Hayy guys. I'm new to this site but I heard this is where the froggy meme comes from. Please post some for me :)
>>29713281
Post a real timestamp and I will post my entire folder of Pepe in download form for you.
>>29713314
What's a timestamp?
>>29713333
A piece of paper with time and date
>I want to cum on your braces
>>29713333
Todaya date on a piece of paper. Nice quads
why is there an earring in your nose?
>>29713463
You're a fucking new fag fembots don't exist
tits or get the fuck outta heeeeere
original tit request
this isn't where sadfrog comes from.
>>29713333
That waste of quads on a bait thread. :((
ITT: people actually falling for some if the lowest quality bait ever seen
Listen here, female. You need to be smart with this. You have the possibility of being a new tripfag (an attention whore). There's a big chance you're just some neckbeard pretending to be a girl, which is why there isn't a timestamp yet, but if you are a girl, get these beta orbiters to give you money and gifts. I would attempt to befriend you, but you'd just use me as an emotional tampon and you're on r9k, so fuck that shit.
>>29713537
It's a girl.
I will take bait.
There ya gooooo. Sorry it muted me or something. This website is so hard to post on.
>>29713753
Ok looks like you are real.
gee, just what we need..
another pretty female.
HOLY SHIT, everyone drop everything you're doing! a female has entered! heed! better forget about everything and pay our respects to this woman.
another one out of the billions who expect to be paid attention.
just what we need, another attention whore contributing nothing of value, mmmmmm, so pretentious.
>>29713753
My attention has been piqued. I'm hanging onto this bait all the way until she cuts me open and throws me on her grill.
>>29713753
Will dump pepes for titten.
RED ALERT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A GENINUNE STACY THUNDERCUNT IS SHITPOSTING ON /R9K/ AS WE SPEAK
REMAIN IN YOUR BASMENTS AND BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU POST, ROBOTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(sage)
>>29713753
>Asked for a current timestamp
>Gives date of the 7th of March, 2016
What did she mean by this?
>>29713753
Do you have this one? Also why is there an actual female here.
>>29713828
American date format. Which means she is American.
>>29713807
Shit, missed obvious opportunity to make "gaping" double or possibly triple-entendre.
Anyway, tits or GTFO.
U make me cry
>>29713753
Hi, my name is Brian.
>>29713753
You came here for from memes?
You'll be scared off by the time this thread dies.
Great I cant wait for the hundreds of orbiting worship threads you're going to get.
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29713833
4chan is 30% female as a whole
considering how many boards are even less appealing to females (/tg/, /k/, /sci/, /biz/, etc), I doubt /r9k/ is much lower than that.
however it is rarer to see one baiting.
get out now. or else you're gonna be stuck here forever and perhaps become a trip as well. escaping 4chan is impossible
>>29713868
*frog memes
Post your butthole OR GET OUT
>>29713281
Will you be my cute frog meme girlfriend?
>>29713753
Get out of here now girl. This place is evil. I am trying to help you for your own good.
Sage, right? We're saging this, surely
>>29713862
Kys Brian.
boom bishh
>>29713911
Obviously sage it. It doesn't help she is probably underage.
>>29713909
Mfw youre suffering
>>29713862
Hi Brian :). So how does the muting thing work?do I have to post something thats never been posted on r9k before?
>>29713537
Cell user detected
>>29713281
I don't know if you're bait or not but goddamn you sure are hot
>>29713963
i like your widow's peak. are you an aquarius? my name is michael. i'm a mod on here and will help you with any questions asked :)
>>29713963
Get off /r9k/. This board is for adult male kissless virgins.
I hope people realize this thread is just some guy asking his sister for photos or something, nice try though
>>29713963
yes exactly
you have nice eyes :)
>>29713963
I'm not Brian but are you seriously, actually new here?
people generally just "lurk" or read without posting for a while and learn how stuff works before posting.
>>29713979
Hahaha that was funny, cause it's true.
>>29713963
No, you post tits
NOW DIE WHORE
DIE DIE DIE!!!!
RRROOOOOOROOOOOROOOOROOOOOOOOOO
SKIN THE ROASTIE
BOIL HER EYEBALLS IN PISS
GIVE THE TORSO TO THE NECRO BROTHERS
>>29713963
I know this is bait, but you see the sticky at the top of the first page of /r9k/? Read it.
