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I don't know who does these threads but I'm doing one right now, I mean I think they are meant to be about just talking about what were doing and stuff but lately its kind of just a faggot fest, anyway do whatever I guess

tfw no cute bf
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>>29716424
>Australianfag.jpg
Nice

How's everyone doing this evening? I'm having a pretty fun one myself
>tfw you win a 6 player aoe2 black forest game with the world's laziest imperial push
Feels good
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Reapplied for uni
Going to go to my friends for a week hopefully
pretty good
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>>29716424
>starts aus thread
>doesn't want to talk about how if the libs win we're all fucked financially just so a bunch of jewish corporates can get their tax back
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Who won the election? All I know is my nigga Harambe wasn't voted in
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just smoked a few billies, feelin the vibe maaaaaaannnn ;3
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Is this a POZZ thread?
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I'm wasting my youth in a bullshit fucking fast food job, I literally gain nothing but a fucking tiny pay cheque at the end of the week that my mental health suffers from greatly

I literally gain nothing from it but the pay, I learn no skills, the experience isn't worth anything, I've literally been laughed at during job interviews because of it. I make no connections because everyone else is a stupid cunt who works there and will probably end up there for life or on the dole

What the fuck do I do with my life?
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>>29716743
Taxation cuts get put back into the economy promoting stimulation
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>>29716799
Stop being a shit cunt mate
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>>29716764
Currently nobody is able to form government, either we wait for the last few votes to be counted, or if things are particularly bad the governor general can appoint a party to lead.

As it stands, Labor has 71/76 seats needed for government, and Liberals have 67. A few of those aren't certain for each party though, and 6 seats are still entirely undecided, so it's not impossible for either party to win, but it's probably gonna have to be a coalition government with minor parties.
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>>29716799
just have a few tinnies and she'll be right mate
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>>29716857
Does this mean during this time we are in a state of anarchy, we don't have a government?
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Bretty good start to the week; I have a week off work and can't wait. Cleaning the house after the Boardgame night I had and slowly getting through the alcohol that I bought and no one drank. Might watch some more of guran Lagan whilst doing the ironing.
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>>29716592
I'm having a relatively good one here
>>29716709
What course/s are you looking into doing?
>>29716799
What is the job if you don't mind me asking
>>29717102
I don't even have a job here but I did drink a few nights ago myself, also watched Gurren Lagann again not too long ago, one of my favs
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>>29717141
Having never watched guren Lagan I'm really enjoying it's over the top kampness. I hear it becomes stupid crazy with galaxy-sized robots and that sounds awesome.

Got a new Kickstarter today. Gonna set it up and play it sometime tomorrow
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Took the normies advice and gave up fapping and drugs. Now what? What the fuck does a poor shutin robot have to look forward to other than these things? Just kill me now lads, I feel like a zombie.
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>>29716799
Go get an RSA certificate and work in clubs/bars late on weekends. Where I am, they're always hiring because normans can't handle not being able to go out on weekends and quit early on. Weekend rates are pretty good and much better than minimum wage.

After doing that, you save some money while living frugally, buy a van and take off. Just fucking leave your shitty life behind and travel for as long as you need to sort out your priorities and plans. While doing this, you can make a small income either online or doing seasonal work. Living the van life is cheap as hell. The set up can be dirt cheap and you have basically no expenses after that other than phone bill, food, petrol.

Alternatively, do LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE besides what you're doing right now if you're that miserable.
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>>29717212
That's the thing with /nofap/ and /straightedge/ it only works for normies, you see with a normie if he can't fap anymore due to /nofap/ it motivates him to go out and get laid or if a normie goes /straightedge/ it convinces him to spend more time with his friends and family

Us robots have neither the ability to get someone to have sex with us or strong relationships to fall back on.
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>>29717212
DON'T do nofap if you don't have sex at least semi-regularly. Never ejaculating is just not good for you mentally or physically.

Do /reducedfap/ or /nopornfap/ instead.
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What's a quick way to earn money for a couple of months before I get an apprenticeship?
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>>29717437
Probably just slaving some menial job like a trolley boy or something, mightn't have the best pay but if you just want it for a few months its fine and an easy job to get
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>>29717496
>easy job to get
Do you know this from experience or are you just assuming? I keep applying and turning up nothing
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>>29717370
I thought the idea was that ejaculation, period, was bad based on those studies that showed that rats had a post ejaculatory hang over. If the same thing is true in humans we should only be fapping like once every 1 - 2 weeks.

