Lets share some stories from the psychiatric ward, I'll start:
>about 2 months ago
>heroin habit at its worst
>woke up that day sick and fiending hardcore
>doctors appointment that day as well
>mom and sister are out of the house running errands
>start looking around house to find something of value to pawn
>upon my searches I find a jar of $1 coins in moms room
>joyfuljunkie.jpg
>load up the coins and my gear into my car
>mom and sister pull up as im leaving
>"going to doctors mum I'll be back soon"
>driving down the road to my dealer
>phone rings, its mummy
>"ANON BRING MY COINS BACK OR IM CALLING THE COPS"
>apparently I left the empty jar on my desk like the retarded faggot I am
>go back to house, give mom the coins
>"anon that is so scummy wtf is wrong with you"
>explain that I dont care, I want to die and I hope I overdose today
>proceed to take my computer from my room to pawn in a final act of desperation
>mom and sister beg me to go to the doctor first, telling me how badly I need my sleep meds
>weird how they want me to go to the doctors so bad
>I decide to go to the doctors first, pawn shop after
>waiting in the doctors office for suspicious amount of time
>calm down in that time, realize how retarded I just acted
>doctor comes in looking angry
>"anon what going on, your family is calling me saying your going to hurt yourself"
>explain that I wasnt thinking clearly and said some things out of anger that I did not mean
>he asks if I want to hurt myself or anyone else
>no
>he leaves room again
>>29719703
Sorry for the wall of text, I'll try to shorten the rest of the story in hopes someone will read
>>29719703
>doctor comes back in after what felt like 2 hours
>violently pushes me to the ground
>it's a female doctor this time
>TIME FOR YOUR MEDS FAGGOT
>doctor rapes my anus
>got out a week ago
>officially clean and still anally devastated
pls continue, it's pretty interesting
>>29719766
kek, but /b/ is the other way.
>>29719703
>doctor comes back into room with a serious face
>"anon, at this time I believe you are a risk to yourself and I am going to have you sectioned"
>desperately try to explain that I dont want to hurt myself and I didnt mean anything I said
>"well the crisis team will evaluate you at the hospital and determine if you need further treatment"
>call my dealer, tell him I'll be by in a few hours after I deal with this gay shit
>20 minutes later 2 giant beefy cops show up
>they pat me down, take my phone wallet
>"we gotta cuff you anon, dont worry we wont tighten them its just policy"
>they proceed to tighten them as tight as possible then lead me out to the back of the cruiser
>I'm brought to the closest hospital
>fucking cops are escorting me holding each of my arms like I have superhuman strength
>"anon, if you act like a gentlemen we can take these cuffs off"
>they take cuffs off and get me to a hospital room
>"ok undress and get into these hospital clothes, your on camera at all times btw"
>put on the shitty hospital scrubs, the cops leave and I'm stuck in this room with the tv off
>also in opiate withdrawals
>nurse comes in, asks if I want to hurt myself
>explain the situation in hopes of someone taking me seriously
>"oh anon im just a nurse, you have to wait for the crisis team to evaluate you"
>watch tv and eat hospital food while feeling awful
>5 hours after I arrive, crisis team shows up
>its a fat lady with sjw glasses and a clipboard
>she asks me what happened
>I explain I was retarded and said some things I shouldnt have while fighting with my mom
>thoroughly explain that I have never wanted to hurt myself or anyone else
>"ok anon, let me just call your mom and get her side of the story. give me 20 mins"
>thinking this shit is finally over, beyond elated
>literally just want to go home and play on my computer, dont even want to get high anymore
>crisis team comes back
>>29720066
IT TOOK YOU HALF AN HOUR TO POST THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEE
Never. I mean NEVER tell people you are even going to kill yourself. You get vanned into a psych ward as if it "HELPS YOU".
You're fucking dumb, OP.
>>29720066
type faster mane, you dont even have to shorten the text this is pretty good
>>29720180
I fell for the "we just want to help you!" meme too the first time. It's not something uncommon, you just have to learn it the hard way like that dude and probably me
>>29720118
junky brains are shit
>>29719703
>her dee durr....I'm a sperg snowflake who needs atten.
>Heroin junky
And nothing of value is lost
Please proceed. I'm interested.
>>29720066
>"sorry anon, after talking with your mom we believe you are a risk to yourself and you need further treatment"
>the realization that I am in state custody for at least 3 days sets in
>"an ambulance will bring you to a psyciatric hospital sometime tomorrow good luck anon"
>wait in my hospital room listening to the crazy shit going on around me
>some lady keeps walking around asking the staff to join her softball team
>another lady gets wild and has to be strapped down and get ativan injected her ass
>some young teenager tries cutting her neck with plastic, gets tackled
>shit like this happens all night and continues into the next day
>stay up all night because of opiate withdrawals, of course I get no meds for it
>nurse comes in the next morning
>"wow anon your so well behaved you deserve a medal xD"
>tells me the ambulance will be here to pick me up in 8 hours
>great
>ambulance arrives, they strap me into the stretcher and wheel me to the ambulance
>I literally feel like an uncontrollable retard at this point
>we arrive at the mental hospital, they unstrap me and let me get dressed in the waiting room
>wait in the waiting room for 7 hours
>in this time, I met a kid with a lazy eye who was almost normal but not quite
>decide he will be my friend in this place to make it easier
>he gets admitted, then I get admitted a few hours later
>I get to the floor and I start getting uneasy
>90% of the people on the floor cant speak in coherent sentances
>I sit down in the community room and stare at the wall not knowing what to do, its night time
>lazy eye kid comes up to me with coloring stuff
>we color silently until bed time
>I go to my room and my roomate is this black guy who looks normal but he is asleep so idk
>he also has SEVERE sleep apnea and snores so violently its alarming
>I somehow sleep a little that night
>I wake up for breakfast, roomate is still asleep
>>29720066
>>29719703
how are you out?
