also I remember he made a video recently talking about he was "cured" of autism, maybe he's finally making progress.
>>29723004
Literally nothing in common
>I'm not fat
>not a faggot
>not interested in Sonic or whatever the fuck
>not dressing like a retard in public
>not get mad over a fucking Sonic arms
>never fucked a sex doll
>>29723004
No but I have an autistic friend who almost is.
I've actually shown him Chris-Chan as a "What not to do on the internet" warning because of his cringey old Youtube channel. He despises him and says he's the whole reason people laugh at autists.
I've told him about this site and how it's not all that bad but he won't come here cause of Chris-Chan. He thinks as soon as he opens the page he'll get doxxed.
if it wasn't for Mary Lee Walsh Chris would be straight and probably turn out semi normal for the amount of autism he had
>>29723180
At time he looks like he's fighting a swarm of invisible bees
>>29724448
the worst part is how Micheal Schneider loves the F out of Mary Lee Walsh
>>29724467
Mimms did too
>>29723522
>Autism
>Do cringeworthy stuff daily
>Crossdress
>Have a daki
>Not in reality very often
You sound like a sweet person anon. I almost want to take care of you.
>>29723522
post daki
I'm about an hour and a half away by car
>>29724844
Where does he live now that he burned down his last house making coffee in the bathroom
also RIP BOB
>>29724870
oh you fool, 14 Branchland court will outlive us all
>>29723004
I'm a literal autist myself, and to me, Chris Chan represents the path I could have taken if my Mum didn't give a shit about me (Parents divorced when I was a little kid). I can be reclusive, and spend too much time on the Internet, but at least I still have my sanity.
>>29724870
They repaired the house and he still lives there
>>29724870
>tfw Bob died nearly half a decade ago
>>29723918
>He had sex
When.
>>29724938
He hired a prostitute years ago
>>29723004
Chris is on another level.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2tbxns4Dig
>>29724955
Is that a well-recorded saga? I don't know about this happening.
>>29724955
>>29724938
Am I the only one who thinks he actually didnt fuck her? Him calling her is documented and all but chris being chris might have had troubles putting it in, unless the whore was a saint with the patience to teach retards I dont see how it could happen. Given his lack of restraint for spending money like theres no tomorrow and his never ending neetbux I thought he would become a sex addict. Chris lies all the time anyway.
>>29725088
you don't think a guy who has videographed himself fucking blow up dolls and dancing to goodbye horses could get it up for a prostitute? Has it not been reported that he is very grabby with women/trolls he has met IRL?
I respect your right for speculation, but I have no doubt at all that he jack hammered that half Cherokee whore for his money's worth
>>29723569
>>29723593
>>29723625
>>29723718
>>29723776
>>29723889
>>29723930
>>29723981
>>29724004
>>29724041
>>29724190
Hack_blastard on some heavy damage control. Holy shit.
>>29725174
No doubt
>>29725140
>videographed himself fucking blow up dolls
._.
>>29725140
All im saying is I doubt he knew where to put it in. He's also in terrible shape, I've called whores before and I know it does leave you exhausted so either chris blew his load as soon as she undressed or found himself catching his breath every 30 seconds.
Either way it probably wasnt a nice experience for him I guess.
>>29724762
I'm not. I forgot to mention I'm just as awful of a person as CWC.
>>29724818
I don't want to make others think less of her by association.
>>29725267
CWC is a devoted consumer of pornography. He knows that a cock goes in a vagina. come on
Yeah he is probably too fat to actually fuck anyone, but he'd gladly have his dick rode.
I get that you want CWC's life to be shit because he is trash, but he probably loved it
>>29724448
There are just so many times where Chris' life took a wrong turn, Mary Lee Walsh is a drop in the ocean.
>>29725684
I lost my virginity at 18 and it took me a couple of years to always get it right because it's one thing to watch porn, but it's another to actually know where and how to stick your dick in.
Kind of like riding a bike vs watching videos of other people riding bikes.
For some reason a girl's pussy is always lower than where you think it is.
>>29725754
so he might have jammed his dick at a pubic mound and not gotten it inside her for two seconds compared to practiced virgins with rage?
it's meaningless, he had a good time, unless he is a liar. Which is possible, I suppose, but the speculation says more about you than him/her
Anyone here follows other lolcows? Not in the edgy lets fuck with him way though but in the morbidly lets watch this person destroy his own life, make 1 step forward 6 steps back and so on.
>>29723004
I'll never be a fag gay wanna be tranny.
>>29725861
I jack it to pixieterri and I have long forgotten the reason why
>>29725853
>it was so big and good
duck.jpg
>>29723004
I pretty much am at this point, minus the tranny shit, autistic lego/sonic obsession, and public embarrassment.
I'm dangerously close to sitting in a mall with a buying gf sign though.
>>29727070
What the fuck you're an alright looking guy.
>>29723095
Thisis an interesting analysis.
>>29723449
Is this the same hack blastard who posts on [s4s]?
>>29725174
Anyone have an archive of this thread? Want to have it in store just in case I see hack_blastard shitposting again.
>>29723004
I am an autist, I have a nostalgic fondness for both Sonic and Pokemon, and I never had a job.
But I try to the best of my ability to hide my power level from the public, I am not a tranny, and I am at least vaguely aware of what's okay and not okay to do in public/on social media even if I have to sit down and think about it first.
>>29727204
I'm very very crazy and people make bad shit up about me because they don't like me, leading me to have zero female contact.
>>29727893
You're not crazy. You're just an attention whoring faggot.
>>29727070
But you look good anon, i would fuck you, no homo.
>>29723004
similarities
>diagnosed ASD
>created fictional universes with rip-offs of anything I could think of
>had a crossdressing phase
>created reverse backronyms
>was obsessed with lego and pokemon
>had self-control issues
>had female friends
>like colors (but don't really show it)
>NEET
>not very good at driving
>unable to learn from mistakes
>like my name and REALLY liked my initials long ago
>take cringeworthy photos and record cringeworthy videos
differences
>don't publish cringeworthy photos and videos
>still a virgin (but without rage)
>higher education (I'm bachelor, he's associate)
>try not to act cringeworthy in public
>can live somewhat independently
>no criminal record
>not fat
>haven't tried to attract girls
maybes
>not sure if mild speech impediment
>>29725861
I follow a few like Ahuviya Harel and Pixyteri.
>>29727945
>tfw if I ever told people about my actual mental state 90% of the time I'd just be called a liar or edgy
oh well.
>>29728036
I'm living proof basically that people who claim looks are everything lie. I have such horrible social skills that I could look 11/10 and still have no girls ever talk to me.
>>29723333
HE COMES FROM /pol/! HE BEARS REPEATING DIGITS
PRAISE KEK IN ALL HIS GLORY, HIS MESSENGER HATH SPOKEN
>>29728196
This is now an /askvyroanything/ thread
>>29728254
Qek is very real my friend.
>>29728254
that pic is halirius
>>29728461
no.
nopeblox
supernopeblox
>>29723004
Worse. I just hide in my room and don't make videos of myself fucking blowup dolls with a bad FTM transition featuring my 5-o-clock shadow.
>>29728563
was this for real|?
>>29728680
Yes.
Check the /pol/ archives for Jun 19th at around 00:07:22 CST
>>29728680
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/77776483/#77777777
>>29723095
>This is a comment on the post in spoiler text.
I love that guy. Seeing posters who you can recognise, is great. Well, when they get that sweet spot between recognisable and obnoxious. It adds a little bit of mystery and character to the board. Wouldn't be the same without them.
>>29724020
as a wagecuck who is aspiring to become a NEET how do you have money? Are you on NEETbux?