A robot needs all the energy they can get if we have any hope of not killing ourselves
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>>29716592
Voobly or Steam?
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>>29717546
Well I guess it depends on where you live I got one once (didn't do it for long), in some places I have noticed a lot of curryniggers/mudslimes coming in and taking all the trolley pushing jobs which might make it harder to get one but if you're relatively fit and come off as someone who will do the work its worth asking around
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>>29717549
Yeah, basically at something approximating that regularity. There's energy and test gains for humans when not ejaculating for periods of 1-3 weeks.
Long term abstinence is bad though.
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>>29717610
Around here the problem is age. Because a teenager can be paid less than an adult, they will always hire teenagers for the entry level jobs if they can.
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Parents are mobilising to force me to take some driving lessons and get my license, last thing in the world I want to do is drive, how can I stop them without being completely unreasonable since my position is not easily defensible with logic since I'm making an illogical decision based mainly on terror
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>>29717603
Steam

I know I'm a plebeian, pls no bully
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>>29716424
I live in tasmania
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post some cute thighs please
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>>29717639
My parents offered me the deal that if I get my licence they will never bother me about driving ever again. The last time I drove was my test about 3 years ago.
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>>29716799
>I've literally been laughed at during job interviews because of it.

Care to elaborate?
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>>29717639
Just do it, driving is actually quite fun once you learn how to do it.
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>>29717639
Why would you not want to drive, anon? Everything in this country's too fucking spread out to not drive
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>>29717709
Because he could become a cyclist, some of Australia's most beloved commuters.
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>>29717655
Tasmania always seemed like a chill place to me but I don't think its the type of place I could live I live in NSW
>>29717660
OP here I too want to see some cute thighs I myself don't have a pair
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>>29717639
I wish my parents had forced me to do things. They were so fucking lax with everything it's lead to me having a coast through life mentality and actively avoiding stepping out of my comfort zone.
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>>29717681
I might see if I can cut a similar thing...
>>29717707
C'mon anon
>>29717709
Because I don't go anywhere 90% of the time and public transport can handle the other 10%, I'd rather 2 hours of public transport than 30 minutes of driving t b h
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>mum asks me to pop down the shops and buy some snags for dinner
>drive the ute down to local westfield
>3 days later
>just got me centrelink so decide to go to eb games to pick up the new afl 2016 game
>they're having a sale
>pick up afl 2016 and ian thorpes rumper romper stomper
>sheila behind counter gives me a weird look
>"that'll be $259 dollary doos mate"
>reach into tuckerbag for money pouch
>move knife out of the way
>next bloke in line sees my knife
>says "you call that a knife" then pulls out his
>whole store begins to laugh at me and my knife
>party pies and sausage rolls fall out me dacks
>people outside the shop are laughing now
>sprint out of there like cathy freeman
>trip and fall on an errant chiko roll
>all the cunts start throwing vbcans at me and clipiing clip on koalas on my nose and ears while calling me a poofta
>prime minister comes out of the barber next door and calls me a soft cunt

So how was your day?
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who /adelaide/ here and completely /bored/ ?

how about that flu that's going around?

fml
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>>29717778
one post off quads, still good greentext you got there cunt
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>>29717751
You'd probably go more places if you could drive though, couldn't hurt to have the option anyway

How old are you, anon?
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>>29717798
Going places is for people who matter/can handle other people

24, I know I'm pathetic
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Are there any cute boys in brisbane???
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>>29717812
Think maybe you should try to better yourself?
At least your parents are still trying to help you and haven't given up on you completely
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Someone drive me to McDonalds ;----;

>tfw McDonalds is the only legit reason to get a license. Just kill me now lads
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>>29717851
>implying you even deserve a cuteboy
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>>29717686
Being scoffed at. Asked why the place is so incompetent and being told I'm a shit guy all round
Heaps of passive aggressiveness

>>29717141
Mcgaycunts

>>29717257
I've got heaps of cash. 20k in the bank
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>>29717901
They don't have to be a cuteboy! I just want someone to cuddle desu
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>>29717916
Then why continue to subject yourself to that bullshit, lad?
Most people wagecuck out of necessity.
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>>29717798
My observation has been that people with their licence just end up driving to the same places they used to travel to before. I haven't seen or heard of them exploring. If anything they're even more reluctant to explore because they don't want to waste petrol, but they also don't want to go back to slower methods either so they just stay home.