>>29720398
stfu up nigger im trying to listen to anons story
>>29720383
>nurse comes in the next morning
>"wow anon your so well behaved you deserve a medal xD"
At this point you should've said:
>Oh I believe I deserve a bit more than that
50% chance you would've get laid, man
>>29720383
>>some young teenager tries cutting her neck with plastic, gets tackled
Was she hot?
>>29720383
>I sit alone at breakfast and a women in her 40's comes up to me
>she thinks im her husband
>starts asking me how work went and if I packed a lunch
>idk what to do so I play along and answer her questions
>breakfast is shit and I end up eating 2 pieces of bacon then going for a nap
>roomate still asleep, louder than ever
>leave my room, there is no way I can take a nap while he is in there
>I sit in the community room watching the news for 4-5 hours until lunch
>lunch is awful as well but I need calories so I eat it
>finish lunch, starting to panic because of the sheer boredom
>go into room to take a nap
>roomate is STILL FUCKING ASLEEP, I havent seen this guy awake yet
>no one normal to talk to, lazy eye kid is elusive
>at this point I am so bored I try to take a shower
>shower gets so hot that it burns skin, there is no control for temp
>leave the shower, eat dinner and meet up with lazy eye kid
>we color more, he starts to sperg out when I didnt color the way he wanted
>he told me why he got sent here
>apparently he jumped out his window like a retard and didnt break any bones
>try not to laugh
>eat dinner alone because lazy eye kid is elusive af
>literally just stare at the wall until bed time
>the only thing that kept me going was this was the end of day 2, I only had 1 more day I thought
>hey, I'm such a shit mother that I literally drove my son to heroin addiction lol
>instead of sitting him down and convincing him to check into rehab, I'm going to trick him and have him involuntarily committed to the loony bin because he stole muh quarters XD
>surely being imprisoned with lunatics and pumped full of other fucked-up drugs will have a positive effect on his life
>if he improves, then it's all thanks to me; if not, then it's all his fault
Brilliant. Is she a single mother, by any chance, OP?
>>29720593
It is implied, that he lives with his mother and sister, so most probably yes.
>>29720593
Single mothers have bred a generation of lost children.
>>29720586
hurry up OP I want to see how this ends, I've been making a lot of "I'll probably kill myself" jokes and my mom keeps threatening to put me in a psych ward, I'm 19 with no job or social life so there's actually a pretty good chance I'm serious about it.
>>29720586
The days kind of meshed together because I was in there for a week and just stared at a wall for the majority of the time. Forgive me for the confusing parts of the story.
>basically every day was boring beyond comprehension
>no one normal to talk to besides the lazy eye kid
>finally on my third day I think I might be able to go home
>I talk to my appointed psyciatrist
>"well anon I cant think about sending you home because your still a heroin addict and you could overdose"
>what the fuck
>"until you find treatment outside of here I cant think about discharging you"
>"oh and we dont discharge on weekends so your here for at least 3 more days
>GJAJGHASDGASDG.jpg
>I told him I signed a 3 day discharge notice
>he told me that doesnt matter because he can keep me as long as he wants and there is nothing I can do about it
>go to my room and cry
>ROOMATE IS STILL ASLEEP IS THIS A JOKE?
>lazy eye kid is discharged that day, he promises to call me every day in the hospital
>he actually does
>for the next 3 days I spend my time pacing up and down the hallways counting down the hours until I can discharge
>I have been in the same clothes for a week now
>monday comes and I get to leave after a week in state custody
A lot more happened in between but I am too lazy to type it out. It was an awful experience
Anyone has or knows of sexual stories in psych wards? My ex was in them and told me she fucked a few military men that were recluded for depression.
>>29720771
What about the sleepy roomate
Why was he so sleepy?
>>29720778
that's almost 100 percent certified bullshit man. You have practically nowhere to be alone and there's no area that isn't filled with patients or staff and every area is visible to the rest of the hospital.
>>29720771
Don't get lazy, Give us the down and dirty, you're doing great!
That was anticlimatic, man. But it fits with what I experienced, that psych wars are horrendously boring.
>>29720778
She's most probably bullshitting you. You have 0 (zero) private space in a psych ward. You are never unobserved.
>>29720771
Did you have Ben Carson for a roommate.
>>29720809
He was dead the whole time
>>29720812
>>29720838
She wasn't really staying there. She attempted suicide a few times and was in this type of programs where you go in the morning and get a lot of lectures and shit and leave in the afternoon. Met a few military men and when they got out she fucked them, then regret it and cut herself. Then rinse and repeat until her program stop.
