>be in the shower and pooped a little by accident
>tfw I picked it up and ate it
So what was the most degenerate moments of your lives, arcanines?
Mine wasn't even that, it was whenit turned me on.
That's pretty bad desu, but there are probably some really bad stories. What did it taste like?
Shut up op
Your full of shit.
>>29719861
Internet was down in my neighborhood for a couple days because of a storm and I was dumb enough back in 10th grade not to save any "research". I was horny as fuck so what I did to solve it was go to the library after school when no one was there, go to a computer near a printer and where no teacher can just look up and see what I'm doing, and printed up pics off inflation porn.
I went to a strip for my birthday last night. First time I ever saw a pair of tits or a pussy. It was fun and not too seedy because it was expensive. But then scene just isn't for me. I think I'm a love kind of guy. The whole way through it I felt like scum.
I took pictures of a litle girl's ass at the park last year and still look at them from time to time.
>>29719861
what did it taste like?
oregano?
>>29722308
Care to share?
Original comment
I was about to meet with a girl I met on a roleplaying forum but backed out before things got serious. Changed my number, deleted all contact of her, all nudes, and my RP profile. Haven't roleplayed since, sometimes I wonder what could have been.
have a bunch but there is one in particular that stands out as degenerate as fuck.
>16
>hanging out with cousin at uncles house
>uncle has liquor cabinet.
>Its 10am, cousin decides we should taste test a bunch of the liquor
>end up getting smashed with cousin
>she got hot and decided she need to change clothes, right there no fucks given, except she didn't end up putting anything back on
>found myself peeking over at her bra and tits about a dozen times because I was fucking 16, drunk, and a virgin
>notices and decided getting naked was the best course of action to "tease me"
>get massive erection, loose my cool, and she pounces
>end up fucking right there raw dog in the middle of my uncles living room
>afterward realize my cousin took my virginity
>near 3pm we both start sobering up and she realizes we done goofed.
>pretty much make a secret pact saying that shit never happened
>>29719861
SO what did it taste like OP? dont keep us hanging
kek
>>29722783
Thats a nice lie, bro. What color were do you imagine her panties were?
>>29722799
>>29722489
>>29721143
You know when you were young and your dad used the toilrt and the air felt so full of thick hot shit? Is like that in your saliva but really fucking salty, and doesn't keave like a bad shit.
