*appears from the shadows*
Well it looks like we meet again
*unsheaths katana*
Nothing personal... Kid
>>29712071
KISAMA
ARE YOU AVIAN OR MAMMAL?
>>29712071
*kills everyone*
STOP FEEDING
THESE SHITTY FUCKING THREADS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29712084
Neither
Origami
*in the darkness we can only see glowing white eyes and the flashes of a white blade as it slices through the henchmens bodies*
*the bodies fall to the floor as he emerges from the darkness to sheath his katana*
"Well, so much for the homecoming party"
>>29712141
*claps slowly*
Very impressive
*teleports in front of you*
But they were just a warmup
*slices you into 500 pieces*
*unsheathes used girl sandal off ebay from under bed*
*takes a deep SMEEEEEELLLLL* ..HMMMMMMMMMMM... *exhale*...
..my lifeblood, my vital essence..
*unsheaths virginity*
I've been bestowed this ancient weapom since before you were even in diapers
*teleports 3 feet away*
You aren't worthy to be defeated by this ancient blade
*runs away at moch speed with my hands behind my back*
>>29712230
>>29712175
>>29712141
*Watches in the shadows*
*A smug grin stretches accross my face*
"Heh heh, amateurs!"
>>29712136
wan wan pls no evil.......
>>29712071
YEAH WELL WATCH THIS!
*run at you*
*throw myself onto your blade*
*bleed out and die right there*
>>29712308
*throws Jewing star at you*
*slices you into 6 gorrilian pieces*
Silly goy. You can't hide from the banks
that no pump-a-rum
that no pickle pee
Dance my little ones dance!
>>29712360
*My flesh turns into smoke and I fly into your nostrils giving you lung cancer and killing you instantly*
"Heh, I guess you could say....... smoking kills."
*Laughs as I reform into my physical form.
>>29712360
*dispenses quarter out of fanny pack change holder*...Let's see how you handle.. *eyes squint, brow furrows*..this...
*rolls quarter down a rocky, jagged ravine*
*teleports behind you while unzipping dick*
*does shadoestepping jutstu to steal your pants with you noticing*
*fucks your ass*
"heh, you're a pretty good fuck....for a kid psh"
>>29712071
*rubs back of head lazily*
Oh, you again?
*sighs*
Guess some people...
*runs at you with knife in mouth*
Just have to learn...
*jumps in the air and slices you in half*
The hard way, heh.
*yawns*
>>29712323
If i got you a dog would you stop wan wan posting?
>>29712406
*receive medical care .-000034 seconds after getting lung caNser*
Silly goy. You underestimate the size of my bank account.
*unsheaths jewtana*
You can't sack the sachs
>>29712406
WAN STOP. HUG ME.
>>29712487
Yes.
>>29712308
*Watches you from a tree above you*
*Adjusts glasses*
"Looking for something?"
>>29712520
*Kills you*
"Heh"
>>29712548
Twas only a clone
*chuckles*
Amateur
>>29712505
what kind of wan wan you want f a m?
>>29712567
"Yeah I am a clone too!"
*You feel a tap on your shoulder*
*It's the real me*
*Punch you so hard my arm goes through your stomach*
>>29712576
Husky.
>tfw loads of anons said they would buy me a wan wan
>tfw they all lied
>>29712609
Hahaha. Oh you never learn do you
*was just a clone of my stomach not the real one*
*Pokes you so hard with my sick it goes right through your heart*
>>29712639
Dick*
*realizes I made a spelling mistake and commits sodoku*
*A very QT trap comes up to you*
"Ww-wanna suck my feminine penis senpai?"
>>29712628
Yeah I'm not going to buy you a wan wan either
I was just curious
why cant you get one on your own?
>>29712720
No job, no dogs rule in flat.
>>29712609
*snipes you from seven miles away with my silenced .50 cal*
"One shot, one kill."
>>29712735
Sup basedtomboy
>>29713439
Hey senpai, you okay?
