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"ok everyone tell us your name and something about yourself"
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"ok everyone tell us your name and something about yourself"
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My name is John, and l hate every single one of you.
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>>29722080
My name is rob and i like dogs
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>>29722080
My name is Richard, l like red color and rain.
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>>29722080
Name: OP
Bio: fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag
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>>29722175
but I don't want people to know how retarded I am. what the hell am I supposed to say? Hi my name is Ben and I have 300 pepes on my computer? idk.
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MY NAME IS JEROME AND I'M A PROUD ATHEIST
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My name is Jonas
I'm carrying the wheel.
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>>29722130
nice desu original btw
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my name is isaac and i grew up in a land called azeroth
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My name is sigma
and I will change history.
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My name is Shannon and I somehow avoided loserhood and got married despite neethood.
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>>29723766
THANKS FOR ALL YOUVE SHOWN US,, THIS IS HOW WE FEEL COME SIT NEXT TO ME POUR YOURSELF SOME TEA

i love weezer, rivers is a robot
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>Your turn gets nearer and nearer
>With every other person introducing themselves, you pray that they take longer and longer
>The person next to you is taking their turn
>Your heart races and you break a sweat
>Hands shaking
>Okay, Anon
>Shaky voice
>Looking down
>Say something that sounds autistic and makes you look like a loser

Fuck I hate this shit, it's traumatic. I don't really have social anxiety with anything else, apart from presentations, but this really fucks me up.
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Hi Im mark and Im into ''anal vore'' and before you ask I have this projector with me and I will show you pictures of anal voring and explain to you what is it and the beauty of it
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My name is anon and Tracer is my waifu.
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>>29725073
It was always the female teachers that did this when I was in high school and middle school.
I remember once, in middle school, we had to pass around a microphone and when it was my turn, I sperged out and you could hear my voice wavering and cracking.
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my name is not important
I'm a shitlord and I just wanna go back home and sleep

also fuck everyone here
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>>29725207


I can see your waifu is sucking chads dick
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>>29725268
>hanzo
>chad

nope.
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>>29722130
This caught me off guard , well done anon
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>>29722080
"ok everyone find someone, say your name and something you enjoy"

it's fucking college course why

>my name is anon
>and I like k-pop

not that bad I guess

was going through a Gee Gee phase back
then
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>>29725268
>chad

nope.
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>>29725073
>as your turn nears, you attempt to think of something to say
>your anxiety raises exponentially so it becomes harder and harder to think of something
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My name is anon and my hobbies include getting crumbs on my keyboard and going to bed early
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My name is James and I like computers and anime.
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My name is Stace and im looking for Aaron
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My name is anon and I like pretzels
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My name is Wiglaf.

I am an eighth century Viking Berserker who emigrated to this time period illegally; I work as an unlicensed fishmonger in Hull.
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>>29722080

My name is Ugo and I started lifting because I'm tired of being a fuckboi.
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>>29722080
I am dog and I like socks
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>>29726718
My name will be recognized so fuck the introduction
I shaved my balls this morning and am looking forward to having a 3 hour long erection after dinner.
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>>29722080
steve, birds and spiders are cool.
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my name is Marcin i dont want to life but dont want to die either
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>>29727440
You the irish lad from /int/ who popped a viagra ?
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>>29722080
My name is Sean and i like metal music.
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>>29725280
Who's the Chad of overwatch? Mccree?
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>"anon and i... uh... i like to eat and sleep hahah"
>nobody laughs
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>>29722080
My name is Jonas, and i'm carrying the wheel
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>>29722080
sarah and im a hippie and poser
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>>29727724
oh shit some retard already said it
> i bet his name wasnt even jonas

why
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Hi, I uh don't know my name and I have no clue where I'm at. Where's the nearest Wendy's?
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My name is Kevin
I'm once stuck a dildo up my ass and quite liked it
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>>29727806
fucking Durant
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My name is Chris, and I thumped my pud too hard a couple days ago and have two small abrasions on it and it hurts to pound off now.
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My name is Daniel and I like the films of Wes Anderson,especially Moonrise Kingdom.
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