>>29714006
wew, chill down lad how rude
stop posting in this thread and giving this below average woman attention.
Welcome to r9k m'lady
>>29713281
Lurk, learn, never post your picture unless you have no self worth and need attention like a whore.
>>29713963
Really? Are you seriously new here?
>>29713963
Holy fuck guys, this is clearly bait. It looks like some robot keeps taking pictures of his cousin or something
>hold this piece of paper up while I take a picture of you
Guess who's taking her picture?
>you don't need to guess
>you know it's Chad, mocking us
Seriously though. Why do you come here and torment us. Is this hell we call life not enough? Why do we have to suffer more? This is just like highschool. Leave us be.
>>29713963
If you are wondering why you're getting so attention its because you are posting on the adult virgin board.
THIS IS A CHAD USING HIS ROASTIE GF TO TROLL US BOTS
ABORT THREAD ABORT THREAD ABORT THREAD
>>29714049
No, but I did just get my nipples pierced. They're so sore right now
you guys are retarded
why even reply to this horseshit ironic bait
>>29714060
Or some guy essentially bullying her at this point by posting her face to be recognized.
>>29714076
oh fuck that made me so hard
>>29714083
I mean you did
when you see threads like these there ARE going to be 500 replies so no point in passing up a chance to REEEEE
OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS
GTFO CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29713963
tits or GTFO.
pre-emptive original text
>>29714036
>A grill posts on /r9k/
>somehow expects robots to don't answer to the very thing they love and hate the most
It's like you're fucking new or something
Guaranteed 500 replies thread because most guys here haven't talked to a female in months or years. Myself included.
No metadata on photos. Oh well.
>>29713963
DIE YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS ATTENTION WHORE SLUT AND LEAVE THIS FUCKING PLACE NOW YOUVE RUINED MY NOT YOU FUCKING UNDERAGE BITCH
>>29714153
I just shit on "fembots" so that I have a channel for my rage, so that I don't end up killing someone in real life.
She's beautiful but she obviously knows that. Nice troll OP. I am off to kill myself now.
>>29714135
A L L R O B O T S A R E S L A V E S T O P U S S Yor more accurately, cuddles
>all these fucking betas posting frogs as offerings to the female deity
>>29713963
whats on your shirt? :)
>>29714193
Well yeah I would rather cuddle with someone for the first time in my 28 years of life instead of sex at this point.
>>29714180
>>29714181
placement kek
>>29714105
so even when you guys see blatantly fake pussy you give it attention?
>>29714217
Are you saying she has a cock?
>posts complaining about giving girl attention outnumber posts giving girl attention
>>29714235
of course
>she
does anon, a real girl would never visit this place
(unless of course she posts timestamped pussy for proof ;))
>>29714235
>inb4 some fag comes up and says it's not cock but a feminine penis
>>29714241
>Implying there aren't multiple types of virgin posters here.
>The ones that worship females.
>The ones that hate them.
>The ones that are actually normalfags.
Most the people here have nothing better to do with their lives than post on this image board, I guarantee it. If this bitch wants to try create meaning in this existential sink hole then I welcome it, troll or not. This is some of the only OC I've seen in this place for months. Seems normies are better than us in every way
>>29714256
>he can't detect the difference between a tranny and actual female by head and neck
found the homosex lad
>>29714266
virgin normalfags?
explain yourself.
>>29714291
The ones with good careers, friends, and have dated people before just haven't lost their virginity yet.
>>29714206
It's a deathwish shirt.
>>29714271
taking orbiting to new levels right here.
>>29713753
>an actual girl
FUCK
>>29714291
I think he meant to say
>failed normalfags
>normalfags that like to pretend they are depressed and shit because GOSH LIFE IS SO HARD
>normalfags that pretend to be "different" because they're such a fucking special snowflake
>normalfags that come here to have a good laugh
And there you go, those are the normies he was talking about
>>29713924
As a Jets fan, thanks senpai. Gonna need this Pepe for next season.
>>29714301
I think when people on r9k say virginity it mostly refers to kissless virginity.
>>29714323
We don't know that. They might have a penis like all the other "girls" that post here. I mean these are the type of "girls" that usually post here.
