Hi all, ENTP normie here. Found this board a while ago, and cant seem to stop browsing it. There's a certain fascination i've acquired reading about all of your struggles and stories. If you want to ask a non robot for advice or anything else, shoot.
Fuck off you don't know anything I don't know, you were just born better looking and with a social normie brain
Very original: Kill yourself?
>>29718094
Sounds like part of the problem doesn't it
>>29718073
How do you get a gf for real? Please don't give bullshit advice such as "be yourself" or "be confident". Tell me exactly what to do!
>>29718121
Not that guy but take them to do fun stuff with you try getting in a deep conversation if its going well ask them out
>>29718459
Fun stuff like anime yeah but how do I get to a deep conversation?
>>29718073
>Ask a chad anything
what's your definition of chad
>>29718496
No fun normie stuff like 6 flags and hiking and zip lining in a rain forest also you have to be in conversation for awhile and bring up philosophical stuff
>>29718121
pursue individual success, thats how you get true confidence. I was/am a robot, but i just got good at making music, and soon ill be releasing. Thats not directly related, but i feel more confident now so for instance when i look in the mirror i think i look pretty good, when i walk past a girl i say hi or wink, stuff like that. Its really about confidence, but that confidence cant be faked. Go to school, get a job, become the best at what you do.
>>29718121
It's not rocket science. You already know the answer. You try for years to be more like Chad over there. Working out, social practice, trying to make friends and getting new hobbies that involve exercise. Grooming and fashion sense improvements. All things you associate with Chad. The sexier you look especially muscles the less you have to worry about poor social skills. Then you approach and small talk women and ask for their number and set up a date andngo on the date and hit it off.
Not rocket science. Try to be Chad or try to be famous which isn't happening so plan A is all there is.
>>29718073
first off: fuck fullscale normies
also: i am defenetly a cyborg soe i am torn between fascination of robots and actually beeing a robot
>>29718073
Here's my question: do you think you're the first guy to make this thread?
I need help tying my shoes, any advice?
>>29718073
how about you just fuck off? We don't like you and we don't want to talk to you.
I'm an ENTP and we aren't normies LMAO keep pretending buddy
>>29718121
Girl here,
I'm tired of you thirsty betas complaining about not getting pussy. It's a real turn off. I'm considered a very direct woman, so let me give you these crucial steps to at least get a 6/10
>Be attractive
Now being attractive isn't everything, but if you don't at least 8/10 looks, women will not even pay attention to you. Take care of your face and work out. If you're still ugly, get surgery or settle for some landwhale
>Be rich
The bare minimum is exactly $100, 000 a year. That's the economy for you. Just the way it is. We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha
>Social status
Chicks love it when you have connections & actually know how to talk to human beings. Not lonely social autist that can't even say two things to anyone. Having connections can come in handy in the future & doesn't hurt to be a person lots of people know.
>Nice car
All we want is to driven in a car that's not shitty. Just get a $20, 000 car. It's not too much to ask for. Oh, if you can't drive, consider suicide.
>Be tall
HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TALL!
Why would a girl want to go out with a manlet? Theres plenty of tall men for us you are not even worth the competition
>have big cock
Yup, size DOES matter. The whole "ocean" thing is bullshit. This is why we let black guys do us.
>Don't be a virgin
Virgins are disgusting! They should be condemned to death. How are you still a virgin? Girls don't ask for much you know.
>Get rid of your pathetic interests
No more vidya, comics, anime weeabo shit, no porn, no more cartoons, MLP, and stop coming to this stupid Filipino image board. You're grown ass men, act like it.
>Be an asshole
We don't show it, but we love to be treated like stupid children. Why do you think women would stay with their abusive cheating boyfriends? But hey, if you're really nice, maybe we'll let you be our official orbiter.
That's it. Kinda easy if you ask me.
Don't forget -- Just be yourself :)
>>29718758
REEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO YOU STUPID SLUT
How Do you change heating plates on an oven? It really would help answering right now
>>29718073
>ENTP
>normie
ENTPs are usually cyborgs
>>29718758
It's posts like this that keep /r9k/ autistic.
>>29718073
Not sure if you'll be able to answer this but I've got nothing to lose. Currently, having a wank feels alright up to the point when i cum. Cumming no longer feels satisfying or pleasurable really. I wank probably 2 times a week. I literally went 3 months without wanking and after that long it still didn't feel any better. My question is, if I get a gf and lose my virginity, will it be pleasurable despite wanking not being pleasurable? Or should i just off myself now seeing as sex wont be fun?
>>29718758
>Girl here
Yeah, right. Nice troll
