>tfw you want to talk about someone on r9k but they frequent it themselves
>>29707268
>tfw will never experience that thrill of fear from that happening
>>29707295
this, I want a feel like this but I have no more friends and the ones I did were facebook fags
>that one time you got carried away and camwhored on /r9k/ and someone recognized you
they promised in the thread not to tell anyone
i still don't know who the fuck it was
fuck off melinda this place isn't for you and your empty brainonly time you got close to doing something right was your suicide attempt and you couldn't even do that right
>>29707268
iktf
post the first letter of their name
>>29707438
Damn. Trying to think of a way to, but I can't even do that. Far2Risky
>>29707607
>first letter of name is too risky
???
>>29707714
I'm autismo like that, man.The first letter is S
>>29708431
k den crisis averted
>tfw that friend of a friend you added wont stop inviting you to multiplayer games every day
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU
>>29708431
Second or third letter?
>>29707268
This translates to: I fucked something up and need to vent, but I'll only get sympathy if I explain it from my angle.
Go talk you fucking coward. I hope something really edgy and unpleasant happens to you, because that's what should happen to cowards.
Like stepping on a Lego.
>>29710610
Nah, I don't need to vent.
When something happens to me, it usually gives me an idea to post about on r9k. However, the idea would relate a lot to the person and if they're lurking, they'd probably recognize it, so I can't post the thoughts it gave me.
>>29711057
Why care? Just post it.
>>29707362
Are you a guy?hmu
How the fuck do you guys know other people that browse /r9k/
>>29711294
It could fuck some stuff up, man.
I would otherwise
>>29711749
What's the worst that could happen? Just do it, nerd.
>>29711816
What the fuck do you have to gain from this? I'm not even OP but my god you are a nosy cunt.
>>29711839
Tfw afraid to post on an anonymous message board.
>>29707268
>tfw you do this all the time
>tfw they've more than likely caught on
>tfw they probably just haven't mentioned it so things wouldn't get awkward
i know i'm not subtle
>>29711916
>tfw I switch up my grammar to throw them off
>>29712021
>tfw its way too late for that
i hope they were at least flattered by what i said and not creeped out
>>29711816
Hu oregano peppers i
>she was a little chubby
>dyed her hair neon blue in a stripe
>messy as fuck room
>TAKE PILLS note on door
>vidya game player, former WoW addict
>didn't have a lot of friends in high school like me, was focused on job and education
Did I fugg a robot guys?
A, if you're here, it's J.
>>29707362
michael?originalest posting
>>29712713
oh jesus that's my name and i was scared for a second
>tfw know several people that browse
>tfw have to change names, genders, and ages sometimes because you really don't want them to know you're posting about them on the miniscule chance they see it
>tfw constantly browse letter threads and oneitis threads and chart threads to see if anyone is talking about you
God damnit even coming to /r9k/ is stressful now.
>>29712074
you dated a tumblr, baka
>tfw you are a very famous person and you have lots of stories you want to tell, but you have to refrain from writing anything related to your private life because you could accidentally slip up a hint about you identity, you have to pretend to be your average person all the time
I think lots of celebrities are this way.
They must be careful not to screw up.
Life as a famous person is harder than we think.
>>29713393
Shit. I can't begin to imagine who you are. Many famous people have the possibility to visit r9k, it seems. Mostly musicians like Yoni Wolf.
>>29713393
why not come out saying you like /r9k/
>>29708431
Tfw when my name starts with an S
Makes me nervous man
>>29713762
I applaud your efforts!
>>29713762
does it also have an e in it?
>>29714178
>mfw my name contains an S and an E
Feeling good about myself today, especially since I had a great conversation with someone so maybe it's you, I will just hope kek :^)
>>29714273
Oh, Hell. The person with S and E in their name and I have nice conversations all the time.
C-Can only hope.
>>29714302
Does your name start with E?
>>29714322
Aw, nope.
The names I go by start with C, L or S
>>29714355
>mfw it's never me
That's what I get for having hopes, silly me
I keep doing lewd shit with various friends of mine when drunk and im worried theyll get annoyed by me being a faggot and will distance me
I havent wanted to post this till now because I know they lurk
