>July 3, 2016
>2004 was LITERALLY 32 years ago
>people born in 2010 are now 19
>>29706122
>people born in 2004 are having sex
>you're not
> people who were once babies are now driving
>>29706122
What? No it wasn't. That was 12 years ago.
>>29706148
?? They'll be 6.
Are people on /r9k/ this retarded?
>>29706097
honestly it's like 2011 happened last year
life's a cruel bitch
>>29706239
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>>29706291
It's called baiting, are you new or something?
>>29706239
>1994 was 59 years ago
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>>29706097
Where did it go? Was I here the whole time? I feel like I came on this fucking site back in 2006 and I've done nothing ever since. Why is this place all I can remember? All this time I would look back on my earlier years as a happier time, but were they really? I would remember all the good time but now I realize that EVERY SINGLE ONE of those good times are me sitting in front of my PC in the dark. Playing vidya or being here. None of those "good times" were good at all, they were just time. And now it's gone never to return. I CANT GO BACK. FUCK. READ THESE WORDS ALL YOU UNDERAGE FAGS! READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND! You wont realize the pain of a wasted youth until it's too late to go back. Seize the day. If you don't you'll regret it forever. I would give 50 years off my life just to be 15 or 16 again. You're in the golden years, take advantage of it or end up like me. The old guy on fucking 4chan who can NEVER GO BACK. please ease my pain and take what I say to heart.
>>29706097
>Casino Royale came out 10 years ago (almost)
>I've been on 4chan since 2004
JUST
>>29706347
This one actually hits hard
>>29706322
>I was only pretending to be retardedfaggot
>>29706342
I hope you are 30+ or something
>>29706239
>2008 was 94 years ago
>>29706397
I'm fucking 36 years old and have NOTHING TO DO IN MY LIFE BUT SIT ON MY COMPUTER.
Mon-Fri Wake up, Work, Computer, Bed
Sat-Sun Wake up, Stock up on microwavable food, Computer, Bed
That's it. That's all I have. The doors were open to me and I slammed them in my own face and now I'm stuck here in this little tiny metaphorical box that is my life.
>>29706515
>mfw I'll end up just like you in 10 years
At age 25 I already feel old and missed out on basically everything.
