>Hey loser, boss wants you to take his car to get cleaned, pick up his drycleaning, and to buy some extra large condoms.
>>29717754
>"Nice hair ya dyke"
>>29717754
take the keys and drive like a maniaco.
i dont even have a job.
>>29717754
Well piss flaps i can't drive and if i could i still wouldn't tell the boss to get plowed
i've got intensive shitposting to do ya rank cunt
so make like a leaf and fuck right off
>>29717754
Extra large condoms are a meme unless you have a 10" dick
>>29717754
>"yeah sure thing Rupaul"
>intentionally scratch less-than-noticeable part of car
>rub drycleaning on my clothes covered ni cat hair
>poke holes in condoms
Honestly wouldn't care if I was getting paid. Out of the office, away from the twatty nature most people have there, getting fresh air. Who gives a shit
>>29717754
>get to dick around doing basic chores while being paid
sounds pretty good to me
>>29719416
This desu. Who gives a fuck what your boss is doing. Running errands are comfy and gives you time to daydream about life. I always found it weird people get stressed over this stuff.