>>29720398
Because I have no mental health issues therefore I do not belong in a psyciatric ward
>>29720481
I am a faggot
>>29720593
Yes. And she is literally the reason why I tried opiates at age 14. A little backstory: When I was 14 I was fairly certain I was gay. I wanted to kill myself because of it but I eventually got comfortable with myself. I didnt have any friends to talk to about it and I thought I should talk to my mom. Awful idea. She berated me and told me how ashamed she was. It doesnt sound bad but that was the first person I told and the last (for a while). I was so upset at the time I took (5) 5mg vicodins and it took all the pain away and made me feel so happy with myself. From there it snowballed into percs, snorting heroin, then shooting heroin. I am 22 now.
>>29720750
Life gets better when you get older and a little wiser. If it doesnt then absolutely kill yourself senpai.
>>29720809
He slept 23 hours a day for some reason, he only woke up for meals. He woke up for each meal without anyone waking him up then he would fall back to sleep. It was amazing desu.
>>29720834
I'll try to describe in detail what it was like
>>29720925
Well, then it isnt a psych ward sexual story, because she was fucking them outside and I don't see why that won't be possible.
>>29720778
>My ex was in them and told me she fucked a few military men that were recluded for depression.
If you were together when she told you this and you did anything other than break up with her on the spot then you're a total lost cause and will get absolutely trampled on by women for your entire life, and you will deserve it. Your girlfriend nonchalantly telling you all about the disgusting casual sex with military men she had while in the nuthouse and you sitting there taking it all in with a smile as she flaunts her whoreishness and blatant disrespect for you in front of your face. End your life, you literal cuckold.
>>29721011
>>My ex
I think that would be the reason, no shit to go all out my man.
>>29720949
What a terrible person. I'm so sorry your mom sucks. Are you still gay?
>>29720949
The thing that scared me the most was the patients in the ward. The scariest of them was a 60+ year old guy who was a
transsexual. He was tall, had leathery skin, smeared lipstick all over his face and had white stringy hair with a balding patch in the
middle. He was extremely agressive and needed 2 nurses with him at all times. It was the scariest thing to see. Then there was this
little asian monk we called cici, and all he would say is "NUH". He went around stealing everyones shit and it was funny as fuck. Another interesting patient was Mikayla.
She was a normal looking girl who was my age and she was very pretty. She would act completely normal then out of nowhere she would go completely psycho. Like,
throwing books at staff and trying to attack them while screaming about something nonsensical. It would happen out of nowhere and she needed a tardwrangler with
her at all times. There was literally no normal people there, imagine not having a coherent conversation for a week. The closest thing I got to a conversation was a nurse
checking on me making sure I wasnt going to kill myself.
>>29721100
Yeah shit like that doesnt really change anon. Still gay. Still a heroin addict. Im in the middle of kicking heroin right now, which is another awful experience.
>>29721108
That sounds pretty awesome, though. At least those people have character and I can't imagine it getting THAT boring with people like those.
>There was literally no normal people there, imagine not having a coherent conversation for a week.
>for a week.
Oh, you.
>>29721140
I know most of us go months without talking to people, but in that time we shitpost and play videogames or something of that nature. Staring at a wall for a week surrounded by incoherent people just isnt easy. If I had books or some shit it would have been easier.
>>29720726
>have distant father and domineering, overbearing mother
>tfw people tell me I'm lucky because my parents are together and have money
>>29720383
>I literally feel like an uncontrollable retard at this point
You are an uncontrollable retard
>>29721139
Hang in there. I am only addicted to marijuana, and I love it. I haven't tried heroin but I doubt I'd addict, I can't addict to cigarettes, opiates, alcohol, or any pills it seems.
>>29721035
That's a giant leap of faith to make, friend. He could have broken up with her for any number of reasons. She could have broken up with him. She could have died when one of her crazy military flesh dildos had a flashback to jolly old Afghanistan and shot her mid-thrust. You're putting too much faith in his moral compass and banking on the notion that his brain is able to win out over his dick when that's simply not the case with most men.
I bet he's a fucking cuckold.
>>29721234
Then your mother is single, she just doesn't know it.
>>29721256
Addict is not a verb, and anyone will get addicted to opiates if they take them long enoigh, you underaged faggot.
I fucking hate the psych ward so much. I've been there three times. Never again. I'd rather be in fucking county jail.
>>29721260
why are you so god damn mad though?
>>29720383
I would refuse to share a room with a black.
>>29720949
>Actual degenerate
You can't make this shit up
I work at a psych hospital. But it's a nice one that costs like 3 grand a day and most of the patients are white and non-violent and are there voluntarily.
Hope you have good insurance though
>>29721308
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/addict
Addict is a transitive verb as well as a noun, pretty edgy grammar policing there buddy, by the way enoigh isn't how you spell enough.. The thing about addictive substances is that you have to actually like them to keep using them. I'm flattered that you think I'm underaged.
>>29721397
I'm not mad, I just have principles and don't let my dick override my brain, unlike you.