Good to have the option, but it awakened more laziness than curiosity in the people around ,e.
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>>29717945
He's getting laughed out of interviews so it would be risky to quit and use up the 20k.
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>>29717899
Would do if you lived nearby
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>>29717899
Why not just walk? There's only like 4km between McDonalds.
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is cute melb boy here?
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I fucking hate these threads you all suck shit. No one ever meets people, what's the point of this shit? You are all boring as fuck too. Life sucks. I want a gf NOW.
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>>29718016
maybe youre boring id you dont have the ability in other people
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>>29718016
>gf

originale
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>>29718032
Nah cunt i'm interesting everyone else is boring
Also there are too many low iq people, drug addicts and homosexuals in these threads. And I know a lot of you are probably fat too.
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>>29718016
not to mention these threads only happen in normalfag hours so you just get wageslaves & unifags on here
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>>29718016
rude
i'm gonna go cuddle with brisanon just to prove you wrong
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>>29718007
T-that would be a big thing for me
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>>29718074
Are you a big guy? originale
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Theses like multiple anons who live in Brisbane here but they're all too retarded to meet. Go do it you faggots, make some friends, have a life. The rest of us are too split out over the entire continent to ever meet. I believe we even have a faggot here who lives in Tasmania which is basically just a cold paddock full of sheep and cows lel.
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>>29718089
I am where it matters ;)

BA-DUM-TSK, MY FRIDGE IS RUNNING SO I NEED TO GO CATCH IT NOW.
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>>29718016
>No one ever meets people,

Fuck off back to /soc/ you normie cunt
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>>29718059
sorry i meant not interesting if you cant find the interest in other people. though it seems you worked it out despite the wording. also im not fat thanks hun. and why are you even here on r9k? high iq mr straight who isnt boring or have any problems with drugs. just talk shit with your chad bros
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>>29717916
>I've got heaps of cash. 20k in the bank

Hearing shit like this depresses me so much. I've been working at the same shit job for 8 years and have $9500 debt to show for all that time.
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>>29718150
Jew here, would you be interested in joining a highly illegal brothel I have going for old gay queers? I can find clients for you no matter what and the pay would be quite decent.
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>>29718150
I have $3000 saved from centrelink. I even pay my mum heaps of rent but centrelink is enough to slowly save up while also buying shit sometimes desu.
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>>29718191
I live alone. Makes it harder to save. I couldn't tolerate living with my mother again. It's been over 5 years since I lived with her and her presence would drive me nuts. Spending a weekend at her house is trying enough. Love her but need space from her. Also been living alone so long that the thought of a roommate is extremely objectionable.
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>>29718096
Yeah not many people from Adelaide but no one here does shit anyway. You gotta do an activity together not fucking jerk to anime with each other. I like to ride my bike, wouldn't mind playing some board games or something idk. But idk what people here are into. I don't like fat people though and I don't drink or do drugs. And desu I also would rather just have a gf to do things with. Also I'm into Nazism.

>>29718242
Yeah I used to live alone, I had no money. Moved back in with mum and it sucks. Would never share with strangers desu. Unless it was a gf.
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>>29718242
H-how do you afford that ;-----; Is there any way to live alone on centerlink? I feel trapped in this insufferable hell. I actually snapped the other day and broke a bunch of shit and I'm never like that.
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>>29718264
Not him but when I lived alone I got into a really cheap single bedroom granny flat. My dad guaranteed the rent, if he hadn't no one would have rented to me. I got rent assistance from centrelink and it was barely enough to survive, but it was enough. If you lived in a van or homeless it'd be easy. I've been thinking about living in an abandoned mine or a tent in a national park. There are like 15,000 abandoned mines in Australia I think.
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>>29718190
Is there any medical screening for clients to keep the TOXIC diseases away? I wouldn't mind exchanging dignity for money desu but the std risk is kinda scary
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>>29716424
Boys I think my mum has got dementia.

I don't think she should be living on her own any more.

It is going to be me who has to move in with her and taker care of her.

Christ I don't want to do it but how can I refuse?
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>>29718016
fuck off normie cunt.
This is indeed an original comment m8
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>>29718303
Once you have every form of DISEASE you stop caring lad. Makes sex so much better when you know you already have everything!
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>>29718306
Avoid that if you can, if she's going to be a burden to look after you're just going to eventually start hating her and be glad when she's dead, which would be a very sad way to end things

>>29718334
not this again
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>>29718362
>Avoid that if you can
But the guilt. The fucking guilt. It would destroy me.

