>tfw no crispy gf to hold you tight
Feels bad man ;_;
Originale
i envy the guy who becomes her prince
>>29703947
Is that a fucking giant freakish apple or is she just small.
>>29704105
She is very very small.
>>29703947
Who is she? I have seen pictures of her before but idk who she is
>>29704191
you don't know?
shes a famous Indonesian pop star
>>29704191
Fairest maiden of them all, princess crispy aka alterhacker
>>29704211
I don't understand the Indonesians, how did they find her?
>>29704211
>>29704746
she got posted lots on some bizzaro indonesian reddit clone called 1CAK
>>29705133
Why is Katya there too?
>>29703947
>ywn be Crispy's prince
I wish we had threads for my waifuI don't want to start them because I'm afraid she'll get bullied
>>29705133
>>29705368
Indonesians are straight up nutbags
and what is the fixation they have with rainbow throw up guy
>>29705719
It's like they're 10 years behind on the developed worlds memes, they still use rage faces, unironically as far as I can tell.
>>29703671
marky is better
oregano
>>29705719
and they still make rage comics
>>29705706
your waifu will never be this adorable though
so its understandable
>>29705852
But Marky is fucked up
Kinda feel bad for her, she's a fucked up kid. Needs better parenting
>>29705852
>>29705852
She is but unlike crispy marky sabottage her own waifu value periodically
long hair crispy is best crispy
>>29705935
I disagreecrispy still a cute, though
>>29705959
>>29705962
too bad then
>>29704105
she is perfect and tiny yes
sometimes her photos make me sad, but mostly they make me happy
ive never seen her really smile in any photo
she kind of just gives a slightly enthusiastic grin
>>29706112
youre on to something
dat grin
>>29703671
DESU, it's kinda sad because after "getting to know crispy with intimate time that she ignored everyone so we could have personal time together" or whatever the meme is. She's a really great girl, but I'm realistic like other anons and no there's no chance of anything happening. Which is depressing because there really aren't that many girls with the same interests or personality like her. Makes me depressed sorta.
She needs to make another video clip talking but she probly won't
I can't count the number of times I've heard "gonna watch civil war and I hate myself" lmao
You should all kill yourselves. This is so blatantly attention whoring at its worst and you're just fucking taking the bait. Morons.
>>29706511
Attention whoring by her? Or by an anon still bumping the thread... Hmmm
>>29706374
domt be sad anon
>>29706511
I like giving them attention though
I also like flattering them and buttering them up
It gives me pleasure to inflate their ego
also
>tfw to qt raven cosplay gf
>>29705706
Same, dont want my waifu to get doxed
>>29706556
Yes, more crispy's. I don't even want explicitly want Crispy herself, just someone whose into all that. I used to know a girl very much like her but unlike Crispy, the girl was a huge cunt.
>>29706602
legt, I want a female friend so I can remind myself that not all women are horrible. And she honestly is the only female I've related to in terms of taste this much.
Not even my ex-gf's had a taste as similar.
>>29706652
Right? It sucks ass, because it's like a one-in-a-million with this type of person. I don't wanna get to creepy because, well yeah. I don't even want a relationship, but all the people I talk to are dudes, it's just the same shit after awhile.
>>29706112
>>29706232
>>29706351
she kind of busted a full on toothy smile in this clip for a second
>>29706566
you will never converge at the intersection between crispy's tights
reeeeeee
>>29706672
I think u got baited by pasta bro lmao
>>29706747
what a terrible feel
>>29706776
inb4
>LOL NIGGA MAKE DIS A WINCEST IMAGE BRO
>>29706793
yeah i know, fuck that creep
>tfw i would drop my gf of 2 years in a hesrtbeat for crispy
>>29706481
i know this feeling too
>>29706736
i need sound. GIVE US SOUND.
>>29705574
inb4 someone shoops a giant black dick in her mouth.
>>29706878
Surprisingly, most anons are pretty protective of her which is pretty nice I guess. I mean nice in the sense that they're not total fucking faggots.
I didnt respond/talk to my gf for at least 2 days after seeing crispy photos for the first time
>>29706916
That's a little weird dude. Like yeah I like to look at her, but that's a little too far no?
posting rare crispies
>>29706951
>you turn down an abandoned alley and see this
>what do?
>>29706951
thank you, i love her dresses
>>29706898
>implying they wouldn't furiously masturbate to a picture like that while tears streamed down their faces.
