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why do girls who like short guys not exist
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end me and my genetic nightmare
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>>29717147
Have you thought about wearing high heels?
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Start fapping to dicks and slowly become gayer and gayer. It'll get easier from there on out.
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>>29717189
already did that it was easy but now its hard again that im discovering pussy again
>>29717163
yes, considerably
if discreet ones existed id wear
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>>29717147
>why do girls like short guys
because they're shorter
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I've had gfs taller than me. What are you talking about? Height is irrelevant.
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>>29717284
what
>why do girls who like short guys not exist
>>29717285
how tall are you
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>>29717304
Not that guy but I'm 5'2" and I've fucked girl that was 5'6"
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>>29717304
I'm 5'7". It's short but not midget tier. And I'm about the same height as the biggest pussy slayer I know.
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>>29717342
>>29717352
how fit
5'2 bro gives me hope
wait were they hot
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>>29717163
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so now instead of just being a manlet you are also an insecure one, no thx
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>>29717374
5'7" guy here. Not fit, not fat, just average.
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Pretty fit no 6 pack but big arm muscles and solid 7/ 10 but im not that atractive either so no problem>>29717374
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>>29717419
i have a feeling yall have social skills though
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>>29717223
You can actually wear boots, and those will give you about half of an inch, and then there are insoles that can give you up to 2 inches.

2 and a half inches without anyone noticing.

Also, bulk up. What you lack in height you can make up for in mass.

Finally, man up. I know we all mention confidence, but it truly is key. You can swing a cutie if you don't care about what she cares about....
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>>29717469
You can swing a cutie if you don't care about what she cares about....

>About what?
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I have cowboy boots with two inch heels and I put two inch insoles in them. Four inches without anyone knowing shit. I am 6'4" in these and people think I'm a giant.
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>>29717456
Yeah I do but its not that hard to get better at talking to girls you just have to talk to them dont even have to ask them out
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>>29717504
Cowboy shoes are pretty autistic unless you live in texas
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>>29717456
Yeah I do. That's the key. If you can make a girl laugh and keep her interested with your stories she'll be yours.
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>>29717147

>be me
>5'1" including hair and shoes
>below average penis size
>a bit on the fat side
>$377k savings, own house, twinturbo AlfaRomeo
>Stacies in line to date me

dafuq-----I'm dating a shy normiegirl, and I love to see those hopeless squawking hens ignoring dem Chads
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There is this muzzie sitting next to me who is <5'5'' and a thicc 9/10 constantly puts her legs on him and around him and tries to touch him and close in on him. He also had a girlfriend before. If you have social skills, a social life, good looks, money etc then you will get nearly any qt regardless of your size. Size is only an added bonus like free shipping if you buy something that has $__ value.
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>>29717147
When I was 14 there was a guy in school who was only 150cm tall (approx 5') and he got every girl he wanted.
He was confident as hell and kinda good looking.
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ok so how to get confidence?
im surprised at the sensible replies so far given im on r9k
but i bet the confidence question will fuck everyone up
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>>29717756
By pretending to yourself that you're not going to fuck them so you don't get nervous
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>>29717419
>>29717554
>>29717555
>>29717581
>desperate manlet lies
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>>29717868
>desperate virgin lanklet denial
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I'm 5"6, and I had two girls tell me they love taller guys. Yet we still fucked. Keeping them engaged goes a long way.
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>>29717147
height is just a 4chan meme
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>>29717147
Girls don't have preferences like men do. They all want the exact same sort of guy.

The only difference is in what they're capable of getting. The second they have the chance, they will seek to move closer to all womens' favourite, regardless of who they're already with.
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I like short guys who want a mommy gf
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>>29718443
I would but too bad your just a guy roleplaying
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>>29717147
Being tall really isn't all it's cracked up to be.
It's a case of being tall AND fulfilling other criteria.
e.g. being tall AND be very handsome; be tall AND have a ripped body; etc.

