>Always wanted to be a police officer
>Have a board interview at the police department
>Never had an interview much less a job before
>30 minutes of interview questions like "What is your greatest strength?" "Why do you want to work for our department?"
>I'm probably going to blow my spaghetti all over the floor
I should just not show up shouldn't I?
All police departments have hardcore nigger and roastie quotas, so it's next to impossible to become a cop as a white man, you'd to be a hyper-Chad with a law degree to have any realistic chance
>>29711943
Cmon senpai you've had a lifetime of experience bullshiting retards on a chinese cartoon fan forum, this is the same skillset.
>>29711943
>always wanted to be a police officer
literally why
>inb4 to kill niggers
>>29711943
Nigger, if you've never even passed a taco bell interview you're gonna get eaten alive in a police interview.
>>29711943
50% of life is just showing up.
Look at all the dumbfucks that do manage to become cops.
>>29712070
I wish I could type my answers out senpai
>>29712089
I don't know why actually, I just do.
>>29712114
True, but they likely got there by recommendations many years ago. Most departments want college level education now
>>29711943
The dropout rate for cop training is huge, so give up (dick).
>>29712089
>this
When you are the law you are indeed above it, but that's not worth the potential spiderweb a cop hater may eventually spin and you get caught in. I suppose it depends on where you live though, and usually it's a blind in one eye kinda thing more than trapped in a dungeon kinda thing, but that'll change the way the world, Murika anyway, is going. The prisons are too full. Way too much civil unrest.
>>29712045
oh shut the fuck
White Chad is the luckiest man in the world
Nobody hates you in real life cause you're white
It's cause you're autistic