>>29721510
I never even had a girlfriend lmao
>>29720778
I was in a minimum security psych ward for 3 months.
I ended up sleeping with a Chad who was awaiting trial for rape charges.The look he gave me when he was fucking me was so creepy
>>29721544
> Awaiting rape charges in a psych ward
>>29719703
Here's a funny story, kind of
>Already in psych ward for two days for depression and drug problems
>Figure I should start trying to attend groups and shit so they'll let me out
>Morning group has already left for the group room across the hall without me
>It's a locked ward, so I have to ask someone to let me out
>Ask the spic cleaning lady who speaks no English to open the door for me
>She does
>Start walking to the group room
>Wait a second....
>I just fucking escaped by accident!
>Take the fucking elevator down to the first floor of the hospital in my pj's and house slippers
>Leave
>Go across the street to a bar
>Show bartender my hospital arm band
>Tell him I have no money, or ID, but that I just escaped from the psych ward and could he give me a drink
>He pours me a double whiskey
>Fucking bum drinks off of my neighbors for an hour while I tell them about being in the psych ward
>Eventually make my way back to the hospital
>Knock on the window of the nurses station by the locked ward
>"Hey, I just stepped out for a couple of drinks, wanna let me back in"
>Nurse is totally flabergasted
>Put up my feet in the common area, and enjoy my buzz
>Pretty sure the cleaning lady got fired
I got more of these if people want.
>>29721616
audible kek
what else
>>29721616
>>29721672
>>29721616
>>29721672
I'm an old fart so I'm not sure if psych wards are still like this, but...
>Co-ed ward
>It's a state hospital so most of the people there are homeless, or otherwise really fucked up
>Most grills are fat and missing teeth
>One day a total qt comes in, 20-something with a nice ass
>Looks like she cut her wrists pretty good, cuz they're all bandaged
>She wears pastel sweats all around the ward with poofy slippers and a knitted hat
>Looks like a cute pokemon character
>Totally become infatuated with her
>Hanging out late one night reading some shitty airport novel
>She come by and we start playing board games
>Have a great time
>On duty psych tech tells us to break it up and go back to our rooms
>She gives my thigh a squeeze before we get up
>Oh shit son, I'm gonna get laid in the psych ward
>Next day on duty psych tech drops by and tells me that I need to stay away from this chick
>I straight up tell him that I haven't been with a woman for over 7 years now and I don't give a fuck what kind of crazy she is, my dick is going in there
>Get moved to another ward
>Fucking cockblocked by the mental health system
>>29721396
that looks disgusting desu family
>Go to psych ward
>Meet Stoya
>Didn't realize it was Stoya until a week after I got out because I never watched her of her porn
During group we were introducing ourselves she was like "My name is Jessica and my porn name is Stoya but that's not important" it didn't click then but after when I was at home in my room. I was just browsing this shithole when I thought "Stoya, where have I heard that name before?" I googled it and what do you know it's the same qt from the ward. We didn't speak much but we sort of hung out in the same "group", she did give me a hug when I left though.
This is a good read to get prepared of I ever have to go to one of these things
>>29721852
I got rehab stories too. Some of then are pretty unbelievable.
Nah man I used to be a nurse in a dual diagnosis (substance abuse and mental health) locked psych hospital where "suicidal" people were sectioned all the time. 2 people to a room and only brief 15 minute checks just to mark off where you are. Plenty of time to fuck around unless you're an idiot and do something retarded while you're there so someone follows you around 24/7
>>29721960
shoot
origami
>>29721887
>meets Stoya in psych ward
>doesn't fuck her
>doesn't even get a handjob
>doesn't even talk to her properly
things that never happened.jpg
you're a massive beta faggot even in the stories that you've made up, anon
>>29721852
>Fucking cockblocked by the mental health system
This shit seriously made me angry.
>>29721960
>chicken tenders are made to order and fresh
jealous desu
>>29721960
Tell us.
originus
>>29722018
I've met porn stars in rehab before. On cute chubby Azn chick called me up after our outpatient session and asked if I wanted to snort coke off her tits. I said no cuz I was trying to be sober. What a dumbshit I was.
>>29722012
>Okay, so halfway house in southern Florida near Miami situated in the shit town where all the servants for the people in Boca Raton live
>Roommate was this dude who was stuck in the late 1980s.
>Former crack addict
>Mid 40s and fat with a mullet
>Hates Nirvana for killing hair metal
>Walks around the apartment in sleeveless band T-shirts
>Guy is a total burnout sleaze, but also awesome
>One day we're chilling out on the porch and he turns to me and goes...
>"Dude, do you like the Ocean."
>"Yeah, sure."
>"Do you wanna go out on my yacht?"
>So apparently, this guy was a filthy rich former agent for like LA Guns and whatever other hair metal bands there were
>I guess he just used all that money to smoke lots of crack throughout the 90s
>Takes me and all my halfway house buddies out on his fucking 50 ft yacht.
>Gets kicked out of the halfway house a week later
>Say fuck this, I'm out too, and go join him on his yacht
>We both relapse and I smoke crack for the first time
>Good times
>>29721536
Doesn't matter, we're talking about principles.
>>29721960
H-hot s-sand???