Take it from me, I'm 6'6, but that means nothing seeing as I'm unattractive, depressed, have very low self-esteem (the fact that I have laughably small genitals doesn't help either), etc.
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>>29718505
Or being short but having a good face, money, status, confidence.
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>>29718443
I like girls who like short guys who want a mommy gf
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>>29717147
They do exist, I've seen couples where the guy is shorter and I like short guys myself
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>>29718505
>has life on the easiest mode in the galaxy
>still has low self esteem and fails with chicks

waaaa i can only afford to buy 3 mansions and not 4!!!
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>>29718890
Hello femanon what brings you to this thread
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>>29717487
In general. Don't care about what she cares about.

If it's not something you do, then don't care about it. The last three women I've been with ended up learning chess because I play chess.

I didn't end up learning how to play piano, model Sims homes or... I'm not sure what she did or why I was with the third one....

But you're not interested in tall men. That's gay. Be interested in whatever it is you're doing...
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>>29718930
How is his life in any way easymode? He's got severe autism.
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>>29718890
Your height, weight, bra size?
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4' 11" fembot here. I just want a guy thats taller than me and isnt an obeast.
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>>29719142
5'6" guy here. If you are in Europe perhaps something can be arranged.
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>>29717147

5'6" guy here. I've had literal dwarf women, shorter than 4'6", tell me that they'd only accept a guy that's 6 foot. 6 feet is the magic number, no woman would be happy with a guy shorter than that and if they say otherwise, they're lying. If a woman had to make a choice between a 5'5" guy and a 6'2" guy, she's pick the 6'2" guy every time.

Manlets shouldn't even bother.
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>>29719187
Naturally they would pick the fat, ugly, unhygienic, autistic NEET who is 6'2" over the guy who is good-looking and fit and social and confident and has money but who is 5'6".

You're just a bitter lanklet virgin trolling.
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I don't know about anyone else but I just automatically disqualify myself from even thinking about girls who are taller than me.

They need to be an inch or more shorter than me for me to even imagine our lives together. I'm 5'5" so any girl 5'4" and below would be good for me, but I think the perfect height for a girl is 5'2".
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>>29719265
And you are making a big mistake. If you like a girl, approach her and ask her out. Even if she is taller. She might say yes.
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>>29719070
5'10, 149 lbs, and 90 B
>>29718949
Trying to give a bit of hope to the short anons
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>>29719292
I'm 5'6" and my last gf had pretty much the same measurements as you.
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>>29717147
5'7, 119 pounds. I always was the shortest kid in class but it has never bothered me.
>The only reason I hate being this short and skinny is that I can never find clothes that fit me well
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>>29719283
But I wouldn't want her though, because I'd be embarrassed walking around with her.

There's a man in my town who is probably 5'0" and his wife is about 6'2". They look ridiculous.
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>>29719351
There has not been a more appropriate time for this reply:

Man up, and stop being a faggot.
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>>29719369
Man up and... force myself to change what I'm attracted to so I can get a taller gf? OK, but why?
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>>29719438
Imagine if you met the perfect girl, waifu material, and she liked you as well. But she was taller than you. You'd be a literal faggot to turn her down.
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>>29719208

Imagine both people are the same. They'd go for the tall one every time.
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>>29718443
be my gf then 5'1 at your service mmomy
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>>29719142
5'1", skinny. Buy me
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>>29719576
People are never the same. What a stupid predisposition. You will not find a guy and his 100% mini-Me clone.
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Height is nice and all but in this day and age of you get the cash you get the stacy.
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>>29721192
Almost everyone wants cash but not everyone's going to get it. Short people also tend to earn less on average.
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>>29717147
>he believes in the manlet meme
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>>29717469
>be 5'6
>wear uncomfortable boots and insoles
>now 5'9

literally no difference you dumb monkey. I'd still be a turbo manlet
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>tfw no big girl gf
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>>29722364
5'9" is years ahead of 5 6 that being said everyone will notice if you add three inches. The only thing to do is fuck fat and ugly chick's for the pussy and die alone
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