>>29706962
Keep walking in the direction I was walking. Hate myself for being unable to talk to someone who is actually my type, despite never having met anyone of my type before and being unlikely to ever meet anyone of my type again.
>>29706949
yeah, I may have been dangerously close to psychotic. i still dont think I completely regained feelings for my gf
>>29706981
As long as they don't post about it, then that's cool.
>>29707000
Nice trips, also that's pretty weird. How does that work exactly?
>>29706951
got more rare crispy to show?
>>29703947
>tfw I will be her prince
>>29707017
she reminds me of an ex, the whole manic psychosis just comes and goes. I hadnt slept for over 30 hours and I saw her photos. too overwhelming so i didn't talk to my gf for a while
>>29707118
if thats your gf i wouldnt talk to her for days either
>>29707155
>2/10wouldn'tbangfedoratipper.jpg
>>29707155
thats my ex who crispy reminds me of. she doesnt take selfies so. i am with different gril now, no photos sorry
>>29707118
she looks like she's 14. are you also 14.
>>29707213
whaddya gonna do
>>29707262
post moar crispy
>>29706511
It's just another waifu thread.
If you don't like it please move along.
>>29706776
Someone should add wincest text to this.
>>29703671
I like that she likes the fun threads about her
I get turned on imagining she is smiling and laughing reading these threads
>>29707304
>just another waifu thread
look again
>>29707326
finally LOL
>>29707335
Is this not a Crispy waifu thread?
>>29707360
crispy is only gril who can make stop appreciating my gf. she is unlike other waifus
>>29707330
How the fuck is she so unreasonably reasonable. That's pretty weird, part of her does love the attention.
>>29703671
i can't wait until crispy gets a boyfriend and loses her v-card to him. robots are gonna go full autismorage.
reminds me of betamale asian cultures with their k-pop idols and shit. almost all of those girls are actually forbidden by their agencies to have relationships until they're 25+ years old and no longer marketable because otherwise they'd lose their fanbase.
>>29707484
I cant wait either
>because I will be that bf
>Neck-beards circle-jerking over a 5/10 girl that's probably already gotten Blacked
kek
>>29707484
>i can't wait until crispy gets a boyfriend and loses her v-card to him
That's probably already happened TBQH. People are just in denial.
>>29707524
>5/10
>that bobbed black hair
>Those big cute eyes
>that cute nose and mouth
>that cute face shape
>That cute short
>that cute skinny
She might be a whore though, she's definitely an attention whore.
But she looks literally perfect.
>>29707524
It's the same as Neckbeards circle jerking over a 2D waifu that will never exist outside of 1 season of anime.
This is my favorite Crispy.
>>29707524
She's waiting to get a boyfriend and sex for marriage, actually.
>tfw no crispy tendies to eat rightnow
>>29707577
>dining room use limited to 30 minutes for paying customers only
What jewish country are they in?
>>29707565
>>29707524
>>29707484
you guys dont get it. not everything revolves around penis like you want it to
>>29707637
California
Original
>>29707637
It's probably in the ghetto or shitty part of the city. No one wants some crazy hobo there for longer than 30 minutes.
>>29707637
I don't know but that's a fucking taco bell so why in the hell is taco bell being that jewish?
>>29707671
so that kids dont loiter without buying any food
>>29707637
>>29707663
>>29707684
its probably a taco bell down in el cajon or chula vista where there are lots of sketchy vagrant dudes wandering around
>>29707671
>>29707684
What the fuck, my taco bell let us stay for however long we wanted to after school
>>29706481
>>29706841
can you send a pal the audio version?
>>29707484
pretty sure she is huge lesbo just waiting to come out
>>29707772
That's right I totally forgot about those cities, as does everyone else in San Diego county.
>>29707805
Fuck now she really reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. :'( kill me now senpai's.
>>29707805
Wait so she's not just waifu material but she's also what I'd want to be if I got to choose my place in the world?
Next I'm going to find out she has literal fucking superpowers. And then I'm going to fucking kill myself.
>>29707805
She said she likes the way some girls look but doesn't feel the need to date them. But I suspect if not now someday she will be a lesbian
>>29707852
i know that feel anon the bitch told you she was bi but allways stair at fat ass bitches and you just tell your self.
>its okay she loves me more.
is it normal that I can't talk to my gf or or feel romantic feeling toward other girls for a long time after viewing any image of crispy? this never happens with anyone else
>>29707932
FUCK DUDE STOP, THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WENT. HOW DO YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.
