SHIT I FUCKED UP!!
I was masturbating to her pics when I sent that reply; I tried to be cool but this happened!!!
What the hell should I say!?!
wtf does lok even mean
>>29705842
it's an abbreviation of "lol k"
It's on OP keep insisting on those tits
>>29705842
I think she meant lol?
These are the only two girls on my tibder and I feel like I'm fucking up
>>29705827
Push it, you're dead already, or just getting started.
You're at the bottom, OP. The only direction you could go is up. You literally can't fuck up more, so go ahead and push it.
Just say something like "nice when we meeting" or something. Keep it playful like it's all a big joke
Hope this works originallo
>>29706168
too many lol's you fag
never use punctuation
>>29706168
You shouldn't have said lol ok but yeah that's probably the best you can do in that situation
>>29706168
Could you post more pics of her pls?
>>29706307
Need an original comment
>>29706387
wew lad, those mammillaries
She's not that hot desu 6.5/10
How come whenever I talk to matches they arent interested and stop responding
>>29706387
8/10 boobs
3/10 face
>>29706387
nice tits
most have a potato phone though
>>29706430
>>29706472
We all do stupid things when we're horny
>>29706492
Op why are you even trying anymore?
all these women think your a fucking creep
>>29706492
stop with the lol's you fucking faggot
it reeks of beta
>>29706492
HOLY SHIT THE NOSE ON THAT BITCH
>>29706552
It's the best I can match with it...
>>29706492
tell her you want to feel that nose on your balls
this is tindr, you need to be up front
HOLY SHIT WHAT DO I SAY..!?
She's 26 and I'm 21 but I do like old women
>>29706732
Time to dump out your piss bottles, you're moving up in the world.
>>29706732
so now you ask for her number
but literally all you need to send her is "#"
thats it. just send that. "#"
>>29706387
>Fat and ugly
Get something better
>>29706732
also, after you get teh bnumber the next thing you need to say
and i mean, the FIRST THING YOU TEXT HER
"start stretching"
>>29706732
"Cool. Time and address?"
>>29706732
Get some pics from her and post them
Okay, I did as everyone told me
>>29706872
ur gunna get stabbed dude no girl would agree to this with ur autistic replies
>>29706872
>I gotta get some condoms!
>Lol!
son, looks cringy asf, but seems like it still worked...
>>29706897
How was that autistic!?! Do you even know what that word means?
>>29706872
Oh dear god OP she is a man.
Oar something. Something is off here, bail nao.
>>29706872
stop typing lol so much
don't use !
use of emoji/lol is important, try to pick up on how much/when you should use them
>thinly veiled brag threads
>>29706872
I-is it really that easy anons? Can you really just go out and fug a random grill just like that?
Anon you need to report back if it happens
>>29706387
she looks like she was 15 years older..
but a hole is a hole, I can't judge.
>>29706872
Holy shit you're autistic anon kek
>I gotta get some condoms! lol
>>29706999
How the fuck is it autistic though!?!
>>29706872
I'm fucking tearing up here I'm imagining a big retard a la Ed from ed edd n eddy just screaming IM GONNA BRING THE CONDOMS with a dopey look on his face
>>29706872
you fucking retard i told you just text "#"
holy fuck are you illiterate as well as retarded i'm giving you fucking gold
>>29707011
>"I gotta get some condoms! lol!"
>>29707011
Your excessive use of exclamation marks proves my point
>>29707011
idiot, if she wanted it she'd still be texting you
that's a classic "lol loser stop trying"
i told you what to do and your autistic noodle brain couldn't understand it
retard
>>29707018
cant stop laughing at this fucking post now, thank you based anon
>>29707011
>Hey
>Heyin all seriousness gl
>>29707011
Wayne: "No netflix and chill. Denied!"
>>29707061
You're the retard, retard. She just said she's eating dinner and that she'll text me when she's done. You're stupid robot brain doesn't want to comprehend that a soon to be ex-robot will be getting pussy soon. Ass.
>>29707122
>"Hey lol"
>"Hey lol"
>>29706387
Where do you live? She looks familiar desu
>>29707133
Nah, though. Not happening.
>>29707011
"Okay!!"
Top fucking offering to our Lord Kek, anon!
Giving of your own dignity for lulz pleases our Lord.
>>29707174
Las Vegas
>>29707176
It will.
>>29707167
>"Hey, listen! lol!"
>"Hey, listen! lol!"
>>29707210
>"Hey, I'm talking to you! Lol!"
>"Hey, I'm talking to you! Lol!"