>>29714348
see >>29714274
look at her godamn jaw line
>>29714313
There's no orbiting. What I'm saying is right now this thread is better than F5ing the same shit. It's probably the first interesting thing thats happened here in months we're that boring
>>29714395
>not just using the update button at the bottom
>not just using the AUTO option at the bottom
>>29714340
No. No, it doesn't...
Holy shit, what a retarded generalization.
Be like this girl and post a pic without clothing.
>>29714472
>Be like this girl and post a pic without clothing.
>Be like this girl
>Girl
Goddamn i know some of you guys are faggots but holy shit
>>29714472
This website's users get more and more delusional every day.
>>29714335
no problem, brother. saw them get btfo in buffalo last season in the shitty cold. a great way to let my hopes go to shit. ready for more, once again!
Lol I don't have a dick
>>29714492
>>29714507
>2016
>Hating girls with cocks.
That's it, I'm posting the anti-roast ghost.
>>29714522
>Girls
>with cocks
No.
>>29714518
please, continue. and make a trip and post on this board everyday for now on. you're family now
>>29714518
mmmmmmmmmmmmm thanks senpai
>>29714518
>TITS
bra size?
>>29714518
>those fucking rolls
vomitinganimegirl.jpg
>>29714518
Are you sure you don't have a cock? This girl does.
>>29714518
SHOW US YOUR DICK SLUT>>29714518
>>29713281
>>29713753
>>29713963
IDK if you're bait. I assume that you are a newfag. As you can see, this is an anonymous board, you can't register on this site.
>inb4 tripcodes
Therefore you shouldn't post your face.
>>29714518
Tits are accepted though.
>>29714518
Good girl now we're getting somewhere
Please continue
>>29714518
Good now pose like this.
>>29714518
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH
OP, what's the point of all this? You will never like me, so stop teasing. I'd rather be teased by a girl I could actually be with.
>>29714518
You got some fat tits there.
Post more.
>>29714518
I don't believe you. Prove it. Please?
>>29714518
well shit
I guess you are allowed in now
>>29714588
Shut up were trying to get her to show us her penis or at least panties.
>>29714539
34 DDD :))). They're not THAT big
Threads like this are why I stopped coming here. You're all pathetic, more than you let on.
Someone post a derailer or gore or something
>>29714607
Nice how old are you OP?
>>29714577
Fucking fags get out of my board REEEEEEEE
>>29714616
i bet you like dicks as much as the other guy
>mfw stacy gets accepted instantly by flashing tits but regular fembots are called roasties
and you think you got it rough
Hi my name is Ian.
Can you post a picture of your butt please?
>>29713281
Fuck, She'll do
>>29714518
Now be a good girl like the last girl that posted here and do what she did. Pic related.
>>29714633
it's in the rules, whether we like it or not, fem"""""bot""""
>>29714633
Toast yourself, legbeard.
>>29714616
This. /r9k/ loves to talk about how women are attention whores and how much they hate them, but get obsessed and beta orbit anyone who losts here that gives off even the slightest indication of being a girl.
Fucking pathetic indeed.
>>29714414
never said I was smart bro. My life is a mess at the moment.
>>29714518
I bet you have a feminine penis like this girl.
>>29714642
There ya go Ian :))
>>29714616
Ok. Let's begin.
OpRuinThisThread
>>29714630
She's not going to fuck you. She'll play around in this thread then get fucked by Chad after you betas stroke her ego enough to get her wet for Chad's cock. You're literally prepping the bull. Good job
>>29714630
You're supposed to ree at the attention whoring roastie, newfag.
>>29714683
>>29714616
>Is on /r9k/
>expects anything less
You've only yourself to blame
>>29714633
It's not like you can't show us yours, you know
>>29714694
Please be my girlfriend and cuck me with internet strangers
>>29714683
It's because this board is plagued with teenagers.
>>29714670
>>29714673
yall cry about being cucked by chad but then cuck yourselves by drooling over 15 y/o bait who would probably run screaming at the sight of any of you irl
You may as well be roasties
kys
>>29714694
Give a front view to me sweetie. My name is Chadwick.
>>29713281
I demand you post FEET, roachael.
I am on day 4 of no fap and my dick didn't even flinch. Not even at dem braces and dem boobs.
I am a wizard, BEGONE YOU FILTHY NORMIE WHORE!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29714694
Thank you! I will be sure to masturbate to this a lot!!
>>29714694
>no balls
GIRL CONFIRMED
>This whole thread right now
>>29714616
>>29714683
>>29714717
So glad to see some actual sense in this stupid fucking thread.