>>29707895
>superpowers
What if she did and could clone herself and be yours and everyone elses waifu?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Replication
>>29707805
she will remain pure forever
robots rejoice!
you fags need to stop with the
"omg bro I have a gf but seeing crispy pics makes me ignore her omg"
or
"dude bro omg bro she reminds me of my ex-gf totally bro"
just shut the fuck up
>>29707955
That's what happens when one girl has to be everyone's soulmate because God fucked up big time. People settle for their not soulmate before realizing she exists, and 99% of the people don't get their soulmate.
>>29708021
its just me. one person. I think I am becoming manic again, i guess I just wanted te vent these strong feelings.
>>29708021
I am going to marry Cripsy.
>>29707955
I haven't masturbated in about 2 months i guess its similar.
>>29707971
gob bless you anon, know i got a new ring tone!
>>29708008
Replication would be necessarily one person becoming many bodies with the ability of reabsorption. Cloning yourself is generally retarded if your clones aren't loyal to you, and you can't control them or learn experiences from them. which means everyone would be sharing. I'm not being part of a harem. Plus part of my problem would be that she looks like she does, is a lebian, AND has superpowers. A lesbian's clone does not become harem master of a bunch of robot men.
>>29708111
>implying anyone calls you
So is canon that Crispy is a lesbian cause we should be on the same page.
>>29708113
It would have to have been completely separate clones. Alright, screw it.
>>29708160
I hope not cause I will kill myself if she gets to be everything I wish I was.
>>29705852
Marky sucks so much, even as an ewhore she only gets a D+.
>>29708217
A small qt Lesbian worshiped by robots
>>29708160
yes i now assume she is a lesbian with many years of pent up sexual frustration towards girls and one day she will meet another little qt and go crazy on her
>>29708243
A small qt lesbian that looks like she does.
>>29708308
My fantasies are in overdrive now
Pls stop planting images in my head
>>29708420
SUFFER MOAR HAHAHA
>>29708420
I completely get you anon.
>>29708460
DELETE THIS NOW!!! DELETE THIS!!!
>>29707805
>>29708308
BASED (probably) lesbian waifu. crispy is best girl.
>>29708460
I physically can't contain the things I'm feeling
>>29708460
>>29708511
>>29708538
>>29708540
It's a complex feelings alright.
>>29708538
are genuinely attracted to something that can't love you anon.
That's sad.
>>29708308
>>29708460Anzu continued, harder and faster as Crispy became louder and started losing control. She took Crispy's breast in her mouth and tugged at her nipple hard with her teeth as she pumped her fingers into her faster. Soon after, she felt Crispy's body shaking violently beneath her, followed by hearing her name screamed out over and over. Anzu knew she had done the job right...
>>29708713
Whoa whoa whoa anon. I can't fap to this! She's too cute! and she's real!
>>29708713nojust stopyou are oversexualizing her
>>29708713
Until a few days ago, I hadn't realized how similar they all looked, albeit with slight variations in color.
>>29708713
t-this is too lewd... please post more
>>29708713
Stop neither of them are for sexual i was thinking something more along the lines of cuddling and some kisses
>>29708713
don't even put those to in the same picture.
>>29708801
aside from the fact they are all female (except ashley who is a boy) I dont think they look all that similar
>>29708801
Crispy has the best eyes. And general face. Katya MIGHT have a SLIGHTLY cuter nose.
>>29708801
Crispy > Anzu > Katya >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that thing
>>29703947
kek someone shop pepe in where the apple is
>>29708684
I'd suck as a boyfriend anyways. This is much better than her being with another guy. Crispy and her future wife and co-queen of the universe can love us as their loyal followers.
>>29708955
original picture
posting
Which one of you fags did this?
>>>/b/692872905
>>29709126
>overly sexual commentswhy is this the first poace they go? I guess that's /b/, but I just can't imagine doing anything beyond kissing and cuddles
>>29709126
this is nothing
last year she had way worse shit posted about her on /b/
shes stronger than i am thats for sure. the fact she could brush that shit off and just keep going.
>>29709177
To be honest I want tohold hands withher
>>29709124
Aww
This is sweet
Pepe will turn into a handsome prince
does she monitor these threads?does she know the extent to which mentally ill people are going literally crazy over her?
>>29709388
They are sometimes sent to her i dont think she likes them though
>>29703671
Crispy is such a nice word, it's so refreshing. Crispy.
