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What makes a person a robot? If you have a gf, you suddenly become
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What makes a person a robot? If you have a gf, you suddenly become normal, right?
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>>29717157
No, but being normal is a requirement for obtaining a gf, therefore if a guy has a gf he MUST be normal.
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>>29717157
You never were a robot if you got a gf.
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>No friends
>No gf
>Virgin (unless you paid for sex)
thats pretty much it
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OP, please be my gf. Please please please. I will be the best boyfriend in the world. I will care about you for who you really are, and treasure all the time we spend together. I will go out of my way to please you and ensure you are having an optimal romance experience. Please OP, I'm so lonely.
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personality type

normies value statues and robots value freedom
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here is what makes you not a robot
>listening to the radio
>using social media
>having friends
>watching shit cinema (lol bro u saw dat new superhero movie? xD Reddit)
>believing in religion
>acknowledging women
>using a console
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>>29717157
According to some robot purists, being a non-virgin immediately makes you a normie. I only had one 5/10 gf because she practically forced herself on me ten years ago and we fucked maybe three times. I don't even remember what kissing feels like. The fact is I'm living the robot life, completely dysfunctional socially and professionally. She was an anomaly, randomly spawned from the warp. It had no impact on my life.
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>>29717322
don't do it

don't have a single social media profile

no friends or contacts that i've met i nthe last 7 years. Only steam "friends" that
play games with me once in a while. Don't even know their names

I hate going to the cinema or watching shitty Michael Bay-esque movies

I don't believe in anything

Hold the classic view on women and family status, where the man and woman can never be equal and should never be made equal

I'm not a pleb

>>29717247
>>29717265
So where do I need to go to pick up my "you have a gf, here's your good life" package? It does cure my disabilities, right?
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>>29717418
okay now be my gf.
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