>>29713753
Madison? No way!
>>29714694
girl is bretty hightest
you gotta come back everyday, and you can gradually find your frog memes as well! a everybody wins!
oh god.... I used to do this, and it's so cringy to see, although I know it's fun to do.
Don't include your face. Seriously. Stop posting now if you are smart.
>>29714694
monitoring this bread
>>29714713
I would if this was /soc/ and not /r9k/ you fucking normie get the fuck off my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29714683
>>29714616
>>29714742
see this post
>>29714135
fucking summerfags man
>>29714694
It's 3 am, I just want to go to sleep.
>>29714763
so now that you're retired from camwhoring, does that mean you are loooking for a bf?
>>29714702
Lalalala
Dis threabs gonna die
Also, remember to sage
>>29714694
I will make you an original content Pepe just for you. If you post full frontal nude.
>>29714773
so just because this is r9k you wouldn't show us your tits?
How fucking rude of you
Go hug a tree "fembot"
wtf i hate /r9k/ now
>>29714732
THIS
>>29714694
POST FEET YOU LITTLE WHORE REEEEEE
>>29714800
The beta virginity is coming through my screen
>>29714781
one last power fap to get you all nice an comfy for bed anon, I know you got it in you.
>tfw even normalfag attention whores use ironic memeing
fuck at least they will never reach the level of irony I'm on
Commencing pepe dump
1
>>29714812
you'll be back tomorrow, bud
>>29714812
Theres multiple types of posters on /r9k/. The ones that worship women and the ones that hate whores and sluts.
>>29713281
Hey!
My name is Justin
Could you show us your feet please?
>>29714827
How many levels are you on?
>>29714805
show me your tits anon senpai desuthey are probably bigger anyways
>>29714785
no, ya faggot.
>>29714820
lets be real for a second...i am going to die a kissless virgin so at least give me something
>>29714703
>>29714707
>samefagging this hard
>implying im as delusional as you
>projecting this hard
If she wants to post shit why should we stop her?
Seriously you fucking fags should get the hell out of here
>this fucking thread bro
>>29713281
miss,
why a part of your braces is on your nose?
>not naked in any pics
yeah confirmed troll
the chick is probably OP's sister or some nasty shit like that
Must be so fun to be female. I'd start threads just like this and do tons of lewd shit. Then fap to all the comments
>>29714703
So? Cuckolding's my fetish
>>29714840
I lost count. the only thing I do is sit on here and shitpost. it's almost 4am, and I've been on here all day
>>29713281
>>29713753
>>29713963
>>29714518
>>29714694
I LOVE YOU AND I AM DEFINITELY READY TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU.
I AM 35 AND EXTREMELY LONELY
PLS NOTICE ME
>>29714893
you and everyone else, fuckboi. Now get to the back of the line.
>>29714841
Jokes on you grillim a fucking skelly white male so i don't have tits, and im sure that if you're a "fembot" you have bigger tits even if you're also skinny as shit, not like that's a bad thing tho
This thread reminds me of the days of old 4chan. Great times.
>>29714888
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a Namefag when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your Namefag when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a Namefag when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>29714719
How does it feel to know I'd sooner hang myself than bestow my smelly 4 incher upon you?
STACY OR BUST
>>29714912
>passively compliments
oh anon.
>Being a cute teen girl with massive tits, an attractive face and a solid ass
Is that the pinnacle of existence? Who else has(had) it better? Napoleon?
t. I've been here since 2015
>>29714920
>He actually deleted his post
Fucking KEK
>>29714845
Jason Sanches why did you delete your feet comment? Did you think we wouldn't notice?
>>29714888
>deleting your post
>implying im worshipping her
>deleting your trips
>using your actual name
Just kill yourself famalam
for reals
do it you fucking bitch
end it now
>>29714941
Maybe in the modern Era since betas now worship women like they're some sort of mythical creature. And your post is a testiment to that
>>29714694
where is the front view to complete the collection? :(
>>29714935
Do not worry my robot friend, the feeling is mutual
The closest thing to Stacy you'll get is Stacy's mom. A used up 40 y/o roast sandwich out of it's prime.At least she has it going on.
W-well can I see some nudity or not.
