>mfw a non-virgin says he's a robot
>>29714131
>raped by father.
>rejected by social-rejects.
Fucking why?
>mfw you're a beta fag
I slipped and fell into some pussy.
>>29715789
Because you have had far more sex than us. 100% more in fact. There are other social reject places you can go such as /b/ or tumblr.
>tfw tore my hymen while running
>le no true robot meme
>anyone who is not as pathetic a piece of shit as I am is not a robot
>>29715901
eww please leave
I had sex with two girls I met on video games and one whore. I think I still count as a robot.
>>29715888
what if you've only fucked an ugly chick 2/10 and you're pretty sure you got a std from it
>>29715985
Still a normalfag. Fuck off.
>>29715999
bruh why do you keep getting trips
>>29715985
whatre your symptoms? Ever since i fucked the whore sometimes the skin of my balls feels hot.
Sad thing is, I'd probably do it over again.
>>29715985
Still normal enough to get naked with a girl and put your erect penis inside her
>>29715906
No we took a strawpoll months ago on the subject. 81% out of over 800 votes agreed that the main requirement to be a robot is to be an adult virgin. Around 36% said you must be NEET too.
>>29716008
Because the gods willed it.
>>29714131
Just a friendly reminder from me that none of you are "robots".
You're just average, boring human beings. All of you are normal.
>>29716048
>Kissless virgin at age 28.
>Normal
Are you fucking retarded? Not everyone can be normal. That would throw the very definition out of the window.
>captcha requires you to prove you're not a robot
>still claim robo-status
>>29715888
No technically if their total sexual interactions is greater than 0 and you have have had 0 sexual interactions then they have had infinity percent more sex which is much worse
>>29714131
>mfw I've been here since you were 14.
>>29714131
I've fucked 4 girls and about 30+ hookers, still a depressed retard, also a 19yr old apprentice who wants to die because I hate my life, AMA.
>>29716181
Also done all typical normie stuff like smoke weed, take mushrooms/lsd/MDMA to fit in and be cool, still feel like a depressed cunt.
>>29716181
Being an apprentice and only 19, what percentage of your income would you say goes directly to hookers?
Ive made out with girls but it never ended in sex. Can i still call myself a robot? Im a 25 year old virgin
>>29716216
I went on a bit of a binge last year and spent pretty much all of my savings on it. Spent around 3-4k in one year on it when I was renting somewhere. That was about 20% of my income if I did it every week but I didn't do it as much as that. Probably banged 30 last year and 5-6 this year, not sure.
>>29714131
>sex being important
You arent a robot until youve had a gf, realized its not worth the effort, given up and retreated if your own will back to solitude.
Until then you are just a beta teenager/mid 20s kid who thinks pussy will solve your problems.
>>29716293
Haven't even had a girlfriend but banging a shit load of girls was basically like doing drugs. Completely unsustainable source of happiness and a complete waste of time.
>>29716181
>Also done all typical normie stuff like smoke weed, take mushrooms/lsd/MDMA to fit in and be cool, still feel like a depressed cunt.
Doing drugs obviously won't make you feel better about yourself. Get some real fucking help you retard.
>>29716346
Well I know that now, just recently cut out all my friends who were into that shit, only did it with them around.
>>29714131
>tfw not a robot
>tfw you CANT make me leave
chads taking your board too robots plus we eat tendies too
>>29716323
A 19 year old sex addict is now considered the purest form of robot
>>29716467
Lol, sex hasn't changed me at all besides making me more predatory when it comes to women.
It won't make you happy long term.
In the end it's the same as any other drug. I would've rather spent my money and time on building a business or something but it's addictive.
>>29714131
Why does sex matter if she didn't even love me
Noone has ever loved me
>>29716609
Yes they have anon, even if it might not seem like it, your parents would've loved you at some point and they still probably do.
OP, do you think something about you is going to magically change if, tomorrow, you meet an insecure girl with no standards and you put your dick in her for a few minutes?
Nothing changes. As soon as it's over, you're the same social retard you always were.
>>29715901
How does it feel to know that you'll never be able to prove you're a virgin to your future husband?
>>29716644
I'm talking about romantic love
I can't cuddle with my parents
>>29716679
This, meaningless sex does literally nothing for your stuff esteem. It's all a fucking meme to make you feel insecure by the rest of society. I know a bunch of guys older than me that i consider way better than me and they've only fucked a few girls in their life. Don't base your self worth on women.
>>29716696
I know it sounds like bullshit but that crap about loving yourself first is true. Once you treat yourself with respect and put yourself first then other people will do the same. Just don't go overboard narcissistic.
>>29716682
I'm gonna become a Witch and live out my days alone
>>29716696
Also, look up The Book of Pook, follow what that guy says and you'll find a girl that likes you eventually. Might sound hypocritical based on what I've said but I ended up ditching a girl that could've been my girlfriend if I wanted.
