Someone convince me why a permavirgin like myself shouldn't buy $80 worth of sex toys right now
find a whore for $100
>>29704644
Do it
Exploring your sexuality is fun
Do you live alone? Go for it.
If you don't it's not worth the stress of keeping it secret.
>>29704709
Yeah I live alone, no one other than myself has ever visited my apartment
Get a dragon dildo from bad dragon
Theyre actually really high quality, unique feel. But pricey though
>>29704644
because a whore would be cheaper tbqh.
>>29704644
Just buy it if you think it is worth your money.
>>29704735
Don't they have a clearance and "not perfect" section?
He could go there for lower prices.
>>29704709
Why bother?
Just don't leave them out because nobody wants to see that shit.
Only underage care.
>>29704644
For 80 dollars , you can instead spend that on something useful like
https://www.amazon.com/Christian-Dior-Sauvage-Toilette-Spray/dp/B000RO0NOW
Cologne helps you more than sex toys, because it actually attract cute girls to you increasing your chances. Much better way to spend your money.
>>29704735
I've never put anything bigger than a marker up my butt so I want to start small
>>29704771
I'd rather stay single and a virgin than have sex
>>29704771
>"Don't buy that! Get something useful!"
>literally posts cologne of all things
Hey man, you have to be 18 to use 4chan.
>>29704644
I couldn't do it because I would feel more pathetic and contemptible than I can possibly imagine.
But hey man if it's what you want then>>29704685 100%
>>29704793
They have small and very small sizes, and you'd be surprised what would fit without too much effort just dont start too fast