>>29721960
Redpill me on "sand 1", "sand 2" and "hot sand". Why is sand on the menu?
>>29720180
I got 24 hr suicide watch at the hospital last time and I explained how I was going to kill myself in detail. I overheard the psych doc talking outside my room.
>Yeah, they're not going to take him. It's just a behavioral thing. Hold him for a while and he'll probably get over it.
Then some social worker comes in and asks the usual questions, but keeps harping on "why haven't you tried to kill yourself with your plan yet?" Fucking hell, lady. I'm in here for help because someone I had feeling for was goading me into suicide, I don't need you to join her team.
The male nurse who bandaged up my arm had me questioning my sexuality. This guy was a 9.5/10 and was the nicest person in the world.
>27
>starting final semester of grad school
>recovering alkie
>on 2 depression meds
>panic about not having a job and having to leave grad school and my friends, feel really hopeless
>drink for 72 hours straight, forget to take meds
>become suicidal
>call parents
>cops come for me with EMS
>taken to ER
>start biting my wrists in the ER and screaming
>72 hour psych hold
>pumped full of benzo's, withdraw from alcohol, start feeling a little better
>behave myself
>food was okay, slept a ton
>discharged and start picking up the pieces of my life
would not recommend
happy ending is i finished grad school got a job and am feeling better now
>>29722191
>hates Nirvana for killing hair metal
Hair metal was shit, it cannibolic by nature
>>29720355
You're being hypocritic, anon, because you also fall into subhuman label with thw junkies. Unless you're some fucking normie here to feel better about himself, when it's R3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29722018
This is an anonymous imageboard I have no reason to try to impress anybody. I'm a 25 year old kissless virgin NEET and even if she is a porn star she doesn't just give out sex or sex acts like candy. I am a massive beta faggot but I did meet, it doesn't matter if you believe me or not.
>>29722191
Another story, that's kind of fun
>At the same halfway house
>Part of the deal is that we have to get a job
>I end up working at a pharmacy
>Counselors are sketched by this, but It's all good
>Family owned
>Owners are never fucking around cuz they're too busy being rich in West Palm Beach
>Pharmacist and manager run the place and are total bros
>It's Florida so lot's of old NY tourists during the winter
>We fuck with them all the time
>Install remote controlled fart machine under the waiting room chairs
>Use it every single day, especially for cute chicks in swimsuits
>Wheelchair races in the afternoon
>None of the signage in our store is up because we keep knocking it down playing nurf football in the isle
>Old NY jew comes in asking manager for laxatives
>Manager comes out of the back with crutches
>"You mean this?"
>Old dude is confused, "no laxatives"
>Manager hand him an enema
>"Here you go."
>Order bizzare shit out of our wholesaler catalogue
>Order the fucking "Jesus bar" energy bar with full sized Jesus Christ figure display, made from whole grains farmed in the Levant
>Nobody fucking buys any of it.
>End up snacking on Jesus bars for the rest of that winter
I honestly don't know how that place stayed in business. It's still open tho.
>>29722380
>jesus bar
kek
>>29720812
Horseshit, I fingered a slightly overweight ginger woman in the laundry room area of the psych hospital I first stayed at. We were going to fuck, but she took her tongue out of my mouth and let out a loud yelp/moan that made me paranoid that someone was going to find us, so I bailed.
Okay, okay, I met an interesting person in the ward. I'm high on morphine so bear with me. His name was Jason.
>Jason was this guy who wore an expensive leather jacket and sunglasses indoors
>he was bipolar and he was admitted because he was having a manic episode
>nobody knew what Jason did because he made up a new story every time you asked him
>he made all these ludicrous claims
>he said that he was going to challenge Obama to a fist fight and once he won he was going to make Obama go back to Africa
>started saying he was going to fist fight all these other people, like Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, etc.
>at the time, the Powerball was all over the news and there was a huge jackpot
>Jason announced to everyone that Bill Gates had communicated to him through the TV and given him the winning numbers
>he started coming up with all these ideas for how he was going to spend the money
>he took me aside, away from everyone else
>told me with confidence that he was going to buy a private jet and he'd take me to Coachella, where we'd take molly, acid, and shrooms together
>gave me his number, so I could call him when we both got out and he got his money
>every single day, he'd tell us all that he was leaving the hospital that night
>he'd always say that if the nurses tried to stop him, he'd sue the hospital
>he never wound up getting let out because the doctors overheard him making threats against the president, which is a big no-no
>he couldn't ever sleep, so he'd fight with the nurses until they gave him a syringe full of Ativan straight into his ass
>sometimes I'd see him completely knocked out on top of the nurses' desk, while all the nurses laughed at him and made comments about him
>got out before he got out, so I don't know what happened to him
Here's a spoiler alert though:I checked who winded up being the big Powerball winner and it wasn't him.
>>29722380
Last stories, I guess. Not sure how many ppl are still here.
>Another halfway house, this time in Illinois
>Place is a step up because I actually had good insurance for a change
>Again we have to get a job
>One of the chicks there is a disgraced journalist
>I guess she did some unethical stuff stuff, or plagiarized someone
>She's bipolar and kind of fun
>Lands job writing for the national enquirer
>All summer we end up staying up, sitting out on the porch at night coming up with bullshit stories for the Enquirer
>Half of the stupid shit in that magazine during the summer of 2002 about Elvis being abducted by space aliens and 9/11 conspiracies is actually mine
Also...
