>Normie brother is home from college
>See his contact case
>Switch left and right contacts
>His left and right eye contacts are different strengths
/Mischief Managed
Fucking contact normies getting what they deserve
>Treat or treating when I was little
>Go to a door and yell trick or treat
>Neckbeard opens the door holds out a bowl and tells me to take one
>Look him straight in the eyes and take 4
Other /mischief/?
>>29710870
>taking the entire bowl that someone left on the porch
Jackpot
>>29710782
anyone who wears contacts instead of glasses if a fucking normalcunt
How the fuck can someone wear contacts? Absolutely disgusting.
>>29711022
>>29710905
>>29710782
s-sorry guys...
>>29711022
I know. I thought of touching my fucking eye makes me sick.
Laser surgery is my only hope desu.
>>29711078
I got contacts and worked through my phobia. Then one day it fucking tore and I scratched the shit out of my cornea trying to get it out. Couldn't afford to see a doctor so I just left it.
Now I can barely see out of that eye. Fuck contacts.
>>29711078
>jewser surgery
>>29711078
Touching it sounds like a dream compared to having it sliced open and having a laser shit into it
