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If anything, the gay thing is *not* to want to be a cute trap.
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If anything, the gay thing is *not* to want to be a cute trap.
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cute fembois > tryhard mathcfags imho
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Traps like that are one in a billion. Most are ugly men in dresses.
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>>29706541
wanting to be a cute trap IS gay.
>Dress up like a member of the opposite sex
>act like a member of the opposite sex
>maybe even let other men fuck you

Yeah it's pretty gay, anon.
But don't let that stop you, if you want to be one just go ahead.
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>>29706837
Only gay if you forget to say no homo
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>>29706541
I shaved my balls and shoved a dildo up my ass 20 minutes ago, words can't describe the shame I felt post ejac
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>>29706837
there's nothing gay about it if she's wearing a skirt
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>>29706541
God you're in denial
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>>29706837
How can it be gay if you're the girl?
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I wish I didn't like them
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>>29707172
Because you have a penis, therefore you're not a girl.
Boy = X+Y Chromosomes
Girl = X+X Chromosomes

You can not and will never change your gender.
Wearing a skirt and getting fucked in the ass doesn't make you a girl, it just makes you a faggot.
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>>29707172
A trap is just a guy that could be mistaken for a woman
A MtF would be a gurl
>>29707244
Chromosomes are shit
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>>29706541
Holy shit OP please tell me her name I will suck you and let you nut in my mouth >>29706541
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>>29707334
Not OP but It's Charlie Kyrn
http://imgur.com/a/IxvIY
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>>29707244
>outdated spook biology

nice try
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>>29707334
>not recognising somik chan
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>>29707172
you homos make no sense
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>>29707306
If chromosomes are shit then why do you have an extra one?
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>>29707522
man+gurl=100% straight, gif related
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>>29707721
but that's a boy
see look at his penis
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>>29707995
look at his clothes. stop getting bogged down in semantics
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Can you faggot shills please leave? No one likes you. No one but literal faggots want to fuck an estrogenized man's asshole. Get out and dont come back
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>>29707995
Excuse me? I believe you mean *her* penis, you trans phobic shitlord.
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>>29708109
but youve posted the gayest photo in this whole thread
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>>29708109
>posting pictures of firearms you do not actually own as a subtle implication that you will shoot people for posting things you don't want to see
>it's not even a guy aiming it at the camera, it's just a gun randomly out there in a basement
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>>29708101
man in woman's clothes =/= woman

>>29708127
kek
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>>29707127
It's always some fat fuck isn't it
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>>29706541
>it's another I'm not gay even though I like men thread
Keep this shitposting to /b/ please I'm so sick of you mentally ill freaks infesting this board.
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>>29708109
>fetishizing big black phallic objects
>calling others faggots
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>>29707995
she has a feminine penis, are you blind?
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>>29708315
Doesn't matter if it's feminine, it's still a penis. It's gay, my friend.
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>>29708223
Studies show a big hairy daddy is the most effective remedy for all boipucci needs.
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>>29708137
>>29708170
>>29708281

Im both ashamed and surprised that no one got the reference.

The faggots have really taken over this board.
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>>29708238
Kanye West please give me 40 or dubs.
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>>29708400
HOLY SHIT, I actually won... monster waifu harem here i cum
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>>29708384
>Omar the Homar
>taking out a bunch of dancing fags, the softest of soft targets

C'mon.
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>>29708434
i thought it was the guy from ex machina
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>tfw will never be a cute trap and steal mana from robots
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>>29708463
what's stopping you, there's plenty of older trap succubi out there doing the same. not like you have to be super qt either
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>>29708238
benis in my bottom
asdasd
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>>29708574
I doubt it. People only want young, cute traps which I'm not.
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>>29708612
It's possible to still be a qt after you're 19. what's cute is effort and taking care of yourself. if you're like 38 and 200lbs then yeah it doesn't work.
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>>29708382

Source this please.
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>>29708574
You have to be somewhat feminine and have the right bone structure else you end up like a big ass caveman with a wig and lipstick.

