>I will never meet a girl who likes Cataclysm DDA, Arma 3, and Mount & Blade
Fuck.
>>29722524
>gril playing mount and blade
Try to find one that knows how to play Falcon 4.0
Doesn't exist
>windows 10
normie detected
>>29722537
But that's my point. There's no chance.
>>29722524
>Mount and Blade
FUCK. I know this feel.
Even if you did she still wants a chad.
Getting a gamer girlfriend is probably the worst thing you can do.
at best, they're a lazy neet
at worse, they're a twitch streamer.
>>29722537
they do, i play napoleonic wars and leaders in both reg that i was in were girlz.
>>29722524
My ex loved these and I would stay up all night playing Moutain blade with her. Fuck, I guess I do miss her.
>>29722984
> be in a cav reg with girl leader
> have to attend training every other day
> scolds when you don't attend
> forces us to get in line everytime before she gives a lecture
> when in line raising my sword up and down cuz bored
> scolds everytime I do that
> or reg gets rekt in linebattle, after it we have to listen her giving us lecture for half an hour
> she absolutely sucks at playing doe
I was 21 at that time and felt like I was in HS again.
>>29722895
>>29722945
These seem likely. Everything is fucked.
Girls attention whoring in video games disgusts me. If she constantly is compelled to make it clear that she has a vagina through her username ("PrincessSarah3124" or something), her profile picture (being of an anime girl, a photo of herself, etc.), or by constantly using voicechat with strangers (like a normalfag), then I'm turned off immediately.
>>29722984
Is it too cynical to assume that their leadership positions were not gained from merit alone?
>>29723088
I guess not.
Oh, the power of vagina on the fucking stupid.
>>29723002
Where does one find this kind of girl, anyway?
>>29723165
>Where does one find this kind of girl, anyway?
Find that ugly/unpopular girl from middle school that's a shut in and not an attention whoring histrionic and you're set.
Still be crazy though, so you'll have to groom her by making her fall for and simply doing things with her.
>>29724313
>Find that...girl from middle school
Give me more to go on. I hardly remember the people I had classes with last semester.
>you will never have a gf that likes Brogue, DC:SS, and Infra Arcana
why live?
>>29722524
Reporting in op.
Never played arma 3 though
>>29724666
Also me, I'm >>29724686
I like Infra Arcana but not DC:SS for some reason. Roguelikes are my favorite
>>29724841
y-you're a girl?
I don't mind if you don't like dc:ss desu, it's been casualized in the recent updates.
>>29722524
1400 hours in Arma 3.
>>29724841
>carrying a scroll of summon monsters
for what purpose?
>>29723165
>Mfw I'm a guy and I have a girly name on LoL so that desperate nerds carry me to diamond and buy me skins and shit
>>29724903
I legitimately do not remember.
>>29724875
yeah. I'm more of a Nethack player than any other roguelike though, I wish vanilla nethack got more love in /rlg/
>>29722524
That feel when I don't have a female partner who will spend 36 hours in a bush on DayZ with me while eating beans out of the can at our desks, or play 2 year homebrew D&D campaigns with, or spend a month making an underground fortress on autism simulator 2.
trying to sign up for cataclysm dda, wtf is a backer key?
PLEASE HELP
>>29724686
Hey, cool.
OP here, here's my most recent character in CDDA.
>>29724841
I like roguelikes in general, but open world ones are the most satisfying. I don't really prefer the linear dungeoun-exploring ones, but I guess the Doom and Aliens roguelikes are both pretty good. I don't really like fantasy games in general, but open-world sci-fi ones like Cataclysm DDA and Caves of Qud I like a lot.
>>29724898
Teach me everything, elder one. What have you spent most of your time doing (cooperative missions, Zeus, etc.)? Which mods? Which roles do you like playing the most? Which vehicles do you like using the most? Weapons?
>>29724972
>no girlfriend to play tabletop RPGs with
I know this feeling.
>>29724962
Wanna get in contact and perhaps be my roguelike-playing gf?