The saddest thing is I believe OP would send something as autistic as this. Fucking kek
>>29707209
Spoiler alert: she is either a man, will be billing you for this or both.
I suggest a teflon condom, forged deep in the heart of the trojan factory of yore.
Weareth thine condom always. The beast wilt try to deceive, to charge extra for direct access to her vile snizz. Fall not into this trap, brave adventurer.
She replied but not with what I wanted
>>29705827
Ok mate. Lurking normie here to save the day.
Sometimes, just sometimes, girls will want to get laid and will find you sufficiently attractive that you can get an easy one just like that.
But most of the time this is not the case.
I think a lot of PUA stuff is bullshit, but one thing they do get right is the Seven Hour Rule.
Most girls need to know you for seven hours before they will even consider you for sex or relationships. They don't have to all be at once, they can be 3 hours on the phone, 1 hour coffee date (where she works out if you are a creepy serial killer), 2 hours on the phone, then one hour getting drinks at a bar.
Through out all this, you do not turn anything sexual or attempt to touch her UNLESS she makes it sexual or tries to touch you first.
In this time you should be humble bragging and swapping funny stories and responding to her stories and jokes.
Tinder is a numbers game and a sellers market. Even a plain looking girl has 300+ matches, so while ever you are on tinder, you are 1/300. You can help this by being a bit of a weirdo: most of those other 300 guys are saying basic shit like "hey how r u?", so do counter intuitive shit and ask, "what is your spirit animal?"
You should try to close this gap by getting a phone number as soon as possible. That way you are 1/1.
By turning things sexual straight away, you are banking on yourself being attractive, and her being keen for sex right now. Im not saying you can't pull it off, im just saying it was a risky play.
Personally, I do that when the conversation is drying up and I have nothing left to lose.
>>29707283
You blew it. Jesus fucking christ, you are made of autism.
She was feeling you out, the hm was ab invitation to tease.
>>29707133
you fucking moron, i've actually stuck my dick inside clunge before
sluts bring their phone to the table when they eat, they spend 19 hours a day on their phones for fucks sake they even fuck while on their phones
she doesn't give a fuck about you you literal autistic trash
>>29707283
> That plz respond
Alright I cut down on the cheese, I'm going to remain calm
>>29707283
>Anon messages "pls respond"
>Over Chad's nuts, Alexis fawned
>>29707249
>Hey, are you there? Lol! xD Text me back!
>Hey, are you there? Lol! xD Text me back!
>>29707400
That's better
Just cut down on the fucking lols you autist
I was told black people don't have any luck on Tinder but I guess that was wrong rofl
What do I say?
>>29707528
Cut down on the lol/rofl/haha. Literally just do this.
>>29707400
STOP
WITH
THE
PUNCTUATION
send literally as little as possible
you're supposed to be showing this girl that she's one of a million different girls you could be fucking that night and she really doesn't matter
>>29707528
And you're a nigger and can't get a girl?
You got the BBC advantage and you still fail miserably.
>>29707249
Plsrespond
Lol :---D
>>29707288
I followed your be different advice but what do I say next? I don't wanna wait 7 hours...
No one else is responding either.
>>29707659
>"Wakka wakka xD"
I'm killing myself
>>29707659
Just a young man running around trying to find it you know?
Wakka wakka kek xD im so awkward
WAKKA WAKKA XD
>>29707659
>rubbing my cock
do it
send this
>>29707699
What's important is that it worked. That's all that matters...
WAKKA
A
K
K
A
>>29707659
DID WAKKA WAKKA REALLY JUST HAPPEN
REALLY
>>29707659
>"Wakka wakka xD"
Also OP what do you look like? YOu must be at least somewhat handsome to be getting away with these replies.
>>29707659
kek I read that in fozzie bears voice
>>29707780
>kaitlyn
These parents don't know how to spell names. Must be a single teen mum
i like you OP, you are an alright guy
>>29707843
I posted a pic in one of those camwhore /r9k/ threads and people there said I was pretty decent I guess
>>29707780
listen you stupid fucking faggot
these girls get basic as convo like this shit all the time, you aren't special
you need to establish that you are trying to pound those pussy flaps pronto you stupid fucking beta
>>29707910
>visitinggg
>whhaaat
What did she mean by this?