I really wish there was some kind of medical procedure to alter your bones and so on, then I would do it.
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>>29708675
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial_feminization_surgery

it doesn't have to be a wig, just grow your hair out dummy
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>>29708665
I'm not that old or fat but I'm still not cute at all and no one wants that. I would let any robot fuck me if they'd treat me like a girl.
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>>29708701
I'm 183cm, have wide shoulders and an obvious man body.

Let me put this way, if I wanted to be a dudebro Chad I could do it in 4 months of gym while laughing but I want to be a pretty petite girl.

FFS doesn't fix shoulders, ribcage, arms, feet, hands, neck...
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>>29708238

i need a real monster waifu
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>>29707399
Thanks dude! I nutted!
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oregano
christ this filter can get annoying at times
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>>29708384

So what if they have?
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>>29709099
you speak the true true, friend
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>>29709512
I didnt get Cloud Atlas, can you explain it to me?
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>>29708738
I know this exact feel, I've been careful not to fall for the trap meme and make irreversible changes that have almost no guarantee of making me actually look like a qt girl

Better to keep that as a fantasy or for dreams, not real life where you could just fuck everything up and not manage to look even halfway decent like 99% of "traps" basically
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>>29709921
anti-white racism by the Wahowski marxists trannies

nothing further to explain
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>>29710067
oh okay, thank
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>>29710247
to be fair, before it was a bad movie, it was a bland shit-white-people-like book about History and How Capitalism, as exemplified by a futuristic Korean dystopia, Will Kill Us All. also slavery is bad

fun fact: the actual current futuristic korean feminist dystopia is a place where teenagers get put on sex offender registries for having hentai. ha ha.
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>>29708738
Why not get on a moderate dose of hormones and keep living as a guy, but become a feminine guy who crossdresses in his free time? There are plenty of people who are into that. Ribcage is a tough one, but you can still have a feminine figure and nice skin if you do some trap workouts and hormones
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>>29710445
>>29710049
Also hormones don't make irreversible changes to your body unless you take them for like 6 years.
Why don't you guys just try hormones for 4-6 months? If you don't like what you see just stop taking them and your balls will return you to normal mode in a month or two
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>>29710372
I thought it was about cool time shit, but it's just a political "statement"? That's dissapointing
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>>29710445
>>29710471
If I can't be a qt girl there's no use to even take hormones.
Don't get me wrong but I don't want to be a feminine guy, I wanted to be a girl but I know I can't so I will just try to deal with it.
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>>29710493
Theres cool time shit, and then theres the future where white folk all talk like 50 IQ abbos and the black and mixed race people of the future, living on the Jovian moons travel to Earth to bring them to civilization or aid them on Earth

It's chock full of the type of shit only a marxist who hates white civilization could come up with. Its an overall degenerate and fucked up movie too.

I came in with high expectations cause of the trailer, and then after the movie I was disappointed as fuck.

See the trailer, don't bother with the movie.
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>>29710471
I don't see any point to do it if I can't end up as a cute passable girl. I don't want to be even more of a freak than I already am.
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>>29710471
>Why don't you guys just try hormones for 4-6 months?

I kinda wanna, if it was easy to do and didnt require seeing a million different doctors

Just for the thrill of taking a pill each day that feminizes me slowly but surely

hnnng

but thats the fantasy, the reality is probably that it won't do shit because it takes 1-2 years for noticeable effects from hormones

>tfw no x-change pill
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>>29710493
there is no time travel in it
it's not really a coherent political statement as it is some pretty tired and worn-out ideas literally just cut and resectioned inside each other, that is all it is, a bunch of novellas cut up and rearranged so that the halves go in chronological-to-reverse-chronological order
but
>Marxist literary critic Fredric Jameson viewed the novel as a new, science-fiction-inflected variation on the historical novel now "defined by its relation to future fully as much as to past."
so hey
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>>29710619
>Marxist

MARXISTS MAKE ME SO ANGRY
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>>29710590
m8 I made a guide on getting hormones without that hassle earlier today I guess yesterday tho since it's 5:30am for /b/
it's long as fuck and a bit cringey, admittedly I wanted it to appeal to mentally ill /b/tards
but read it if you want to
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>>29710651
why would kids who have more opportunities, clout, and political capital than you ever will, who insist on inserting themselves into everything you care about and bullying or converting the oldfags make you angry??????????? ?
you must be some kind of fuck up. see, you can't even put your mask on right.