>>29725005Only if you're okay with traps.
>>29725031
Hey, you're not me.
Besides, I'm a tranny, not a trap. You can all go back to having crushed hopes now
>>29725066
I knew it. Could tell by your writing style.
>>29722537
>implying we don't
>implying I'm not patiently awaiting Bannerlord
>>29722537
My girlfriend likes Mount and Blade. She's also been playing a lot of CK2 lately, I've been getting near daily updates on her kebab removal campaign as Byzantium. She honestly has even more autistic interests than me, and I'm into /tg/, but I guess that makes sense because she's literally autistic and I'm not.
>tfw you're /tg/ and your bf isn't
>tfw you start introducing him to roguelikes and kek as he gets fucked within minutes
He's better at RTS games, so there's that.
>>29725255
>there is a /tg/ qt out there somewhere introducing chads to rpg and they will never be able to fully understand or appreciate it with their chaddy minds
>meanwhile I am hear rotting and permanently alone, destined to never meet a /tg/ qt in my life
this shit is just cruel
>>29722524
Do you not like DCSS? Cmon bro you can play online and pretend you have friends like me
>>29724666
>>29724841
>>29724875
wear one of these and your new significant other will come up to you in the street and give you a passionate kiss
>>29725336
Fucking this. It's awesome to have a bunch of random folks observe your game and chat you up, giving tips and shit. It's better than any multiplayer game.
>>29722524
>Is it too cynical to assume that their leadership positions were not gained from merit alone?
> TFW in every guild you've ever been in the 5% female population have always held high ranking positions for no reason
>>29725361
I want one that is a mood chart of xom's moods
Why are roguelikes so r9k?
Is it because they are the best single player experience and we are all destined to be forever alone?
>tfw desperately want to run a /qst/ but don't have any quest ideas
anyone else know this feel?
>>29722524
> Meet girl that plays video games
> Go to add them on steam
> They have over 300 friends, are a member of countless anime and gamer girl groups
> Their profile picture is a photo of their face
> Their bio is a sarcastic gamer gurl joke
> They only have 100 hours in their most played game
> That game is Team Fortress 2 or Undertale
>>29725474
I can feel this, though it's also that nobody likes my quest ideas, and I get too exhausted to flesh out the ones I try. I tried running a game of that one solitaire RPG called "Hikikomori", but we didn't even get out of the character creation stage before the thread 404'd, and I just said "Fuck it."
>>29725494
Brutal.
See >>29723165
>Girls attention whoring in video games disgusts me. If she constantly is compelled to make it clear that she has a vagina through her username ("PrincessSarah3124" or something), her profile picture (being of an anime girl, a photo of herself, etc.), or by constantly using voicechat with strangers (like a normalfag), then I'm turned off immediately.
>>29724993
A large portion of my time is spent on a competitive life server that can be very addicting. I generally don't have a favorite role in missions i like doing everything. If i had to choose a fav vehicle it would be a strider or MRAPs in general, i just love rolling around in them. Best weapon in the game is easily an MK-1
>>29725315
I met him on /r9k/, we're both cyborgs. Online relationships are the way to go for those with offbeat or niche hobbies like us, anon. I hope you'll get your /tg/ qt someday too.
>>29725640
I've mostly just always messed around by myself making scenarios in the editor, imagining playing them with other people. It's pretty fucking pathetic, but at least it's fun coming up with ideas for cool missions.
I also used to play Zeus a lot because I liked how it was kind of like tabletop RPGs where the gamemaster can be coming up with missions on the fly and making the world react to the players' actions. Makes for the possibility of a lot of unpredictability and variety.
>>29725400
That matches up to his altar faces? That sounds neat. You know there's a girl who makes DCSS shirts like that custom, right?
>>29726260
>tfw you want to play liberation 1944 mod
>tfw there are only koth servers
welp
>>29722524
> correction
You'll never meet a girl who likes these and wants to date you.
>>29726447
Well, this too, I guess.
>Will always be everyone's last option
