hey there small fry
*uses thumb to slightly unsheet katana*
You mirin this fine piece of steel, folded well over a thousand times
*points his finger at you and winks*
come and and get it pipsqueek
>>29720505
B-but your katana is completely drawn...and I don't see your sheath....you imagine doesn't match your description and my immersion was completely destroyed.
2/10. You need to work on your skills
>>29720505
Heh why would I need a sword when I have this
*pull out my shotgun*
*put it in my mouth*
*blow my brains out and die*
*look down, eyes hidden by fedora, completely silent*
*lean backwards, fall into my own shadow, only to lurch up from his shadow with katana drawn*
*stabs blade through stomach, absorbing your life force, my blade glows and grows longer*
*you turn into dust and get blown away*
"nothin personell, kid
heh, oh, it's you again.
*Tips fedora*
I was wondering when I would see you and that pathetic little knife of yours here again.
*Slices your little blade in half with my glorious hand-forged genki steel*
Now run along home and never bring a knife to a sword fight ever again. This is the last time I let you live.
Nothing personnel kid.
>>29720505
That's not a knife.
*pulls out huge ass bowie*
Now this, THIS is a knife.
Humph. Amateurs.
*steps out of shadows,grinning*
Fools trying to act high and mighty.
*Takes bite out of Apple, adjusts hair.
Unfortunately for you, kids.
*Unsheathes two katanas*
I don't play by the rules.
I've seen this picture countless times and just noticed his belt holy fucking kek
>>29720505
*walks past you since you didn't block my path*
>>29720505
Are people still unironically fedora tipping, katana wield, cargo pants wearing autists in 2016 or is this residual memery?
>>29720505
foolish roach boy
*appear behind you in an instant via flashstep*
*cut you in half before you can respond*
pssh nothing personal kid.
>>29720505
*Throws away fedora in an elegant motion*
*Reach into trenchcoat for even larger fedora*
"I thought I head to wear something more appropriate for battle ... Not that this is gonna take long, kiddo ..."
*Fedora begins to glow mysteriously*
It must be nice to be a big fish in a small pond, but you've run out of luck when you dared to look down on me.
I'll show you the meaning of true power!
*draws his enormous kata, teleports behind you and slashes you in pieces*
tchh....what a pitiful ending
>>29720505
heh
not a bad blade you got there kid
but
*shnk*
*reveals sheathed katana underneath trench coat*
I don't think it even comes close to matching Kazetoki-Wakazamagi, the fabled demon blade forged in a lightning storm by the great Oni smith Nikubou-sama the Black.
*unsheathes partially*
*flames and lightning emanates from the partially exposed blade*
But I ain't gonna dirty such a fine blade on such a small fry as yourself.
*sheathes katana*
Simply holding this fine sword is power enough to defeat a shrimp like you.
*teleports behind you*
I'll give you thirty seconds. If you can survive that long maybe I'll consider sparing you. Though I wouldn't count on it kiddo.