> living in vegas
> drunk party girls everywhere just doing whatever to have a fun time
> thinking that they'll follow through with tinder commitments
>>29707910
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
STOP WITH THE PUNCTUATION
JESUS YOU'RE STUPIDER THAN A FUCKING BRICK
>>29707659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyUpvX_KUw
>>29707963
At least I know "stupider" isn't a word
>>29707994
comparative adjective: stupider
>>29708036
Looks like I got btfo
>>29708082
Fucking Kek! Really cutting to the chase there, aren't we?!?
>>29707910
Any update from this whore?
>>29708082
Do you actually have the bbc tho? Post face and dick size (not pic just size)
Obligatory strong no homo
>>29708189
No sadly. I'm having complete shit for luck.
Damn man. Even with your hilarious autist replies i gotta give credit to you for actually messaging these chicks and getting responses. Ive been on tinder for the longest and im too scared to message anyone :|
>>29708383
Who the fuck uses emoticons on 4chan? Christ I can hardly imagine what you sound like in real life
>>29708082
STILL WITH THE PUNCTUATION
YOU ARE OBJECTIVELY RETARDED
>>29708404
I obviously use emoticons on 4chan. Are you retarded or something?
>>29707209
Oh shit, I live in Las Vegas. Are you in Summerlin by any chance?
>>29708466
You're the retarded one for using emoticons on 4chan.
>>29708506
I live like 20 minutes out. In spring valley.
>>29708524
Why is it retarded to use them on 4chan though?
>>29708271
Nothing pisses me off more than when someone says 'yo' or 'hey' or 'what up' and they have nothing interesting to say or ask. Fucking say more than 'hey'. Make me want to talk to you you lazy cunts.
>>29708561
Because 4chan is only for people 18 years of age and older.
>>29708572
What would you say then?
show us body/cock/face pics op, you have to be handsome
>>29708630
At least try to make a sentence. "hey, how was your day?' From here either ask a few questions or say something about your day such as: "Been a rainy day here so I watch a movie I've been hoping to see for a while. Have you seen any movies you've liked lately?" It's not much but it's a fucking step above just saying 'hey' over and over.
>>29706732
don`t ASK for a time, you need to take control here. Get her adress and TELL HER that you'll see her at 8
>>29708877
No, she just called me ugly as shit. I'm done. No more. My confidence has just dropped to zero.
>>29708630
If you're say how would I answear her question in your picture then I'd tell her about the last time I went out and had fun...
faggots that can speak spanish will respect the game
>>29708995
>Underground Diesel Performance
That was a blessing in disguise anon.
>>29708977
You sound like a creepy fuckhead. That why I never give anyone my address. Only ever meet for coffee in a public space
>>29709063
wakka wakka ;) ;)
>This idiot gets chicks
>I am a KHV
Do I have permission to die?
>>29708995
>ugly
good, you're one of us. im glad i wasnt wasting time in a normie thread.
anyway, good job trying. dont let it discourage you from chatting up other girls.
>>29708383
>Ive been on tinder for the longest and im too scared to message anyone
Really? I didnt become gunshy about talking to girls on dating sites/apps until I was rejected a ton, mostly by them just randomly cutting off communication in the middle of a conversation that theyd been giving 0 effort in anyway.
>>29709294
Permission granted, soldier..
You've seen enough, it's time to go home.
>>29709335
Thank you, anon. Orig
Is there older women on tinder or just younger girls?
I just want to fugg a cougar/MILF before I blow my own brains out.
>>29709458
Oh god, it hurts.
I'm sorry, anon. That's about the worst kind of rejection.
>>29709471
Take this with a grain of salt since I have never gotten a match in my two years of using Tinder, but it seems like older women are divorcees looking for guys of similar ages to quickly settle down with.
>>29706872
you remind me a lot of the "aw yeeee brownie points" poster. Also if you meet 'her' you're probably getting robbed lad.
>>29709591
Who are those people? Sounds a bit familiar.
>>29709686
an anon on 8ch posted his chat log and when talking to a girl he responded with something about brownie points, hot cocoa and awwww yeeee to top it off. Pretty good thread. Still up.you're not that anon right op?
>>29709591
>be me based as fuck at party
>grill approaches sloppy drunk
>"lolol it's quiet huh?"
>"sure is, it's nice to have a drink in peace. (Take the hint, whore)
>"oh ha! You just earned some brownie points"
>mfw "I don't want them."
>mfw she looks hurt and storms off
No ragrets
>>29709749
Think of the cocoa you could've put with the brownie points though anon! you clearly missed out on some treats.
>>29708995
Post the message where she called u ugly
>>29709033
jajajajajaajaj
>robot argentino
>yanina
>>29709733
No but that sounds amazing, anyone has a link?
