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get in here, bots

we discuss robotic topics and things of robotic nature.


REMINDER TO ENTER OR POST IN THIS THREAD YOU MUST MEET THE FALLOWING.

>male
>no other social media
>never have done illegal drugs
>no past or present gf
>virgin
>significant or highly suspected autism or mental disorder that has heavily impacted your life since day 1
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>>29719287
Where you think Kevin Durant is going fampai?
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>>29719287
>tfw no gf

hold me lads
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>>29719287
I fulfill every requirement, yet I'm better than other robotrash
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>>29719329
Why not go to a bbq today and get gf?
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>>29719287
anyone know of good conversation starters to use with a stranger over the internet, particularly when the stranger is a girl?
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>>29719287

>tfw no husky

hold me lads
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Can I still lurk and post on this board if I'm not a robot? Is it a robot only board or can I stay as long as I never pretend to be a robot
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everything I do feels like shit
>ywn be a magical girl
rip in pieces from the day I was born
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>>29719352
....*sniff*....

>tfw no gf
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It's another incels bitching about women episode.
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Wtf does normalfag life even consist of?
What interests do they have? They always seem to be massively vapid in everything, so what DO they like? After wage slaving what do they do? Cook, then fall asleep? Every day until Friday where they bang a used slut/Chad?
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>>29719424
They have jobs, families and friends.

They are not 'vapid' because they don't keep up with vidya and Cambodian cartoons.
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>>29719424
they shitpost irl with their friends
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>>29719424
normalfags are misarble too, most of them are just pretending to have a good life
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I'm on social media, do drugs and get laid.

But I am also clinically diagnosed with NPD and have sociopathic tendencies but not enough to block my own self-awareness.

So I feel like I belong here.
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>>29719287
>tfw lost my virginity to a guy when I was 16
Literally everyone can do that
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>>29719287
>virgin
this is a meme. most robots have gfs now.
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>>29719307
Hopefully Boston
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>>29719307
>tfw Knicks fan
>tfw we didn't get Durant
>tfw giving Noah and Rose a combined like 40 million
>tfw they probably will play a combined 50 games and suck in 45 of them
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>>29719468
Clinically diagnosed with meme diseases?


You're not a robot, you're just a gullible snowflake doof.
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>>29719480
because 95% of this board are normalfags. robots have little to no desire for the flesh.
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>>29719499
Fellow knicks fan. Not my $ and will make the playoffs.

Also Rose 1 year deal so if he sucks we're off the hook.
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>>29719510
>just having sex makes you a normalfag
this is like saying wearing glasses makes you a nerd. you are no robot if you talk like this.
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>>29719353
I make a dumb joke and disguise it as a story.

>Hey did you hear about what happened at that supermarket down off the highway the other day? It was crazy!
>No, what happened?
>They're saying it was spontaneous human combustion, this guy was just looking through the canned food when his arm just burst into flames, then the police came and arrested him.
>They arrested him?
>Yeah, for having an unregistered firearm.
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ok, lets discuss normalfags

normiepedia:

the "stoner"

>always trying to proselytize others so he feels less guilty for being a degenerate
>"ITS JUST A PLANT BRO"
>"dude im like so high right nowxd"
>snoop dog trap remix + weed = the meaning of life
>may try to drug your food
>Jehovah's witness of drugs

post other normie types
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>>29719568
What's proselytize mean
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>>29719504
Nah, I mean possibly.

There is definitely something wrong with me because I think about hurting people sometimes and it gives me an erection and then I feel bad. Shit like that.

Bipolar too but I don't take any medication for it. It's shitty but iy could be much worse.
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>>29719525
its not about having sex. but the ability to acquire it.
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>>29719522
>Rose 1 year deal
Phew, good to know, I haven't really been keeping up with the Knicks too much recently.

What was Phil thinking with Noah though? 4 years and he sucked last year. And barely played.
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>tfw you realize that if you were a girl you wouldn't like you either
>tfw you realize that at your core you are an unlikable person and it's nobody's fault not even really yours
>tfw everything about you from your interests to your looks to your sense of humor are utterly repulsive to essentially everyone
>tfw the only thing to strive for is more money so that you can surround yourself with nicer things while still being the same piece of shit you always will be
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>>29719599
>it's not about wearing the glasses, but the nerdiness to wear them XD
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>>29719287
>he fell for the robot meme
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>>29719616
having sex is one thing but getting it means having good social skills, genetics and looks all of which are traits of normies.

by the way your analogy is shit, glasses and sex are not the same.
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>>29719616
This anology is retarded anon. It takes skills to get sex. It doesn't take anything to need glasses, that's a literal physical defect your body has.
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normies have already ruined this thread because they couldn't help but look at what they are told not too.

shut this thread down
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>>29719674
>having sex is one thing but getting it means having good social skills, genetics and looks
How the fuck did you get this idea? I weigh 300 lbs and am literally a diagnosed autist and I still got sex. You just have to find really ugly and desperate women.
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>>29719711
did you get raped
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>>29719711
300 pound black bull detected

out of the board, NOW


>tfw no gf
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>>29719741
I'm white and my penis is about 4 inches long and as thick as a gluestick.
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>>29719693
>i'm such a nerd XD

>>29719674
it takes absolutely no social skills or genes. literally you could have no DNA in your body and some chick would fuck you all night. people like you who worship women to the point that they are all out of your league and are better than 80% of men or whatever are just cucks, not robots.
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>>29719756
did you pay someone

it dosent count if you payed someone or were raped

and by the way

>tfw no mommy gf
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>>29719767
take that back. NOTHING is worse than being a cuck it is the most spineless degenerate act

>iterally you could have no DNA in your body and some chick would fuck you all night

im a guy
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>its another normeis clash with robots for being losers thread

i just wanted to have a robotic thread but you norms ruined it
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>>29719424
it consists of sports,cars, drugs, money and sex
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>>29719788
I didn't pay or get raped by anyone, I just had sex with someone who was nowhere near attractive and was also clearly desperate. Met her online.
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>>29719287
>>no other social media
I follow kamiya on twitter, but that's pretty much all I use it for.
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>>29719581
>proselytize
To persuade someone into liking what you like, sort of.
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>>29719353
Just act like an asshole but not too much of an asshole
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>>29719867
Did somebody say sports?
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>>29719616
Ok then, raping a girl means I'm an average fellow and there is nothing wrong with me then because it works both ways
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>>29720087
i wouldn't judge your entire character on raping a chick a few times you dingus, but you'd have to face the consequences if anyone found out.
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>>29720145
What consequences? If having sex means you can still be a robot beating a woman and using any means to get sex out of her means you can still be normal
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>>29720299
>if wearing glasses doesn't make you a nerd then stealing a pair doesn't make anyone mad XD
tell me about the days when your dad would get drunk, anon.
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>be wizard
>normies think they can stop you from posting just because you are a women
Top fucking kek
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>>29720019
Tfw i live in greensboro NC.
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>23
>never had a gf
>virgin
>male
>white
>micro dick
>do not understand sexual attraction at all
>have no idea what makes a girl "hotter" than other girls
>probably asexual
>no motivation to accomplish anything in life

But despite all of that I can genuinely say I'm happy with my life.
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>>29720378
So we agree? I don't understand what you are trying to say
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>>29720537
I'm p. sure you understand, cucktoy
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>>29720564
great, im going to get some sex tonight now that its socially acceptable, i know the shtick. Wait in a bar until the last girls are completely hammered and take them home and rape away right? what should i do with her once im done tho?
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>>29720614
give her eggs.

>virgins thinking they are funny
baka
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