who was the most autistic person you've met in your school life?
heres mine
>be around 5 years younger me
>australian, go into 7th grade (which is high school in australia, at least in the state I live in)
>talking to a friend who was in y6 while i was in y5, so im glad to talk to him because i hadn't seen him in a year
>we talked about music and other cool shit
>he has to go, but tells me something before he leaves
>"oh also, don't become friends with barney, dudes fucking weird"
>have no fucking idea who barney is, but thank him and start to take caution
>term 2
>walking upstairs because my maths classroom was upstairs
>oh god what the fuck is that stench
>smells like a mixture of expired milk and a rotten roadkilled cats asshole
>very short kid walks past me, pretty obvious its where the stench is coming from
>he has a large bulge sticking through the ass side of his pants, either from him shitting himself or because he's wearing a diaper
>goes up to a group of really popular girls with this retarded shiteating grin on his face
>i already know what the result is gonna be but i decide to torture myself enough to look at what happens anyways
>he literally says this in the fucking voice of Goofy ( the disney character)
>"HUEHUEHUE HI GIRLS WANNA BE BUDS?!?"
>he says all of that while doing this retarded head bobbing motion
>all the fucking girls bolt in the opposite direction
>cant think about it without cringing
i really struggled to write all of that
>>29718738
jesus christ anon.
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>work at the disabilities department at university
>obnoxious, tubby autistic guy hangs around there all the time
>openly farts around people
>asked one of the female interns if she ever had sex
>if you have a conversation with him about something that isn't anime or video games, he starts to moan and groan and shake his head around in annoyance
Not the worst but I always wanted to punch the shit out of that guy.
>>29718772
i know, its terrible.
he shit his pants A LOT. he actually didnt pass year 10 (the school had a rule that if you got more than 5 E's (essentially the australian "F") on assignments or tests you wouldn't pass year 10) because he would shit his pants during tests all the time, i dunno if it's true or not, i'm just vaguely recalling rumours that were spread around.
>>29718738
I was the most autistic I've ever met in school.
Alright this is gonna be a long one
>be me
>1st grade middle school
>dont know anybody, just moved in to that town
>be interested in books, sciences all that nerdy shit
>teacher asks us to introduce
>its my turn
>"im anon and i like to read books"
>later on the break
>a kid from my class walks to me and asks me "so you read books huh"
>we discuss books,turns out we have similar taste
>we become friends over time
>that kid did some weird shit, like hitting me all of a sudden and poking teachers in the butt with pencils
>wtf.jpg
>everyone complained about him but no one saw him as a permanent problem, probably gonna grow up
>i was still friends with him
>until it happened
>ff to 6th grade february
>it was around 2006 something so my dad bought me a disc of a new game, dont remember what was it but i know i liked it really much
>discussing about the autist after school
>"wow anon you got the game? can i borrow the disc to install it?"
>"sure thing"
>i give him the disc tomorrow
>expect the disc back
>a week passes
>no mention of the disc
>"hey autist where's my disc?"
>"what disc?"
>"the disc of the game i gave you"
>"i dont remember any of that
>we get in a fight
>i got suspended
>nothing happened to him
>still no fucking disc
>i stop hanging out with him but he keeps going near me
>i tell him to fuck off everytime i see him but he keeps coming back
>not going to fight him because itll end up like last time
>forgot to mention that at that point, he was the only person i was talking to at school
>so basically didnt have any friends now
>start playing video games more often and going out less
>middle school passes, i carefully pick my highschool to not run into autist
>highschool is fine
>become a robot
>watch news the other day about how 3 people were injured in a gangfight, one dead
>look the corpse of the dead person
>its the autist
>mfw
>>29719047
from above, the wicked shall receive their just reward