>Hung out with chick from previous rehab (I've been in a lot)
>She's a "free spirit" hippie type chick
>Does a lot of acid all the time
>Often walks around without panties on in sundresses
>We're at a gas station
>She's on acid at the pump
>Bee flies up her dress
>She flips the fuck out and runs around waiving her cooter in everyone's face
>People call the cops
>I just up and leave, because I want no part of this craziness
>Found out later she caught an indecent exposure case
>>29722742
Thanks for the laughs, fake or real.
>>29722742
>cooter
I love that word so much.
>>29720481
>>Oh I believe I deserve a bit more than that
>>29721544
I'm sure your father would be proud of you, assuming you have one.
>>29722742
>people called the cops for seeing a vagina
>she actually got charged
Amazing, 'merica fuck yeah
>>29719703
i hate this shit
>oh lets look what this guy is doing in his sell
>hmm nothing, interesting
>15.15 it has been 3 hours of doing nothing
>patient seems slightly annoyed
prelude
>live with aunt, who tells me the daughter of one of her likes me
>believe it like an idiot
>said girl asks me if I'm going to the school dance
>go, but don't dance with her, feel awkward around her friends and just bust moves by myself
>still made her some cringe valentine card and went over to her house to give it to her
>awkward silence ensues
>leave
>had a picture of her
>burned it when I was cleaning my room
>family got scared
>ran away innawoods in a local park
>aunt sees me sleeping there
>calls the cops
>cops pick me up and put me in the bin, later learn that's how the system deals with runaways
cont
By any chance OP, was the name of the hospital Rivers' Edge?
>med student
>psych rotation at inner city hospital with locked psych ward
Some of yall legit fucked in the head.
...
chapter 1
>put in the kids ward because I'm under 18
>dingy little room
>nobody and nothing really interesting or memorable this time around
>or I'm too angry to notice
>get medicated, bipolar diagnosis
>I eventually meet a lady who would become my foster mother
>discharged pretty fast
cont
>>29721396
You had flowers for breakfast?
>>29721396
>Baked Chicken Tenders
OMG Tendie Saturday!
How do I get committed to a mental asylum? Honestly sounds kind of comfy desu. No worries. No expectations from you. All your needs taken care of. Just walk around and have oddball conversations with all the other crazy people and the walls.
...
chapter 2
>living with my foster mother
>told my doctor I was going to wean myself off meds
>smoking weed from time to time
>get fired from my job at a bottle depot
>start thinking there is a conspiracy against me, schizophrenic stuff
>look into what is the plan and occupy shit, think I'm fighting the government by planting advertising stickers and graffiti
>one night I snap, start hearing voices
>have a religious delusion, thinking I unlocked the secrets of the universe
>rip up a bunch of my clothes and damage stuff and draw occult markings
>taken in to the mental hospital
>people talking in Chinese literally sounds like English because of hallucinations
>short internment here
The rest, which is more interesting, is individual ward stories and descriptions of weirdos I met, not entirely in order, and lacking the confinement reasons because I was/am a mess.
I might post all of those in a while if this thread survives the day because I have to go out.
cont
>>29723836
Take a bunch of pills and go to a hospital. You've been having thoughts of suicide for a long time and you just lost your job. Don't lie about taking the pills, they piss and blood test you.
>>29721960
>chicken tenders [...] made to order. these items are made fresh for each customer
OMG More tendies!
chapter 3
>I'm put into a small room
>realize I'm imprisoned
>think that I was taken here as a "test" by the higher power
>I end up thinking that the other patients are magical beings being imprisoned and the nurses angels
>think that the broken and flickering light is an entity communicating with me
>I ask it questions and think I understand what it's saying
>staff freak out and replace the light
>put me another room
>start doing weird things in the room to try to "pass" the test, like wasting my food, running the water, and running around inside
>at one point a mattress was in my room, thinking this was one of the tests, I dissected it by the seams with my teeth and pulled out a metal object
>at some point I was in the hallway and the door opened
>I sprinted out and started running down the street in a hospital gown
>the cops picked me up after a couple minutes when I ran into someone's backyard but failed to jump their fence
>when the cop restrained me I asked if he was part of the test
>he said "yeah" and him and his coworkers laughed
>put back in confinement
>restrained and injected with a put down drug
cont later maybe
>First night in psych ward
>Start talking to a couple of guys my age
>One of them is a total pyromaniac
>He tells me he sets one more fire and he's in huge trouble
>Later on that night
> go out to the smoking area and cover the ashtrays and bins in hand sanitizer that I spent the day collecting from around the ward
>Some random guy goes out for a smoke
>I watch from the window
>He throws his cig in the bin and it bursts into flames
>Everyone starts freaking out
>Nurse runs in with fire extinguisher
>holyfuckIcantstoplaughing.jpg
>I walk out of my room acting tired and rubbing my eyes a few seconds later
>"Whats going on guys?"
