>So anon i've heard that you never had a gf and is also a virgin.Heh,what a pathetic loser.You got to be confident and just be yourself.If you wanna i can show you some tricks on how to get girls
How do you respond?
tell him it's pointless because it's all about FACE, HEIGHT and FRAME
I'd do a 360 and walk away, then shitpost on /r9k/ while playing dota2 on my other monitor until bedtime
Please just give me my cheeseburger sir.
>>29720014
Let Chad take me under his wing.
Become pussy destroyer (of 7/10s)
>>29720014
"GTFO, gay faggot"
>>29720196
>The fuck did you say kid?Hold my drink qt girl,i've got to teach this neard some manners(as loosen his sleeves and approaching slowly)
Wat do?
>tfw literally win bets with chad friends because no matter what I do I get rejected by women
>tfw they've learned to stop challenging my authority on being a loser
>>29720014
RUN he wants to show you some tricks by making you pretend to be the girl so he can RAPE YOUR MOUTH
>every normalfag on r9k ever.exe
>>29720332
>pass up the opportunity to have sex with a chad
It's like you actually want to be a virgin forever, faggot.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with chad tonight. I think I can convince him to let me top this time.
>>29720014
Become his student, then kill him once he taught me everything to become the new master
>>29720419
>tfw Chad never lets you topnot that I want to anymore at this point desu
REEEE FUCK OFF CHAD DESU
But Chad, didn't you rape Stacy Easydrunk and get away with it because your an athlete on a sports scholarship? I would rather not fraternise with a rapist piece of shit thanks.
>>29720484
Why don't we ditch our chad boyfriends and get together?
please, respond.
>>29720560
It depends. Will you do lewd things with me likecuddling, hand holding, and holding me while we play video games?
>>29720644
Every fucking minute of every fucking day babe, no problem.
>>29720764
Are you aesthetically pleasing to the eye?
>>29720808
People ask me if I work out all or play football, so im pretty buff I guess...
y-you...
Why do these threads imply Chad even speaks to robots?
>>29720840
Im kinda cute i guess. I could show you a picture if you have a kik?
>>29720014
*blocks his path*
heh, looks like we got ourselves an amateur here...this is gonna....be fun....
>>29720910
yeah I just downloaded it, gimme dem pics. what's your username.
>>29720484
>>29720560
>>29720644
>>29720764
>>29720808
>>29720840
>>29720910
>>29721094
ffs just kill yourselves already
>>29721133
trying to get some boipussi, faggot, stop hating or kys.
>>29721094
Its gloomysheep
>>29721146
>>29721218
you should meet up to ram a knife into each others guts
>>29720644
L00k!
He is touching his boi boobs
So form, yet soft. So small and petite. Like a budding flower.
>>29721342
Im not the yandere type senpai
>>29720256
kick his ass with my heavy wrench I carry with me all the time and get laid
roll into a ball on the floor until he goes away