There is no-one else who will take care of her. She'd have to go in a nursing home.

And I am NEET so I have no good excuse for not doing it other than I don't want to.
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>>29718306
Is there any way she go to a nursing home? My mum's mom had the same shit and there was no way anyone could have cared for her without specialized equipment desu .... Shit is fucked
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Any cute boys here on NSW south coast?
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>>29718385
>>29718379
>>29718362
>>29718306
Just chain her up to a dog kennel out the back. You'll get a massive carers payment and you won't actually have to do anything. Just put some mashed beans in her dog bowl twice a day.
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>>29718389
I'll deck ya m8, come at me
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>>29718385
>Is there any way she go to a nursing home?
She is in the early stages. Just delusions and paranoia (she thinks people are planting lsitening devices in the ceiling).

She does not require nursing as such yet. But she shouldn't really be alone because she keeps doing stupid things like calling the police all the time about the phantom people she hears in her ceiling.

She has driven her next-door neighbours out. they literally sold their house and moved because she kept calling the cops on them.
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>>29718379
You'll feel plenty guilty when you start to despise the woman who fed and clothed you as a child
I've seen it happen, anon
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>>29718424
Is it better I despise her than despise myself?

I already hate myself enough as it is.
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>>29718415
Is that a yes?

moonshine washing line
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>>29718263
>I don't like fat people though
Now I'm sad.
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>>29718419
This reminds me of when I did work experience in a nursing home. Went to change some bitches tv remote batteries but she kept trying to make it into a conspiracy about how someone was actually fucking with the TV or the remote just to get to her, I really don't know what she was on about. Shit is fucked up. But honestly dementia can be prevented by healthy life style so anyone who gets it fucked up and it's their fault. (reminder to do excercise everyday and eat lots of plants)

I'm in a similar situation. Me and mum had out genome done and her results turned up an eleven times greater risk of Alzheimers. I'm gonna have to get the fuck out of here before it happens.
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>>29718430
Good question
Either way you're probably not qualified to give proper care for a dementia patient
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>>29718472
>I'm gonna have to get the fuck out of here before it happens

S-shouldn't we try to be better people than that?
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>>29718264
>H-how do you afford that ;-----; Is there any way to live alone on centerlink?

I work just under full time hours. Used to work full time but my employer cut my hours down. It's more than enough to live alone but nowhere near enough to save and get ahead. I feel like I just work to exist.
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>>29718264
I save about $8,000 a year of DSP bux.

I live alone. No car and cheap rent. No friends or expensive hobbies.
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>>29718508
>DSP bux.

Is that disability pension?
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>>29718536
yes it is. Autismbux
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>>29718455
Stop being fat. I would help anyone who wants to get fit since I'm working on it myself. But I think most people aren't interested. Are you?
>>29718486
No. People with Alzheimers are basically dead already. It would be extremely painful to spend time around them.
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>>29718547
>Are you?
I am sort of interested. I do a bit of lifting but my food problem is out of control. The cravings are so intense.

Every time I lose weight I end up putting it all back on plus some more.

I don't think having a teenage nazi from r9k encouraging me will do the trick either.
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>>29718508
What do you have DSP for because I have bipolar and possibly a few other issues maybe schizophrenia or something like that as well, how hard would it be for me to get DSP?
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>tfw no nz gf to cum in
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>>29718572
>how hard would it be for me to get DSP?

Depends on how bad your conditions are and how badly they affect you.

Get yourself fully diagnosed by a psychiatrist and then make an application. The worst that can happen is they say no.
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>>29718587
Well my situation is very bad I am just asking if those two conditions are enough, what are you on it for?
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>>29718572
they've changed it recently and I read an article about a quadriplegic not even getting an answer for ages
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>>29718618
You can get DSP for a stubbed toe. It is not what the condition is, but HOW IT AFFECTS YOU. Basically it needs to make you unable to work. they judge this individually, they don't just check a box based on the name of a specific condition.