>Pyromaniac dude got moved to maximum security
>Talk of the ward for weeks
>I keked myself to sleep every night
>>29723836
It's really not comfy at all. Imagine being in dorm full of people with really serious problems (not just angsty teenager I'm addicted to internet / I'm a virgin problems). Imagine your roommates with a schizophrenic black dude from off the street named King Boo. Imagine the TV is on 24/7 and it's turned to stupid shit like Pawn Stars. Imagine food so bad that it makes you gag.
I'd advise a camping trip instead, maybe.
>>29721256
Hey everybody we got a real live marijuana addict over here
>>29721308
>>29724202
>Taking bait
Come on guys that's an obvious one. Holy shit
>>29723657
>>29723870
>>29724038
That sounds kind of fun. I wish I could be a schizo for a little while.
>>29722191
Do you mean Pearl city?
>>29722742
More please these are interesting.
>>29723883
Christ, he doesn't have to take a lot of pills. He can just say he wants to kill himself and they'll let him in. I don't know why you're trying to actually kill him.
>>29723836
Holy FUCKING shit anon have you been reading this thread? I think that you're just being cheeky or something but I wouldn't wish the asylum on the worst of my enemies.
I've never been but I had a phase where I thought I was bipolar welcoming symptoms of the onset of schizophrenia (was really just in a weird place in life and needed attention). Thank fucking god I didn't tell people about it because if they put me in a hospital with the word "schizophrenia", who the fuck knows what would have happened.
>>29722742
>>29724376
I guess I can do a few more rehab stories. Here's one about some of the roommates I've had. This one is kind of sad.
>Mid 2000s
>Halfway house again
>I'm really serious about being clean this time
>Going to 12 step meetings every day; calling sponsor every day; avoiding "bad influences"
>Make it 6 months clean, which was a long ass time for me back then
>Counselors all congratulate me
>One week later I get a new roommate
>My primary therapist: "well, you've been doing so well that we decided that you were the best person with whom we could place Hank"
>Translation: this guy is fucking whacked and you're the most stable dude we could put him with
>Even from our first meeting I can tell this guy is pretty off-kilter
>He's young, 18 years old, with lots of tats, some of which seem kind of white-pride-ish
>Plays loud punk music in the apartment where the lyrics make fun of "faggots"
>Takes ridiculously long showers, like 45 minutes +
>Really makes me not want to shower after him
>Actually find out that one of his problems is that he's a chronic, compulsive masturbator
>He talks about masturbation in front of other people all the time, including women
>Late night bullshit sessions with my housemates often interrupted by him making inappropriate comments about faggots, or masturbation techniques or whatnot
>Eventually he just gets ostracized by everyone because, frankly, he's an unpleasant guy
>He's the most messy roommate I've ever had too
>Doesn't do dishes ever
>Doesn't clean up his shit ever
>This is a problem, though, because if I touch his shit to move it or clean at all, he spergs the fuck out
Cont'.....
>>29724738
I never said what kind of pills or what constitutes a bunch.
Shrinks are fucking true evil.
Every sane person wants to kill themselves, and they punish you for it. It is ethical to kill shrinks.
>>29725128
>Tons of arguments ensue
>Things get worse
>Accuses me and some of my friends of being homosexuals
>Anytime anyone uses a pollysyllabic word, or mentions something he doesn't understand, they're gay
>Accuses us of "plotting" against him or I don't know what
>Gets aggressive and threatens me with a knife
>And yeah, he's the type of guy that thinks going around carrying a huge ass knife is not only socially acceptable, but cool
>I finally can't stand it anymore and tell my couselor that if he isn't moved, or kicked out I'm going to leave
>toughshitguy.jpg
>I pack up my shit and stay with my sponsor for a few days
>Sponsor says I can't stay indefinitely because her wife was all sketched by him bringing addicts into their house
>Eventually end up out on the street pissed off at everyone and everything
>I know what can fix this...
>End up relapsing YET AGAIN
It was my own damn fault. Even so, I still hate that dude and the rehab with a passion. I did get a consolation prize though: two weeks after I moved out he burned down half of the apartment block because he left a pan of hot grease on the stove. What a dumbshit,
>>29725162
But why take any pills? Overdosing on anything can really fuck up your organs, even like Flintstone's gummy multivitamins or something. It's completely unnecessary. OP got sent to the ward just because he mentioned in passing that he'd like to maybe kill himself. You don't have to prove that you really, really mean it. You don't have to bring a noose into the emergency room, hang it up in front of the nurses' desk, and get on a chair. They always err on the side of safety. If there's even the slightest chance you're gonna kill yourself, they'll bring you in against your will. Almost everyone ends up there against their will. It's very, very easy to get admitted if you want to get admitted. If you come in there and say you'd like to kill yourself, there's like a 100% chance they're going to bring you in. You don't even have to say you want to kill yourself, you can just say you've got debilitating anxiety and it's making it hard to eat and sleep. You can just say you're so paranoid that you can't satisfy your basic life needs.
>>29722196
>>29722250
It's sandwich.
Former Orderly here
I hope you fucks liked those coloring books
>>29725481
We didn't even get coloring books. The nurses just printed out black and white pictures of Disney characters. I never really understood coloring, I'm more of a doodling man. I traded some graham crackers for this middle aged lady's notebook, so I got all the paper I needed.