>>29709813
Oh my fucking god the cringe. You must be a 10/10 for her to put up you
>>29709784
Nigga in my hood we only deal in big boy points.
(I'd just broken up with a girl after a year and was trying to forget her. A frat guy who lived there tried to pick a fight, told him I wasn't fighting on his property because that's fucking dumb, my 'friends' didn't back me up, got new friends.)
All in all a pretty fucked chapter in my life, you can read all about it in my suicide note. Available soon, supplies limited.
>>29709813
Can't post a link due to the stupid filter. It's the post on 8ch's r9k board titled "I'm never going to get laid"
>>29709873
BBP are outdated senpai, you were supposed to trade them for Gbp and neetbux. you may've been able to keep your roast had you done so.
>>29709873
>went to a party
>didnt end up in a fight with normies
get off our board. ree.
>>29709910
Cool, imma check it out now then
>>29709910
No, anon. I broke up with her, the feels were related to the reason.
I remember her wanting sex one night, I just didn't want to. I realized I wasn't attracted to her any more.
I forced myself to, stayed hard just fine but my heart wasn't in it. She started crying, I felt like a monster familia.
I'd taken her virginity a year prior and just got burned out on her. Spent every day together, started spending my time at her place playing tf2 and browsing gelbooru.
Told her we needed a break, she knew what it meant, started missing her 2 weeks later and we met for lunch.
Just wasn't the same. She had a new boyfriend like a week after that, a real asshole, I ruined that sweet girl. Closest to a fembot I ever met. I chadded her, anon. Did it to the next girl, too. Took her virginity and we dated for 3 years, fucked her friend after a big fight. I fucking hate myself.
Sorry for venting, senpai. Helps to get the feels out, awaiting the hate.
>>29709970
I wish I had, anon.
This was 5 years ago, I was a laid-back stoner. Lover, not a fighter and I was very good at talking my way out of trouble.
I look back on that incident as an example of beta rock-bottom to avoid. I'll never bitch out like that again unless the other guy is looking to kill me.
>>29710024
>started missing her 2 weeks later
that's the only bit I don't get, if you're over/unattracted to her why miss her? I'd assume once that 'break' initiated that'd be your freedom desu.
I also doubt you did permadamage if any at all. but I can't see how people would get actually attached to another in the first place so eh maybe but I wouldn't get caught up on it lad, she's probably back to a new chad already or has one in mind.
>>29710024
There is no sadder outcast than a failed Chad.
>>29709910
My mommy stopped giving me GBP :"(
She typoed Lol moron. Be cool, act like it never happened. Be silly flirty
The hell is going on now
>>29710117
well the solution is clear and simple, begin development of your own line of Gbp and trade some sap for the genuine points. Step it up anon there's a limitless supply so surely some fake gbp won't hurt some other anon.
>>29710136
shiiieeeeeeeeeeet
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
>>29710136
Post more pics of her mang
>>29710088
Therapist says I put too much blame on myself. I appreciate your post, I really do.
I don't care if she's dating somebody else, I actually hope she found a better fit and is happy now. What gets me is looking back on my life and seeing the effect my influence has had on people.
An ex called me an incubus as a joke, then kind of as a nickname. Said she loved every minute with me and the sex was amazing (hurr bragging) but that I took a piece of her with me every time we interacted.
I feel a little like a disease, can't make sense of it. Fuck women, famalam.
>>29710136
>"Do you want to text?"
>She is willing to give you her number
>"No, not really"
lol
>>29710136
Aside from the lol you just fucking nailed it!
So close, anon. You're getting it, now reel her back in and throw her the dick.
I fucked up too.
>talking to a nice girl on POF who seemed interested
>get anxious about rejection and ghost her for 3 days
>tried to play it cool today and say been busy this holiday weekend
>no reply
why do I always sabotage myself.. every. fucking. time.
>>29710192
Ehhhh 13 tattoos and 3 piercings..
>>29710197
Tbh I fail to see negativity in the whole incubus thing either, but I'd doubt their comments at the same time since again, don't think normies or succubi can be sincere/not manipulative in some way. But yeah wouldn't even bother thinking about some rando anon.
as for the disease bit wot, normies do what you did anon, you're just a half-chad/normie who apparently is slightly moral about it I guess? Dunno, not bad though. Overthinking it perhaps. I'm not a shrink though so my opinions can't really add much.