>>29714975
Women ARE mythical Creatures on /r9k/
>>29714954
I don't get the importance of this conversation. He deleted his posts. Why does that matter? Is Jason Sanchez OP or something?
Oh shit.
I say trap.
Hi my name is David. Can you post a pic of your tits?
>>29714936
IT'S NOT LIKE IM ACTUALLY COMPLIMENTING YOU
but seriouslyI just like skinny girls, if you said you were a fucking hambeast my response would have been different in other words, it's just my thing, stop fucking harassing me senpai
>>29714989
on this board there are plenty of pics of gay guys vaguely resembling girls but showing a penis
>>29715001
Yes its a trap which is why they won't post the front of their panties.
If I post tits can I have a name? Like creepychan or something
>>29714518
Damn gurl, what size titties?
>>29714522
this is weird...horay shat
>>29714941
>attractive
It's like you guys have never seen an actual attractive girl. She's a butterface. Her body's hot, her face is average
>potato-shaped oval head
>medium-big nose
>boring eyes with no shape or significant size
she literally has no prominent facial features that redeem her average-ness
>>29715003
>>29714694
you see any balls?
>>29715001
I don't know Jason. You tell me why you're so important.
>>29713281
Hi OP, my name's Bill Wilson and I have a special request. Could you take a picture with your thumbs in your belt or belt loops (like in the picture) and call me a "Big Guy" please?
>>29715019
Yes darling we can finally name you if you just post tits~
Rolling for 10 for USA day
>>29715029
I'm Jason now, bitch.
>>29715045
oh it's time for dat roll
>>29715019
Yes, we're damn creative in here so just go ahead
Where is your ultimate misogyny now /r9k/? Some of you worship this cunt, oh god, you're so lame, even if you are not serious at all.
>>29715029
This is such a reddit thing to say.
>>29715019
Will you be our queen?
>>29715050
No, I'm Dirty Dan
Originilio
>>29715064
Just wait until she rejects us all buddy
>>29715064
Misogyny is just bitterness and sour grapes for the most part, no shit
>>29715064
How long have you been on this board? Half of us hate women and the other half worship them.
>>29715055
nice, i'll go for black metal
Brb guis I gotta go smoke
>already ghosted us
fucking roastie
>>29715085
No I'm dirty Dan
*teleports behind you*
>>29715068
If you love Reddit so much, why don't you just marry it XDInb4 kys
>>29715099
More like everyone does both
grills are the thing /r9k/ loves and hates the most
>>29715011
Never before have I seen a tsundere robotat least you still have some hope
I thought this board was above this shite...
hi my name is joel, now please post more pics of you in your undies
>>29715112
Yeah, you really should kill yourself. Thanks for being so self-aware.
>>29715112
Kys
Blox
>>29715111
heh nice trips there kiddo.
it'd be a same if something were to
*steals your trips*
happen to them
>>29715104
I SAID POST FEET
FEET FEET FEET FEET FEEEETTT REEEEEEEEEE FEETIES FOR NEETY
>>29715104
>she does drugs
DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPED
>>29713281
You're sexy as fuck to be honest, you've probably fucked Chad well over a 5 times. I don't know why you come here to be worshiped by robots when you could just go outside and have men literally fight over you.
>>29715104
She actually did it. The absolute mad woman actually did it.
>>29715104
Please don't come back originally.
Hi Joel I'm a cute girl. What's your back account number? >>29715128
>>29715045
come on and give me a good roll
>>29715120
>r9k is above things
>r9k is above anything
>>29715129
Don't cut yourself with that edge kiddo
>>29715111
*Reveals that the one you teleported behind was a mere clone*
Psshhh, what is this? Amateur hour?
>>29715104
fucking vaping redditors
another thread turned to "body parts pics beggars"
>>29715150
>only 5 times
Anon...
doxxed when?? and if so post this thread to her fb friends
>>29715165
Use my edge to kill yourself, kiddo.
>>29715158
>What's your back account number?
It has some hair and skin. Now post panties
>>29715158
hi cute girl. my bank account is 123123123
>>29715119
Thanks senpai[/spoiler]actually i don't think there's any hope for me but i appreciate your words[/spoiler]
>>29715104
put the piece in your vagoo and timestamp "BBC only"
>>29715184
Her name is Samantha
>>29715045
Thus, begins the Wizard thread
Oregano bread rolls
>>29715185
Only if you do it first
*tips fedora*