I have depression and schizophrenia.
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>>29718570
I'm 23.
I want to tell you to stop eating meat but most cunts don't believe that that is the problem. But you must do it. Fruit is shit now since its winter but if you buy yourself a tons of fruit and mainly eat that while doing cardio you will end up like a skeleton eventually. Although it's hard to do cardio in the rain too. The reason I say fruit is because it tastes good and most people like it, it's sweet so. Telling people to eat salads and vegetables is harder. Nuts and grains are good too. In fact without meat you must eat nuts and some sort of legumes to get enough of every amino acid. Of course you can't eat any processed junk foods.
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literally fuck australians

I wish I was just an american like everyone else so people wouldn't make jokes about kangaroos and fosters and b8 m8 or spiders or whatever other stupid shit they associate with australians whenever they find out where I'm from

JUST TREAT ME AS AN INDIVIDUAL REEEEE
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>>29718644
I do fine with getting on a diet and losing weight.

Keeping it off is the problem. I always fall back into bad habits. The cravings are just too intense.

I have lost and regained the weight so many times I just feel like it is not worth trying again.
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>>29718655
M8, its gonna be ok. Tells us the name of that cunt whose been sayin shit about u and ill fuckin suck him off while his friends fuck me hard in the ass
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>>29716424
Sound hack mum teddies when
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>>29718655
>not taking pride in your national identity
strewth cunt, maybe you should just fuck and become a seppo, no room for soft cunts here
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>feel like crying
>not sure why
>going to play rocket league
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>>29718671
I'm telling you to eat as much as you want. Cravings are fine, you should eat. Just try to satisfy yourself with high fibre foods. Eat until you are going to explode. Brown rice won't make you fat. Fruit won't make you fat. Nuts won't make you fat (although you should get raw, not roasted or saltss) Don't buy stuff you shouldn't eat. Do you live with people who leave junk food around? I don't think it is impossible, far from it. I enjoy healthy foods now.
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>>29718711
Wanna play together anon?
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>>29718723
The cravings are always for really really unhealthy shit. I literally dream of fried foods and other stuff like that.

And once I fall off the wagon and eat unhealthy stuff once, I lose my taste for the healthy stuff and literally can't even eat it any more.
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>>29718655
Still better than being an ignorant Americuck.
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Where da overwatch slawts be at. I need at least 3 heal sluts at all times to heal and buf my massive reinhard dick. I know you cunts like to die a lot so I need you working in shifts
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>>29718762
Sorry, lad, I ONLY play junkrat.
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>>29718730
u-um maybe what is your id
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Going to Brisbane with the lads to look at anime shit tomorrow.
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>>29718828
>Going to Brisbane with the lads to look at anime shit tomorrow.
WHAT SORT OF ANIME SHIT IS GOING ON IN BRISBANE TOMORROW?
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>>29718762
hi i play overwatch and am a healslut post battle net id please anon
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Who /melbourne/ here? northern suburbs
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>>29718872
Just stores or arcades.
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>>29718799
Ah, we meet again Junkrat. Yeah, you don't think I've forgotten what you did to me? It was a cold winters night and I was sitting aimlessly at my laptop, just minding my own god damn business when I wandered into one of your traps. The next minute I know I hear this cackling bogan voice standing over my corpse and all my heal sluts are dead.

It's been 4 whole weeks since that night and I still sometimes hear that same, shrill voice taunting me in my nightmares. Recently, every night its been the same god damn dream no matter how many sleeping pills I take and I'm fucking sick of it. If I ever see you around here again I'm going to pick Pharah and make you pay for what you did to me.

Ur a dead cunt m8.
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Any cute boys here from Sydney
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cute boy from Melbourne here

I am classically trained in theatre and gender studies
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>>29719168
I'd love to meet and I'm not INFECTED.

Leave an email or something ;)
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B-byron anon, I-I know how to give back rubs and make pasta ;----;
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>>29719168
yes
>hoping you're female
>although girls don't usually say cute, that's more of a twink thing
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>>29719241
No I'm a man unfortunately
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Anyone living in Queensland and don't say gold coast or Brisbane I hate those places
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Just got home from work. Busy as fuck, ridiculous amounts of wine and weight loss powder to load up on the trucks. What the fuck is wrong with you people. Sober up and stop eating so much. Bought a pack of cigarettes again, that's three in three days after having quit for 2 years. Got some nicotine patches and gum, gonna kick em again. Feeling bretty good , really. Ready to Ausfeel all night long.
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>>29719189
>cute boy
>Melbourne
>theatre and gender studies
Maximum overgay
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>>29719189
hey melb bby how are you cutie
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>>29718898
How is it living among niggers? Are they orderly and peaceful, or is it hell on earth?
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When will we get some legal weed
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>>29719523
eventually. It'll happen.
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who /highrightnow/
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>>29718898
carlton north here senpai
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>>29719573
What's it like living among niggers senpai?
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>>29719548
right here my man