>>29710217
>Dat nose
Shut it down
>>29710217
>tattoos
>swiping right
you fucked up m8
>>29710217
jeez man look at that schnozz somebody swiped her a good right hook holy shit
>>29710236
I'm a chad with a robot's overanalytical mind, anon. Only the dead can know peace, etcetera.
>>29710236
Yeah, she was 29 while I was 21.
She felt a lot of guilt over sleeping with me, but she always caved. Got her anal virginity the last time we hooked up, at least.
But yeah, she was a bit dramatic and liked to be all "why can't I stay away from you, hurrr" after sex for the last 2 months, hence the incubus thing.
>>29710211
Like this, anon?
Orig
>>29706440
Probably because you browse this board. It's really easy to pick up on someone's desperation/creepiness through text. Post some pics of yourself and screenshots of your conversations for more analysis.
Was this a good lime to use with her?
>>29710024
I hate you and everything you are. I hope it's me you fight
>>29710415
What the fuck is wrong with y0u?
>>29710469
What do you think then, anon? What should I say?
>>29710523
Apparently you can get away with being a complete and utter mongoloid if you're a nigger.
>>29709813
>My wee-wee goes bo-ying!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29710523
Not sip the sizzurp
How the fuck do you get away with it?
>>29709994
Stop asking permission and tell her you're going to hang out
>>29705827
She's not that hot. And has a tattoo, obvious confidence issues
Just play it off, she won't care.
Nothing to get upset about
>>29707931
she's excited, I think
>>29710415
There is nothing more to teach you.
You have made me very proud, anon.
Spread your wings and fly.
>>29710333
Welp, you lost her.
As a joke, I put in my description that "I like atomic wedgies."
It's really cringy looking back but I thought it would pull in the replies.
>>29710433
Same here, thanks.
Glad we agree on something,
DAILY FUCKING REMINDER
AS LONG AS YOU ARE BLACK, 6/10+ WHITE AND YOU ARE ABOVE 6ft YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY A CHAD AND MUST GTFO
nah>>29710662
Niggah what?
>>29710545
>Because that's what women expect
FUCKING KEK
What did she mean by this? Original
>>29710700
I thought it would bring in the girls...
>>29710683
No u, broseidon.
6'1 master race reporting, all your women are belong to me.
>>29710683
What if you're a 6/10+ white and under 6ft Anon?
>>29710662
S tier autist stop sperging out and tell that fat rostie that you wanna fuck her. 7/10 she will be all about it. Stop fucking yourself over your making it worse.
>>29710720
Vanilla is superior, don't waste your seed on this low-class harlot.
Her tongue is defective, anon.
>>29710720
It honestly seems like she is trying not to lose her because she doesn't like the same flavor as you or something.
Also not saying >"Oh, so you like chocolate? (;"
>>29710720
Obviously she's saying she's into black guys, don't fuck this up dude! Im rooting for you!
-fellow blackbot
>>29706387
oregano_-_-_-_-_
>>29710769
So good it might work orig
>>29710786
-fellow niggerbot
come on Anon use the right terminology
>>29710845
Fuuuuck, why must you kill all you touch?
The moment is gone, hope she's thirsty as fuck for your sake.
Well, godamn that didn't work at all
>>29710720
ANON SHES TALKING ABOUT YOUR DICK.
>>29710883
Is this ruse?
>>29710924
She doesn't even know what I was talking about I think
>>29710962
She just had to put the monkey huh
>>29710883
Cmon man, Im totally fucking autistic and even I knew where she was going with that and your timing was fucked. Just keep niggering out about sizzurp. That apparently works for you.
>>29710883
I fucking hate girls who intentionally make typos to drive home disinterest.
I also hate that I do it to orbiter grills now, it's fucking contagious.
>tfw sent a girl "honestly, you bore me. Seeya" Two days ago and feel guilty.
I feel like she only said that because I said it. I'm not even from Brooklyn...
>>29710845
>>29710883
It would have worked if:
A: She wasn't a clueless bitch
or
B: You didn't send it so fucking late lol
Sorry OP
>>29707400
>that profile picture
wew lad, you would be the 100th guy to fuck her
>>29711079
Say
"Do you want it to mean something else?(;"
Then with a heart emoji
Trust me
>>29707659
>this guy smacks your gf's ass and says "wakka wakka xD"
What do you do?
>>29706732
>this easy
if you don't mind used women, enjoy!
>>29711079
can you post the rest of conversation where you asked if they want to ride on your bbc
i want to see how they replied
>>29711128
I gave up on that when I saw she was 200 miles away
I just matched with a girl. Can someone tell me what to say? None of my previous attempts have been successful.