Too bad the girl is weird
>>29709388
She does.
She mentioned r9kand /b/more than once, sometimes even talking about things said in specific posts, so she def knows.
>>29709388
>>29709449
She does read them
She said she loves the funny light-hearted threads
>>29709505
>I'm sure nobody is as obsessed as they claim to be tho
Kek if only she knew
>>29709505
>I'm sure nobody is obsessed as they claim to be
She's a foolish girl
>>29709505
where are people asking her questions?
>>29709542
>>29709566
>implying any of the spineless beta bitches that frequent these threads ever even leave their rooms, much less go outside into the world
>>29709577
http://curiouscat.me/alterhacker
here it is senpai
>>29709577
http://curiouscat.me/alterhacker
>>29709587
What are you talking about?
Oregano
>>29709587
>Projecting this hard
pic unrelated BTW
>>29709587
DON'T DO IT PEPE!!! IT'S POISONOUS!!!!!!
>>29709505
She seems so sweet. I love her more.
>>29709587
>leaving your room and facing the ugly world when you can stay inside and look at pretty, friendly faced crispy
>>29708861
HOLY SHIT LOL, didn't expect that reference on this chinese drawing board.
>>29709495
>>29709505
thank ya anons
>>29709778
He like to live dangerously
you guys arent posting much crispy
>>29710061
But we are talking about crispy
>>29710061
we need new fresh and rare crisps
this is the only new one ITT so far
>>29706951
>>29710132
not that many out there
>>29710132
Here's another one. Lets save some rare crispy's for future threads
>>29710198
Well it's clear she lives in the north. I'm definitely out of the running then. fucking Florida.
does any anon have that picture of crispy next to the doggo?
>>29710313
here you go, an original picture
shes so modest, its like she doesnt even realize how pretty she is
"i am one of the countless other girls with pictures online. there are many who look similar to me and many who look better."
>>29710376
She doesn't realize that she looks literally perfect. She doesn't realize how fucking rare it his to have her physical traits.
You faggots don't realize how annoying it is that I will never have a girlfriend despite having knowledge that a perfect example of my type exists on the planet.
Wow I need to fucking stop. Waifuing a real person is fucking awful.
>>29710376
>many who look better
I didnt know she was a fucking liar
>>29710376
She is so beautiful and unique
Does anyone have the one where it looks like she just woke up
>>29710542
this it?
>>29710351
Is that just a big dog, or is she really that tiny?
>>29710351
Holy shit that's a fucking huge dog.
>>29710565
Shes like 4'11 it is a large dog tho
>>29710542
I don't know if you mean this one
>>29710565
>>29710577
>>29710583
F O R
O
R O F
Y O U
O
U O Y
>>29710519
This one makes my dick hard.tfw will never get a gf or even meet a girl who wears leggings or stockings.
>>29710565
>>29710577
I've lost track of how many times someone had to remind everyone she's 4'11
>>29710622
>that dog is almost 4'11
That's a fucking huge dog.
>>29710617
>tfw will never get a gf or even meet a girl who wears leggings or stockings.
but anon, almost all girls use leggings or stockings.
Wait...
I would cut my fucking cock off and feed it to my cat just to see a picture of crispiest bare feet.
>>29710602
Yes thank fampillia
>>29710639
>almost all girls use leggings or stockings
Not anywhere near my city;_;
>>29710450
Seriously what a bitch. Joking of course, but yeah really. Waifuing real people is awful because at least with fake 2d waifus you can be somewhat crazy without drawing too much attention. With 3d girls, you're called a "stalker" and like, yeah so what I wait outside their house? Is that so wrong if it's for love?
>>29710637
The shoulder of that dog barely reaches half her height, it's a very normal sized large breed dog
You guys are going to drive her away like Rose Ashley Marky Emma Spoony Eliza and whoever else
>>29710819
But we aren't doing anything wrong and nobody is being TOO creepy
>>29710819
Maybe then I'll be able to forget she exists. It's not like I could ever date her, so I definitely won't try.
>>29710819
>drive her away
from where? it's not like she posts in here
>>29703671
Yeah, but being pathetic about it wont help you.
Are there any decent pics of this slut's feet?
>>29710977
There haven't been any sluts in this thread what are you talking about?
>>29710977
Take your betamax fetish to /tv
>>29707971
I thought I could escape the grasp, I thought I was done with waifuism, I thought she was just a cute girl in passing but hearing her voice was the arrow that struck my heart. I'm literally crying now, I swear to god this is the year I fucking kill myself.