i'm going to jump off a bridge
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>>29710730
what are you even talking about you fucking faggot do you even know what marxism is

also what bridge
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>>29710757
ah yes the old "those people who are being shitty to you are not tru communists" gambit. vintage meme, my friend
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>>29708738
There actually exists rib removal surgery, they hack of your bottom most rib. Crazy chicks who want to look more hourglass do it.
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>>29710814
I don't know what you are implying or trying to say, just know that I hate commies and marxists from the depths of my butt so we're on the same page even if we're not

also what bridge
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>>29710847
i was being sarcastic in >>29710730
i thought you were being sarcastic in >>29710651 so i was shitposting back
also i'm probably not actually going to jump off a bridge
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>>29710874
You've fucking lost me anon, I can't tell whats up or down anymore, left from wrong, right from reality

I'm going to jump off a brdige
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I lub being cute trap :)
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>mfw i'm talking RIGHT NOW through whatsapp with a cute guy i hook up last week
>mfw next friday we are going to make out again
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>>29710655
looks really good anon
might wanna tone down the 4chan lingo a bit
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Traps are weird as fuck, they try so hard to look like women but they can never quite get there. It's much better to just look like a qt boi desu
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>>29710936
>when you can't even look like a femboy because broad shoulders and square jaw

JDIMSA
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>>29710893
another fun fact: libertarians promoted gay marriage in the states decades before leftists gave a shit

commies' whole thing is "find some minority group and promise them miracles in exchange for fealty, then fuck them over as soon as you don't have to rely on them"
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>>29710655
oh shit you have to order HRT off the deepweb? I figured you could just buy it from chink sites and stuff.
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>>29711067
You can buy hrt from a site called inhousepharmacy :b
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>>29710936

Nothing better than a fem boy who will dress up on occasion. ( i.e. Twinks everywhere )
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>>29711036
Yeah but right now Marxists are using minorities, gays, trans to push through anything legislative or social that damages straight white male America, anglo-saxon America, Christian America

And its fucking working cause they've been doing this shit since 1965 with the Immigration Act being their first major victory and start of the downfall of this country

So that's why I REALLY FUCKING HATE MARXISTS
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>>29711131
>marxists are destroying the white man
Economic liberals, which what I'm assuming you call a marxist, are usually social conservatives. Just look at Europe for tons of examples.
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>>29711203
When I refer to marxists I refer to cultural marxists, drawing their inspiration from the Frankfurt School
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>>29709512
I just came to this and I feel guilty
Honestly I think I just like those socks, not men or women
>tfw degenerate
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>>29710930
>looks really good anon
eyy thanks m8
>might wanna tone down the 4chan lingo
but I made it for you guys. also the feminine penis maymay is still hilarious
>>29711067
I've ordered mdma and it was top quality shit. checked it with a test kit. definitely do not buy from chinks
>>29711103
I checked that site but it seems like they're selling shit for way more expensive than on alphabay. also this may sound funny but I actually trust a site with reviews, user feedback vendor rating and escrow more than a website that when googled gives a "website is scam" video as the second result, even if the marketplace is part of the deepweb
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>>29708238
gibi a monster waifu plz baws
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>>29711310
I want to fucking kill myself. Posting my favorite CYOA to cheer myself up.
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>>29708238
roll
>>29708382
do you have one with the tommys?
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>>29709512
>fleshlight propped up on a guitar stand
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At a point in my life where I can become a
>trap, potentially qt
or
>muscular chad
Ultimately I just want a trap bf and would be willing to do either for him, so I guess I'm kinda just waiting for that. I think I would be better at the muscular one though I'm not sure what traps prefer so I don't want to risk it :/
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>>29711415
The root word of masturbation is innovation
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>>29707244
>implying sex and gender are the same thing
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>>29708238
Pls be lamia pls pls plz
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>>29711456
this