>>29711201
you only just fucking checked that?
>>29711239
Yeah kinda orig
What does /r9k/ think of her?
>>29711469
I'd date her
orig
>>29711469
>snapchat thot filter
no
>>29711469
A plain tumblrina looking for attention. Don't even bother.
>>29711469
Just a heads up, she's the most manipulative kind of slut.
It's written all over her, fair warning.
Have fun, just remember you were told.
>>29711469
she's dtf but won't admit it. you can get laid with her if you play your cards right
>>29711469
>snapchat filter
literally into the literal trash
>>29711555
Really?? Alright let's try this out then
This is funny because one of her damn images literally has the "when he's 6'0" meme image
>>29707283
You did everything, /everything/ wrong.
Should've listened to us. Robots are actually somewhat good in giving texting advice, yet you completely fucked it up, MULTIPLE times.
An unredeemable autist you are.
>>29711609
Wrong. Wrongwrongwrongwrong.
Fuck this, I'm out.
This is fucking infuriating.
>>29711469
i saw someone post this pic the other day. it's you?
Can someone explain to me what is wrong about using punctuation when you're writing messages to a person?
>>29712340
When you add as many !!!!s and ???s as OP does, you come off as a desperate faggot. using them normally or not enough is fine, but never fucking spam as often as OP does.
>>29711368
she wants the D
give it to her, give her the D
>>29712450
I think she does too
>>29706168
you should probably go ahead and submit this to
http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/
because that's where it's going
>>29708995
>matches with you
>still calls you ugly
Please call her retarded
>>29711609
Why would you even match with that uggo
>>29712820
I swipe right for almost everyone
What should I say next
>>29706387
Nigger nose.
dude, you are actually getting good matches but your game is literally zero. are you a fucking virgin or some shit ? there are girls who want to get laid on tinder but if you play it right, never tell a girl you want to fuck her, because in most situations wont work.
>>29705983
Geez hold back a little, this is super strong.
>>29706872
Somehow, someway, it worked out
>>29711030
If it makes you feel any better, she didn't care.
I had no idea what to say to this
>>29713982
Since your only intention is trolling, you should have gone full blown foot fetishist.
>>29713982
ask for pics
first of her nails then other stuff
>>29713982
Perfect opportunity for feet pics! She meant her foot nails right? You cant paint your own hand nails.
>>29714046
Do people actually respond with that to something like the nails thing?
>>29714092
Yes you can retard
>>29714104
Please explain how you can paint your hand nails. YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR HANDS TO PAINT THEM. Why do you think girls pay to get their nails did? Lol dude graduate highschool.
Damn OP, you got game.
>>29707018
God damn you made me lose my shit too. All that cringe built up from OP's overly enthusiastic replies was converted into energy of pure laughter and released.
>>29714136
>YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR HANDS TO PAINT THEM
How many hands do you have?
>>29714201
Hopefully it somehow amazingly works for you
>>29714243
send feet pics please op please
>>29714243
Say "Show me?(:"
or "Show me?"
Please OP
>>29714238
Shut the fuck up you peice of dog shit
>>29707732
And some of these people wonder why they stay a virgin...
Is humorously desperate/eagercore a viable PUA game?
How? I don't have a snapchat and possibly never will...
>>29707061
My good friend would send me all his sms with this girl and ask my advice. I wasted my time reading that garbage, gave him minimalistic advice like you did, such as use sms only to set up a date and then stfu. But he invariably proceeded to do the opposite of my advice and pour his heart out before they went on a single date, and send 5x as many messages as she would send him. She eventually called him out on coming on too strong and told him she had lost interest in him. They never even went on one fucking date after they met at the bar and he got her number. And he was texting her for over a week. Infuriatingly frustrating. All he had to do was heed my advice which he asked for 10 times a day with no exaggeration and ignored and gave cringefest replies each and every time. There were unsolicited good morning messages. It was a mess. I warned him straight up again and again that he was going to drive her away. Idiot.
>>29706872
Never say lol ever again unless you actually laughed out loud.
Other than that keep it up
>>29710786
OP's chadfishing
How has no one in this thread caught on yet?
So many newfriends on here during summer time, wew ladderino
>>29714347
You could use my snapchat if you'd like
I have one of those apps that save snaps so she wouldn't know. Depends what other robots think
>>29707283
>"Hello?"
Ya blew it, she already sensed your desperation and autism.
>>29706552
>>29706581
that's not a nose; it's a goddamn beak
>>29714505
>Never met a jewish girl