>>29719288
brisbane here :^)
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>>29719507
they are poor with lots of kids, but are peaceful and 1,000 times better than the local white methhead trash
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>>29719606
nothing like being a free proud neet i can smoke all week long ;3
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>>29719288
>tfw /gold coast/
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>>29719624
nice. I'm sick of worrying about my country going to the dogs. I'm fine with other races as long as they don't want to bust my shit up.
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>>29719601
see >>29719624

as a woolies worker who deals with them regularly they cause me far less grief than the druggies
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>>29719658
What do the druggies do, sempai. Tell us your stories
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>>29719606
>>29719632
free the north we should be our own state
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>>29719690
Feel free. Then you alone can reap all that sweet banana money.
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>>29719690
The king of the north! The king of the north

Give me meth plz
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>>29719288
Sunnycoast cyborg reporting in
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>>29719548

guilty as charged son
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>God gives me a big dick
>makes me a sub and bottom
Why
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>>29720254
Big dicked subs are hot as fuck.
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>>29719798
been in the lonely bin and met a method head he was alright except for muscle spasms he said he had a biker gang after him too
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>>29720254
There's no God but from a biological standpoint this makes no fucking sense. Why was your queer ass given a big cock and I'm stuck with an average dick that looks fucking puny on my body when I'm determined to breed?
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>>29717899
get mcdelivery you poor cunt
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>>29717639
Get your fucking license you pussy. this is some real female thinking. Do you know how fucking easy it is to get girls when you have a car?
It just has to be a car, literally anything will do as long as you can take them places they don't give a shit.

nobody ever took a girl back to their place on public transport, ever.
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>>29720638
I think your dick size depends on your genes
Sexuality depends on hormones
So it's independent from each other
I would gladly give away half of it
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>>29720718
>nobody ever took a girl back to their place on public transport, ever.
That's a bold claim.
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>>29720718
They did on an uber/cab though.
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>>29720718
>nobody ever took a girl back to their place on public transport, ever

I'm sorry to say anon but I have done just such a thing. Even got a quick blowie on the way back to mine.
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>>29719548
drunk brah
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who /workfordole/ here?

I want to go back to proper NEETdom
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went on two dates with korean qt, started ignoring my messages for a third, feelsbadman
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>>29717778
Legendary, archived for l8r use m8.
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>>29720738
>I think your dick size depends on your genes

My father has a big dick though.
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>>29720913
That doesn't mean you will get one, I think
Can't remember shit from biology 2 be h
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>>29720932
Depends which of your parents has the dominant gene in that respect, you also have to take into account how big your mother's dick is
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>>29720796
>not saying youre studying and staying at home
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>>29720739
>>29720740
>>29720767
It's called sarcasm, try it sometime fools

The point was that to a woman if you're over the age of 20 and don't have a license you look like a child. nobody wants to go home with a child
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>>29719683

>be new, 2nd shift, Easter a few months ago
>10pm saturday, watching self-serve
>hear yelling
>junkie stomps in going absolutely, incoherently off his head MENTAL
>mohawk, weathered face, missing teeth, facial tattoos, built, the epitome of a street hardened bogan crossed with a prison inmate
>looks ready to knife someone
>lights are on but nobody's home
>wuh_oh.png
>walks to self-serve
>picks up tray of crunchie easter bunnies
>throws it at a customer
>crunchies smash, chocolate rain all over myself and other customers
>a few customers in store ditch their groceries and run
>the rest of us stagnate in fear
>turns out store has no security for this level of crazy
>he stomps down an aisle and throws some shit off the shelves
>some disgusting hoe is following him
>she says something and they leave

i found the chaos of these events somewhat exhilarating at first, but this shit surprisingly happens all the time and it can get quite dangerous. My edgiest story is probably the time a staff member got a knife pulled on her at 8:30am.
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>>29720796
greentext your work for the dole day?
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>>29721007
you should have typed it in sarcasm font
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>>29719168
I've met the boy criteria does that count?
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>>29721973
Maybe it does do you have any pics of yourself, I actually live a fair way out of Sydney desu but its the closest relevant place
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>>29721499
my bad

lrn2drive
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>>29722021
>posting pics
>r9k
ayylmao
Where in Sydney though?
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>>29722209
fug meant to type: where in the vicinity of the semi-shithole that is sydney do you live?
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>>29722336
Like an hour outside of it down south from their near wollongong
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>>29718015
no.

