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Would you date a fujoshi? She's extremely horny, loyal,
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Would you date a fujoshi? She's extremely horny, loyal, and into weebshit. Keep in mind she's a bit frumpy though. Not very attractive.
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>>29711892
Here is the most important question. Are they a virgin?
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yes. But she's gonna have to shave her legs, I'm not fucking a sasquatch
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>>29711892
>extremely horny
not for 3D vanilla sex
>loyal
until someone who hits all the moe points comes along (probably a shota)

More than likely you would end up being a personal live model for her degenerate scenarios, ideally involving other men/boys. She probably would be observing rather than participating.

t. fujoshi
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>>29711892

sure, as long as she doesn't mind that I don't like anime, at all.
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That's a misconception, OP. Plenty of fujoshi are attractive or at least average tier. Especially compared to robots.
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>>29711892
I'd have to see what she looks like to determine if I would
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>>29711892
That person right there is perfect other than the piercings. So yeah
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>>29711892
>piercings
Gross
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Only if she shaves, hell even I shave, its the least ones can do, body hair isn't natural in the modern age.
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>>29712786
>tfw I shave but I prefer girls who don't
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Absolutely. I would love her deep into her fat wet thighs. I would give her my seed wherever she wanted it. I would lick the lice from her leg hair. All this and more.
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>tfw know a chubby dyed hair walking redflag that wants my dick

Should I do it bros? She's crazy but she's also cute.
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>>29713120
Never stick your dick in curazy. It never ends well.
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>>29711892
im a robot what standards do i have, of course i would fug and date her
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>>29713141

It's hard not to be tempted when she promises me the world and is pretty gf material in private.
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>>29712128
lower half of her face is fucked, she's makeup reliant
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>>29713180
The world ain't shit. It's immaterial shit that's important. Don't trust people who promise the world.
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>>29713331

Well that's what I mean. She talks about all the stuff she wants to do with me and it all sounds so wonderful.
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>>29713382
none of that shit is the immaterial good shit.
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>>29711923
This. It's all meaningless without it.
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As long as they aren't fat and their face isn't disgustingly horrible, then yes. That's pretty close to my ideal women really.
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Thats a junkie not a fujoshi
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>>29713401

What the fuck IS immaterial good shit then?
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>>29711892
Sounds like my ideal partner.
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>>29711892

not all fujoshi's are like that.

I'm perverted in the sense that I like dirty humor and ecchi anime, but I hardly ever masturbate. I don't have a sex drive. I mostly stay at home playing games and watching shows, but I do make sure to keep my hygiene in check. I shower every other day or whenever I have to work. I shave my pubes. I'm not hairy enough to have armpit hair or leg/arm hair. I keep curtains down because I hate the thought of being filmed and being put in a cringe thread. I try to eat healthy. Junk food and packaged food makes me sick. I only drink water.

I don't have much of a social life and I don't really seek socializing all too much. When I do talk to others I feel indifferent or irritated. I'm not stuck up, I'm just so used to the silence and only talking to others through the Internet.
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>>29711892

I don't wear a bra because I'm flat chested. I don't shave because I have no body hair other than pubes. I stopped drinking soda after middleschool because I realize that soda is terrible for quenching thirst. Also my teeth are really bad so I have to cut down on sugar and junk food. I'm not interested in Yaoi. If I look at porn, a vagina and penis has to be involved. I can't get off to gay stuff. I can't relate to it . Either way, I'm an adult and I have my sexuality under control. I would not consider myself a deviant, but I also wouldn't consider myself asexual. I don't browse /b/ because that place is immature.
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>>29713581

So are you gonna be my gf, or what?
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>>29713480
Hey, how old are you? You gotta skype?
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I have a gf who is way better than that hygienically and grooming, and is only sexually deviant when it comes to actual sex, never anything online. Yet I'm not satisfied! She's too short has no tits and her face is 7/10 at her best. How did I become this unappreciative of quality women who are below high sexual beauty standards? I'm such a fucking beta spergo, so where did these unrealistic standards come from? Why can't I be happy and just marry this nice girl who loves me? She also gives such good head and is willing to do so any time I want it. I can even pee in her mouth and she'll obediently drink it even though she doesn't love that, just because she's that submissive. Why can't I tell her I love her too without lying? I come here to teach me to appreciate that I am so lucky to have a gf at all but I still don't truly love her.
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Yes we'd get along well pribably because my standards for my own life are above hers, so wih no chad available she'd have to settle for me, that is, if there is not someone already who has better self standards than me.
We could have some self depreciating sex and she'd just grow weary of me after week 1 and I'd start feeling vulnerable by then and disappear as I always do.
Only flaw in my reasoning is that I'm a woman repellent. So I get no chance whatsoever anyway
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>>29711892
Literally the only thing unattractive to me about that girl is her style, I just don't like her hair/piercings. I even like the hair on her legs.

her eyebrows are pretty shit too
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>>29713682
from porn obviously.
how could you want to fuck anything that doesn't look like this?
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>>29714245
>finding anything about this stimulating
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>>29713682
>too short
>dfc is bad
I disagree
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I would love a fujo gf. Especially a qt asian one with dyed hair who likes retro anime.

I'm a cute twink guy with chad aesthetics hmu
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>tfw no fujoshi gf to cuddle you and occasionally invite strange men around to violate you for her amusement
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>>29714328
I'm trying to train myself to appreciate what her shortness brings to the table. DFC too. At least she doesn't sag or smell like oppai girls do. I'm just a fucking unworthy normie after all but I'm trying to remember what it was like when I was a khv and appreciated women like a real man should.

>>29714245
You must be right. She does look like that though, but smaller in stature and no tits, an unusual looking homely Portuguese face, and darker skin like Ronaldo the Portuguese soccer player.
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>>29711972
I can pass as a shota
be my /ss/ gf?
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>>29713120
what hair color
desu
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>>29714245
Part of it is also the enormity of commitment if I marry her. There are so many other women to experience and I have to never fug any of them ever and only this one girl for life if I stay with her? That's so hard to commit to. I hardly fucked any women yet besides her in my life because I was always in long term things or a lonely virgin before that.
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>>29713120
I really really want this. I'd rather have exactly what you described than some supermodel stacy. How did you go about meeting her?
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No reason not to, as long as she doesn't have face piercings or that stupid died hair desu
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>>29711892

So.. Basically this? You would tap THIS?!
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>>29714648
>>29714371
>>29713674
>>29713648
>>>/soc/ holy shit

Being a woman is so easy. You can literally describe yourself as a degenerate and thousands of thirsty betas will line up to lick your sweaty cunt
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>>29714729
You wouldn't tap this?
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>>29711892
>fat thighs
>never wears a bra

now this I can get into

I guess I would ""date"" a fujoshi, but I wouldn't show her to my freinds and family, it'd be our little secret
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>>29711892
At this point I could just date any human female willing to expend some quality time with me sharing hobbies.
Having someone that cares for you myst be nice.
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the perfect girlfriend
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my only chance ever to get a gf was a fat fujoshi but she was a fujoshi

i kind of regret it sometimes when i'm cold and lonely but not like it was a life destroying decision
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