>>29710995
I'm talking about the little goth slut. Feet pics or no?
>>29710922
The internet
No more new pics
her bare little feet are super qt
>>29711050
Other than half a second in a video, no.
>>29711066
There it is
>>29711066
>>29711086
Thanks bros.
originalidad
>>29703671
>tfw I will never put my dick anywhere near her
>tfw will never cum on her cute face
>she will never suck my dick while looking at me with her big beautiful eyes
>I will never take her virginity
>I will never see her cute pussy and take pics to share with /r9k/ forcing a few dozen anons to finally kill themselves
True suffering.
>>29711050
please leave with dirty fetish
>inb4 white knoght
>>29711050
>>29710977
i am ashamed to be in the same thread as you fucking perverts
get out
>>>/b/
>>>/gif/
>>>/hc/
>>29711150
>gross posts like this
this is why we cant have nice things
>>29711150
kill yourself sick piece of shit pervert.
>>29711150
you forgot
>tfw she takes your virginity
>>29711182
>>29711192
>implying you don't want to do the same
You can only hold hands for so long. If she's ever your gf you'd have tohave sexat some point
>>29711230
you are jumping to conclusions, assuming that a girl like crispy would wanna engage in lewdness with anyone, especially a boy. get your mind straight pervert
>>29711230
id be fine with an eternal platonic relationship with her actually
>>29711202
>crispy will never take your virginity
Didn't need this feel today, hell it didn't even cross my mind today.
>>29711202
i meant to say she doesn't
>>29711177
4chan is a great place to be a pervert, though. Especially in threads filled with pics of qt girls.
>>29709613
>>29709628
How does this website even work? Why can't I see the questions I asked?
>>29711328
how would you like it if i fucked your cat
>tfw crispy will never be your mommy
>>29711357
you have to wait until she answers it
>>29711357
You will see them if she answers them silly
>>29711372
>>29711369
But there are other posts in the archive without answers.
>>29711389
those are confessions not asks
>>29711389
those are confessions
>>29711389
Those are called confessions i think you tell her something
>>29711358
See that's the beauty of being a pervert on 4chan. Nothing is serious.
Anyone could say almost anything and it's ok. No one is actually gonna go through with it. It's all just fantasies we have.
>>29711358
I don't have a cat. We can take turns fucking yours if that works for you.
>>29705959
Oh shit
Post more long hair crispy
>tfw I started out orbiting crispy but now I fell in love with her crazy hottie friend
>>29706736
That doesn't look like crispy
>>29711445
lol that chick is awesome though
Her twitter is hilarious
>>29711445
oh my, who is this semen demon.
>>29711461
its her
https://twitter.com/taeko_ludenberg/status/667893950187835392
>>29711461
There are lots of crispys that font look like crispys
>>29708801
katya > crispy > miru >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ashley >>>>> anzu
>>29711604
>katya > crispy
Stopped reading there
I admire her state of mind though
Shes only 18 and deals with all this internet crap seemingly like a pro
Im far too neurotic for this stuff
Ashley >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest
if you don't agree you're wrong
>>29705959
HEY BUG-EYES
>>29711760
I liked her until I saw her batshit crazy youtube videos
>>29711488
destroyfrog on twitter
>>29711445
I think I have found the new waifu to orbit...
>>29711886
Its fine go more crispy for the rest of us
She is hot though
>>29707971
Someone pls link an alternate source of that
I can't hear any webms
>>29711560
Holy shit
How is she able to look cute in every picture
>>29711445
She is really cute, looks a bit like Crispy
>>29711955
Click on the volume bar after you start playing it. Or save, and it should work in whatever video player you use.
>>29711988
She also has a tight body and shorter hair, literally waifu material but I doubt she wants to talk to dregs like us, unlike crispy.
>>29711445
I think I've figured it out, it's girls with pale skin and dark eyes that does it.
>>29712016
Also the dark hair is what gets me going, if they were blonde... eh?
>>29711445
She looks like a slootier druggie crispy
>>29711604
...where's marky?
>>29711445
>>29712014
she is a babe holy shit
her twitter is full of like hentai and shit too lol she seems fun
>>29711850
she's insanely cute as hell, but crispy edges her out with the wednesday addams/gothic lolita aesthetic.
>>29712042
In the trash where belongs
>>29711445
She is who crispy is lesbian for its official guys.