ori
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>>29720718
The way everyone responded to this post kinda proves how socially inept we are
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>>29722728
unless you're him and being sarcastic thats a shame. nig has some cute biteable thighs
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>>29723001
Go to bed before I poz you
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>>29720796
>you can get a job from it though, it does happen

Yes assignged job search provider office who makes me press two buttons on a mobile app every 2 weeks for my free money - I am certainly willing to drive to the other side of the city in peak traffic times taking me 2 hours of travel each day in fuel and parking fees that you will not compensate, That sounds like a great offer!
F U C K O F F
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>>29723043
i was going to go to bed but now i cant cause i was waiting for you to respond ;-;
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>>29723060
I am not he, merely one of his many admirers.
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>>29723076
oh well why do you want to poz me? cause i like him? :o
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>>29723052
>in peak traffic times
Why not go off peak? it's not like you have to be at work. Take the train instead, make a day out of it.
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>>29723101
You're going the right way for a pozzing smart guy. Get to bed. Cute boys who don't get beauty sleep become old men before their time.
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>>29723140
>Cute boys who don't get beauty sleep become old men before their time.
;-; it's already happening sighhh. i always tell people i dont need my beauty sleep cause im already gorj but im pretty worn out :s

and i'd like to see you even try and poz my tight, white, neg hole you bully! are you going to sleep as well?
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>>29723001
t-thanks.

stilll origi
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>>29723230
thigh anon is back on, flirt with him.
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>>29723109
Work for the dole is on a schedule, you know like real work. don't show up, no dole.
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>>29723243
oh so you did turn up! i was just about to go to bed :o is it nearly your bed time?

>>29723260
are you going to bed hmmm? careful you dont poz some unsuspecting twinks along the way
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>>29723305
It nearly is, yeah. Haven't been around these threads much the past few days, and off overseas on thurs so gonna be prettymuch ded for 2 months soon too :(
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>>29723326
Just enough time for a quick pozzing? That way you can spread DEMONIC SEED to unsuspecting foreigners.
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>>29723326
noooo but what if i miss you :o ;-;

>>29723373
should just leave srops of your poz milk in peoples drinks when theyre not looking
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>>29717709
>spread out being a bad thing

You fucking degenerates should go live in China.

Fucking cunts.
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Dune Rats this Friday.. Yew keen
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>>29723500
where? ive seen these boys before with children collide :o
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>>29723500
>DU(DE WEED LMAO) RATS
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>>29723592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Oo6-RB4Xs
>marijuana
>tumblr time animation
This is filth
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>>29723524

Long Jetty (NSW Central Coast)

>>29723635

Yeah that's the worst off the album. Check their eps though they're top notch.
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>>29723417
i-i'll miss anon too :(
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>>29723675
oh ok nowhere near me anyway, enjoy the gig dude

>>29723687
;-; oh well may as well sleep now then before i truly go past the point of no return on sleeping . hopefully ill dream of biting and cuddling some thighs :3
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>>29718150
Shit, what is your job? I'm going back to uni this semester after working at a liquorstore for a year and I managed to save up around 15k. Is your debt from Uni or something?
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Anyone from Cairns in here? If so, do you think this place is an absolute shit hole?
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>>29723817
>expects a reply after 7 hours
I admire your confidence
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>>29723868
Anything is possible hombre, anything is possible.
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>>29723810
sleep well anon, I might just dream about wrapping them around you :3
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>>29723810
>>29723906
And I may just dream of pozzing you both with my DEMONIC SEED
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>>29723810

Yeah should be good. Pretty decent line-up aswell.. Check out Skegss and Dumb Punts if you haven't already
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>>29723896
well yeah melb anon responded after i was waiting for ages :) i just had the thread open in the background!

>>29723940
that's a pretty cool poster, and no i havent heard of those others!

>>29723920
>>29723906
ok goodnight boys, not completely sold on the pozing dream yet though ;3
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>>29723985

Yeah Skegss are signed to their label and just provide the good vibes with their tunes. This one easily gotta be my fave

https://youtu.be/sSYsN8kKfpQ

Check out LSD from them after.. Their hit tune
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>>29724037
ok, tomorrow! stop keeping me up you cheeky ausbots! goodnight! get some sleep so you arent tired for the gig dude!
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