My sex is Apache but my gender is Longbow
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>>29711456
Please fuck off back to tumblr
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your c
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>>29711267
Yeah I've gotten drugs off there before and I know you can trust it, I'm just surprised that you can buy hormones there. I guess it makes sense since they're prescription only but its still not what I really expected.
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>>29711432
try trapping it up first to see if you like it, you can always go back >>29710655, also a lot of traps prefer other qt traps/twinks/femboys/whatever
also post pics so we can measure your potential
>>29711617
when I realized these drugs were prescription only I immediately thought of checking alphabay and that's ultimately why I made the guide. I'm currently thinking of ways to turn this into a profit because I'm too autistic to be a drug dealer and straight up sell molly at clubs and parties. but it kinda seems like a lost cause since I don't know how to find any clueless trap wannabes who'd pay me to help them transition
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>>29711672
>>29711617
so as I can't really profit from it I just hope this chart/guide gets passed around and helps increase the trap population of tomorrow. I think there are a lot of fags who just don't know how to go about this and are too scared to try, so if I can help push a few of them a bit I'll feel like I did something good. god knows we need more traps
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>>29711756
You're doing gods work anon. Keep it up, I hope we do get new qt traps because of you
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>>29710655
Excuse me but I currently take 200mg of Spiro a day, 100 in the morning and 100 in the night. If finasteride is superior, I want finasteride. How much should I be taking if that's my current dose?
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>tfw don't like naked dicks, but like bulges
>tfw near impossible to get any videos of this
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>>29711808
we should start a trap revolution somehow. I'm not sure how to do it yet, but all the effort will be rewarded once we unleash the hidden potential of all the horny but paranoid closet sissies. maybe we should all vote hillary to create an sjw utopia in which they feel safe to blossom nah actually fuck that, Tump 2016
>>29712015
5mg of finasteride in the morning should have the same effect except for all the risks from increased potassium levels. do you currently have a doctor monitoring your levels? I've read about a trap who was on spiro, ate two bananas, had a heart attack from too much potassium and died
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>>29712121
>do you currently have a doctor monitoring your levels
No, just pathologically avoid potassium. I'll make the switch ASAP. And I'd only have to take this once?
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I sorta wanna take hormones for a bit to see if it helps me become a /cuteboy/, is there any way to do it without getting tits?
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>>29712275
The tits are cute as fuck fampai, don't worry about it
Also if you're afraid about it in public just wear baggy clothes or just wrap your chest before going out
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>>29712183
I've read that some people crush the 5mg pill for a divided dose one in the morning and one in the evening, but I haven't found anything saying this would be more effective.
>>29712275
Tits come relatively slowly, this is supposedly what 9 months old tits look like, still easily concealable. 4 months of hormones will launch you right into /cuteboy/ mode and apparently you can go at least 9 months before people start noticing.
I just checked my chart and it says tits are concealable for the first 18 months, this is way too much and it's supposed to be 8 months I just got a little confused. Your tits grow to their max size over the course of about two years. A pretty decent rule of thumb is that the biggest you'll get is your mother's cup size -1, since it's still determined mostly by genetics but you missed out on a bit of titness by going through puberty on the wrong hormone
also this >>29712523
baggy clothing and/or wrapping your chest will give you even more time to be stealthy
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>>29712275
>>29712564
>>29710930
>>29711808
not sure how fast /r9k/ is, but I feel like the thread is going to 404 before I wake up, so I'll leave the updated version here, fixed the 18 months thing and cleared a few things up here and there
please do share with closet sissies who are on the fence and need encouragement/education on the matter
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>tfw I'm an ugly guy that wants to take hormones and be a girl but I know I'd end up a hon
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>>29714535
ugly boys make cute girls anon
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Cassie Brooks has deleted her twitter account and disappeared from the internet.

Does anyone know what happened or where she went?

She was kicked out of her home by her parents and has been sleeping on people's floors and begging people on Twitter for food.

She lost her income after getting banned from Chaturbate for eating her shit on cam.
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>>29714724
If only it were that simple. I have flaws that would look bad as either gender.
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