>sister just finished high school
>starts studying at my college in a couple of months
>she wants to move in with me in my 2 room apartment
>parents agree
>tfw Im a huge siscon
This is gonna end horribly for me isnt it
>>29721768
She's practically asking for it though
>>29721823
That is what I thought but then again our perspective is biased cause of chinese cartoons. Im pretty sure its gonna be hella awkward if I initiate anything at all
>>29721768
so fucking creeped out by this thread
>>29722243
this isnt even in the top 10 creepiest threads that are up right now
>you will have to pretend you don't hear when she brings boys over
>squeak
>squeak
>squeak
>"Oh Chad!"
>>29722243
>being creeped out over loving your sister.
>>29721768
How? I just don't see the appeal. I have a sister a couple years younger than me and she's basically the opposite of what I find attractive in a woman. I love her to death and would do a lot for her, but she's also an annoying shit who's been that way since we were little.
>>29722243
Normie reeeeeeeeee
This is NOT your safe space.
>>29721768
Is she cute?
And why not go for it? You can plan it out,always act like the nice depandable good brother,slowly start showing her more and more chinese cartoons or live action movie with brother and sister relationship,when drama hits support her etc etc.
And the most important part!!! She eventually will get a bf. Support her with that,act like a big caring brother who wants this relationship to succeeded. After a few month go drinkig with her bf and pay a sexy girl to make out with him when his drunk. Film the event and send it to your sister.
She will be destoried that he cheated on her and will cry herself out and your shoulder. That's when you hit. You build up everything for that one moment. Look her deep in the eyes and say her that you love her as a women. Don't go for the kiss just say it. And say you know that's wrong and because of that you gonna move out. And in that moment where she is weak and the only depandable person in her life is gonna leave her she will break and kiss you or something like that.
That's how you should handle it.
Obviously everything is very simplified and that plan should have at least 40 stages over 2 years or so.
Also you should at least be a 5/10 and you should work out.
Well it would be a huge effort so i guess you won't do it even though it would be worth it.
>>29722337
Im sure most brothers say that but she is not like that, she has no FB, Instagram or any of that sort, never had a bf either. She spends most of her time reading, learning and cooking
>>29722476
I dont know, I also have an older sister with who I was veery close but I never wanted any romantic experiences with her, but with my little one it just is different, Id marry her in a heartbeat if I could.
>>29722530
real life is not a doujin m8
>>29722633
Would you approve of another robot courting your sister? If she theoretically brought one home one day. Or would you reeeee all the way home?
>>29722672
I should say I support her decisions as long as she is happy but I would probably rage pretty hard if that were to happen. I am just very jealous when it comes to her.
>>29721861
probably
but you'd still get to hug her once in a while
>>29722633
>cooking
Why the fuck wouldnt you move with her? Benefits clearly outweight the bad
>>29722752
Because it is already hard enough to hide my feelings and boner when I only visit my parents home once a week?
I would probably go insane within a month
>>29722789
Read different doujinshi. I'm not even being ironic. If you fap to different material then there's a shot that your tastes will actually change.
>>29722717
Ah ah ah interesting. I'm tracing your geotag location right now, as that singular bead of sweat drips down your forehead. Heh, it'll only hurt for a second, kiddo. Good luck finding me. I'm on a Nokia pay-as-you-go flipphone on airplane WiFi, streaming data through proxies in countries you've never even heard of.
Your sister will be mine.
>>29722823
I dont fap to incest doujins, I use imagination, and I am pretty sure you can guess what I am imagining
This threads really letting my imagination run wild.
>>29722433
hi ruby
>>29722905
stop fapping to my issues
>>29722848
Well change your fapping habits, is what I'm saying. If you can do that then I believe you'll have a much easier time when you have to live with your sister.
>>29722971
I will try, finally some advice, thanks
>>29722923
That's fine, I'm finished now anyways.
>>29722986
No problem. Allow me to make a recommendation: https://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/755/1/madam-palace
Brush her teeth for her. It worked well for Oral Hygiene Bro
http://pastebin.com/90nWJGPt
>>29722633
You cleary don't read enough doujinshis if you think what i wrote could be out of a doujinshi.
In doujinshis sisters are already often open to a brother and sister relationship. That's why you have to make a plan i real life to make her accustom to a brother sister relationship.
That you have to build up an image of a depandable big brother before her and gain her trust and love as a brother.
That help her out in her relationship and then "destroy" it to put her in a weak state of mind. And when she is in that confused state of mind you have to confess.
Obviously you have to build up the plan around her personality,the enviroment you're in etc etc and maybe it doesn't work out in the end. But the plan provides a "high" likelihood that it's gonna work.
The difficult part in this is not that it isn't possible but that the excecution will be extremly hard. I mean let's be real to plan and execute a 40 stage 2 year plan you have to be pretty intelligent and disciplined....
But trying it is better than nothing.
>>29723046
Truly one of my favourite stories
>>29721768
>she wants to move in with me in my 2 room apartment
>parents agree
are your parents paying for your apartment or something? do you somehow have no say in who lives with you?
>>29723046
I already wiped her body with cold vinegar water when she had a very high fever, does that count?
>>29723080
Of course I can tell her no but parents offered to pay 1/2 our rent and my sister really wants to move in asap
>>29723046
oral hygiene bro is just fucking erotic fiction you know this.
>>29721768
Enjoy it for what it is friend. Enjoy it for the awkward, pseudo-sexual tension it'll provide. The wanting may be better than the having.
I'd kill for this kind of living situation, you make sure to enjoy it.
>>29722789
Its not like youre a rapist right? Just wear jeans to hide boners and enjoy the free meals.
Just say youre a sperg if she thinks youre acting funny
Get her to watch Oreimo together, if she's not on board with incest, she'll make it obvious, but you can still more or less play it off as
>it's just chinese cartoons
and otherwise, she'll take the hint
>>29723327
>>29724133
Yes but being so close to her basically 24/7 is going to make it rough not "having" her. I can see myself breaking one night and forcing myself onto her a bit too roughly
>>29724230
I watched Nisemonogatari with her but either she didnt take a clue or I didnt
>>29724254
Should've asked her if she wanted to have her teeth brushed when you had the chance. If she sits through it with a straight face, it doesn't really mean anything.
>>29724298
We just kinda giggled at that scene for its absurdity, didnt have the balls to imply anything afterwards.