>>29716777
But I already love myself
I have good looks, a well-paying job and tertiary education, not the best personality but I'm working on it
But noone cares
>>29716789
Where do you live? As long as you're 5+/10 I'll take your virginity. I'm decent looking but socially autistic, so I probably won't lose it otherwise until I get married, if I'm even capable of that
>>29716822
Do you lift? It helps with your drive to go out and meet girls + will help you attract the ones you do talk to.
>>29716777
Also whenever someone spews that "be confident" bullshit what they mean is you gotta like yourself and give basically no fucks about stuff. Getting rid of the autism is hard tho, that might take some time.
>tfw had sex once with your only friends girlfriend and now you can never be a robot and don't have any friends
>>29716848
I already said I wanna live alone and be a Witch.
>>29716856
Occasionally, but I have a high metabolism so unless I eat 3 huge meals per day and lift like a madman, I don't get huge gains
>>29716867
Yeah pretty much, the autism only goes away by talking to people more often, I just went out to nightclubs and constantly hit on girls for ages.
>>29716873
It doesn't have to be that way. Wanna at least be friends?
>>29716900
Witches don't have friends!
>>29716894
Yeah that'll do it.
Also eye contact is super important. Don't be one of those faggots who immediately looks away once a girl looks at you.
>>29716906
>tfw not even a femanon on /r9k/ wants to be friends with me
I agree with you not having to be a NEET to be a robot but virginity is basically engraved in robothood.
>>29716941
Don't take it personally.
>>29716887
I used to think I was the same, dude unless you have low T(get a blood test) you just have to eat more. I'm 6'1 and was 70kg, gained about 10kg in a year after tracking calories and consistent lifting.
I would say, try again but track your calories, I guarantee you're not eating as much as you probably should to make gains.
>>29716952
I have coeliac disease and in turn, malabsorption issues
Body doesn't use all the carbs like it should
>>29716952
>>29716887
Visit /fit/, read the sticky and gtfo.
>>29716950
It happens everytime though. I'm attractive enough to where women check me out and stuff, but as soon as I open my mouth they never want anything to do with me again, because I'm just that awkward when it comes to women.
fml
>>29716971
Just eat steak, eggs and bacon + a few green vegetables for your diet and you can still make gains. I dropped my carbs very low and it's worked a lot better for me. I always get really tired when I have a lot of carbs. Its all about getting enough protein and total calories, carbs/fat are just whatever works better imo.
>mfw betas try to one-up each other on whos the biggest loser
>>29717006
Bro, message my throwaway email if you want and I'll give you some advice, reply if keen.
>>29717089
I'm 22. It's not even about losing my virginity. I'd prefer to be a virgin until marriage. But I just want a girl in my life. I just want a girl to say to me "anon I think I love you".
;_;
>>29717030
Being the biggest loser is kind of like being a winner. It has appeal.
>>29716012
Sorry for the late reply but yeah hot skin kinda red and a bump kinda like a wart
>>29717030
That's this entire subreddit
>>29717125
>Emotional validation
Love to a girl is just being really attracted to someone, to do that you just need work on making yourself more attractive I.e. work out, make more money, build a social circle of great friends.
That's it. Then you just need to talk to as many girls as possible to build up your social skills.
You'll fuck up along the way, I have pleeeeennnnty of times. But eventually you'll meet a girl that will be worth all the effort.
>>29717205
I do workout, and I have an Ashton Kutcher look alike face.
I don't have much of a social circle though, and everytime I've talked to a girl she was interested for like 2 weeks then gets over it because my social anxiety/autism isn't worth my looks probably.
Maybe once I finish my engineering degree things will be better, but it's so painful not to have a girl in my life who I can share my life story with and cry on her shoulder as she moves her fingers through my hair, comforting me and telling me that she'll always be there for me and that she'll always be loyal and will never leave me. It's so fucking painful knowing that I'll probably never have this because I'm a sweet and gentle guy, and not an asshole Chad.
>>29714131
>mfw a non-virgin even browses this board at all
Okay fuckers I'm going to bed, enjoy your lives anons. I'm not gonna say forget about women because they do bring some fun to life, but believe me, you can be happy without them.
>>29717286
Chad wouldn't have that either bro, as soon as he cries on her shoulder she'll be on the hunt for more dick. You can't be like that with girls, that's just the way it is.
If you want a shoulder to cry on you have to either do that with your male friends or your parents, it's the biggest turn off to girls.
Read The Book of Pook, trust me, it explains everything and its a free PDF.
>>29716609
still had sex
fuck off and kill yourself failed normie
>>29717425
I don't feel pleasure from sex when there is no emotional connection
The chick lied to me that she had feelings for me, that's why I did it in the first place
>>29717440
>I don't feel pleasure from sex when there is no emotional connection
a real robot wouldn't give a fuck
i'd rather fuck a corpse over nothing at all, fuck your feelings m8
>>29717533
please leave normalslime
Normies, please leave. Ree.
>>29716096
>implying anything divided by zero is infinity
>"""""""""technically"""""""""
Go to /sci/ and fail at acting smart there.
