meanwhile on bizarro /r9k/
>tfw gf
>tfw no mental illnesses
>tfw i find chicken tenders unappetizing
>>29716255
impossble, tendies for tender god.
how do you hold up fellow CEOs
>wife finally gave in for anal
>too bad shes nowhere near as good as stacy the secretary
should i divorce bros?
>>29716298
i would be cautious doing so, you might cause a scandal if that goes public
>>29716298
Nah, bro. You wouldn't want Chad Jr. to grow up in a broken home. Just keep fucking Stacy on the side.
>>29716229
>tfw love my husky
I can't wait till my gf gets up so we can have coffee and watch the sunrise!
>tfw picking which chad to lose your virginity to
hey there NEETcucks
i've just been enjoying my dividendsies while you stew in your own juices at home
heh
Some of the posters here seem to be somewhat mentally unstable and not well suited socially. I feel you would be better suited seeking help from a mental health professional.
>>29716322
he will be fine
no chance he would end up a lonely unloved loser browsing frogs all day long on a nepalese yakbreeding forums
>tfw too many gfs to choose from
A very good morning to you, my friends. How are you going to enjoy this beautiful day? Life is happy.
>tfw told some dirty loser he isn't funny
Some of you guys are alright. Don't buy Valero stocks tomorrow.
How do you do fellow neurotypicals?
Sure is great being alive, huh? Can't wait to shoot of some fireworks with all my best buds.
Man, feminism sure is a great thing, huh?
>>29716491
clever anon
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>>29716229
Holy shit this board is infested with robots
CREEPS GTFO!
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>mom didn't find the condom collection