>>29725197
>>29722312 is me. They legitimately didn't think I meant it. There's slash marks all up and down my arms and they acted like I was a teenage girl who scratched her wrists because she got grounded.
>>29725481
I would tear out the pages and make dumb origami things.
>>29725517
We can't let you doodle because you might cut yourself with the pencil
How about some crayons?
>>29725197
So much this. Shrinks horrify me; they have the power to send me places against my will at the drop of a hat. I have never met a single one that hasn't been abrasive and the type of put me on stupid psychiatric jew pills to try and fix the problems that they invent. Fuck them.
I used to work as a orderly on a criminally insane ward.
I watched old tv shows all day with a arsonist and pedophile who were both old as shit.
Never had anything dangerous happen except for when some autistic gangbanger Manlet was screaming at me to let him use the phone
>>29724077
You sound like an edgy asshole.
>>29724077
How devilish.
This comment is an original Pepe Devilish Comment.
>>29725619
Sure, why not, as long as you can doodle with them.
>>29723647
No, you are fucked in the head.
Open your eyes.
Why not just sleep all day if you're put into psych?
>>29727833
It's not your comfy bed in your comfy room in your parents house...
It's kinda hard to sleep more than 8-10 hours a day, especially when you don't do anything beside sitting around watching TV and playing board games.
And stress motherfucker it's stressful as fuck being there
>be a drunk
>drink a half bottle to a half bottle a day
>get drunk one night
>for some stupid reason ask my dad If I can tell him something
>tell him im gonna kill myself
>he says if I go to the hospital ill be there for awhile
>say whatever
>go to hospital piss drunk
>end up staying there a day until I go to the ward
I was there for 3 weeks, it was mostly older ladies, no one around my age. pretty much don't talk or anything, after 2 weeks a guy comes in he's around my age and a herion addict, after a few days he starts trying to talk to me, eventually start talking with him, he's alright. when I left he gave me a hug I was surprised. also because I didn't talk I had an older bitch call my a physco, idk why she was there she was just a bitch and would talk shit about everyone when they weren't around. also we had a meth head white trash who looked prego and was like 40. she was annoying as fuck I wish I would of hit her with a chair, I got talked to by the doctors because I said I was gonna hit her and they were gonna send me to a place for my violent people. I probably would of had fun there.
Can someone in Australia tell me if you need to pay for a psych ward or if it's covered by Medicare? I went in when I was 16, but I'm pretty sure that it's different when you're under 18 (I'm 22 now). I want to go in voluntarily, but I don't want to fuck my family even more by making them pay a shitload
>>29725404
>sandwich
>not glass
I got mechanically restrained to a bed on 3 separate occasions for sperging out and destroying property. One time they injected me with some Abilify or something.
Truly the definition of REEEEEE
>>29727929
it's easy to sleep 12 - 14 hours a day if they put you on a heavy dose of good benzo's
>>29724038
chapter 4
>kid's ward
>meet a lot of interesting people
>first person I remember really was a 12 year old Chinese girl that seemed normal to me but was actually crazy
>watch Hannah Montana and Wizards of Waverly place with her
>became a Selena Gomez waifufag because of this
>in this ward we had also had video games, I usually played Rock Band and Guitar Hero with the band of misfits
>one of the songs was Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld
>would basically spam this song because it was edgy
>one of the lyrics is "And when girls start to sleep with girls"
>I would do the singing for it
>big black dude working as a nurse is a devout Christian
>gets pissed off because he's probably homophobic and says we can't play the song anymore because "it's inappropriate"
>darkness fills my heart with pain
>because I'm an edgy fuck I took up kleptomania, whenever I left the ward I'd pick up random shit like paperclips
>when I went to Starbucks I decided to steal nutmeg
>I'd tried nutmeg as a drug once because I searched Erowid for highs
>I eat spoonfuls of this shit
>an hour later I'm sweating bullets and feel like I'm dying
>staff know but don't really do anything about it
>Nutmeg isn't that dangerous, but it would be extremely painful
>>29721616
What the hell? They have psych wards in the cities? Where I live they're generally only way out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere so even if you did get out, you would have to walk 20km to the nearest gas station. That's just a bad idea right there to have them in populated areas.
>put into psych ward for being an edgy teen
>said I was going to kill myself and life is pointless
>didn't mean it
>shouldn't have been there
Now I can't join the military. Fuck
I would have solved it myself but I left my suicide note folded up, under a tissue box. My aunt looks under the tissue box and unfolds the paper...how fucking unlucky.
>>29730691
You an appeal to your GP or psychiatrist or whoever and they can testify that you're fit for military service. I believe they can also attest that you were improperly assessed if you can prove that's what happened and if they believe that was the case.
Also, you could always join the foreign legion. They don't dig that far into your records. They just look to see if you're wanted by interpol. Alternatively, if you're really worried, you can lie and tell them you're somebody else but it might be difficult because they'll 'grill' you and question you on your entire history for hours. (I don't know if they still do this but they used to). You could pull it off though.
Its not over, m8, there's always an alternative.
