How do you make money as a Shut In/ NEET without autism bux
affiliate marketing and cpa
if i need money quick i ewhore
>>29702291
sell meth weed lsd and cocaine
From the last thread, day trade if you have money, leapforce(I think that's the name, & Amazon has a similar thing but forgot the name), reseller
>>29702330
how to into e-whoring if i'm a guy?
i could use some side-money
>>29702291
You get a job
>>29702291
>borrow money from friends who'll loan it interest-free
>invest in stocks that are experiencing dips in value
>sell when the stocks recover
>pay back the money you owe
>re-invest in the market, find more stocks experiencing dips
>continue to play the market
Through trial and error you'll figure out how to recognize trends and avoid stocks that are in freefall. Remember to keep the spread wide.
>>29702407
u can use skype / kik / whatever
just create a fake account with girl's info, gain traffic via kikfriends, addmefast, whatever
then just convince people to buy
it gets monotonous but ive made more than $100 in just an hour or two
>>29702430
I do this . You need some money to be able to do it without needing to have a job.
>>29702407
If you're qt enough to be a trap that does it. Takes awhile to get a pretty good follower count. I just kept posting pics on tumblr for life 4 months and then i started doing cam shows once i had a decent following.
I used to be NEET:
>learn japanese
>translate porn
>take commissions
After a few months of doing it for free I started getting enough commissions to keep me busy all day long, making almost minimum wage. If I had stuck with it I probably could have made enough to support myself.
But then I managed to get a job doing classified shit and I do that now.
>>29702291
Do you have any possessions you can sell on ebay?
Also there's always data entry, which is piss easy but tedious work with shit pay, but its still pay.
>>29702583
>doing classified shit
Give us an extremely vague, general direction of what you do.
>>29702583
>classified shit
aka u are a fucking cashier
>>29702630
I really shouldn't, but I will say I DON'T work for one of the alphabet soup agencies.
Working conditions suck though. As soon as I have enough money saved up to retire, I intend to.
Work towards getting autism bux.
>>29703091
>can't get bux because I don't want to work
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29702583
This. Except if someone had the self-discipline to sit down for six hours a day and learn a language, they might not be NEET.
I'm French-Canadian scum and did translation freelance for a long time before I got a government gig.
here is the complete list for the noobs
>>29703137
Nah, that's not how autism bux work.
Go to a psychiatrist, get a medical attestation.
Easy
>>29703157
I've been to the looney bin and currently have a doctor and a social worker, she said I can't get them because I don't want to work because it stresses me out and makes me feel worse.
>>29702291
>How do you make money as a Shut In/ NEET without autism bux
By getting a job.
>>29703143
Did you need any diploma anon?
Je serais tres interesse.
i have a trustfund and inherited a house and expensive family heirlooms . as long as i spend my money on essential things ill probably be set for life.
>>29702291
Simple, get a diagnosis for autism bux.
Pic related, its my autism bux (i get a lot of other bux though)
>>29703143
I was forced to take a year of language in uni, chose japanese, got really into anime and eroge, wound up picking up enough that I didn't have to study much and just used dictionaries for kanji I didn't recognize.
That's the great thing about Japanese. It's easy to be a weebNEET and get good that way.
>>29703195
what you are describing is normal welfare
autism bux is literally for people with mental difficulties
>>29703223
>tfw the fiscal loon doesn't drop off my bennies
>>29703277
Dont worry i got those back at my tax returns (I deducted my macbook KEK)
>>29703262
well I have shitty anxiety and shizo, so idk if that's considered mental difficulties.
trap out da bando
>>29703223
I wish I had that. I simply get bijstand, which sucks.
>>29702291
Thisis a rather nice topic for a thread.
>>29703450
Actually, bijstand gives slightly more bennies than wajong, but you have to actively seek work etc. When Im 23 my wajong will be more though.
>>29703508
Are you that Irish guy that used that image all the time? How's britex going for you?
>>29703144
What a stupid list. Day trading , if you're not stupid, brings in the most money if you have common sense & is the easiest to do. You can literally be backpacking throughout the world & still make dough without worrying about it
>>29704682
So this is what poor people think about daytrading eh
>>29702291
I sell counterfeit products.
>>29704861
Found the guy who made that shitty chart
>>29704885
So you resell Chinese products ?
>>29704992
What? No.Only an idiot wouldnt put affiliate marketing at the highest tier.
Besides, starting a blog/ytchannel for money is a waste of time.
>>29705046
That's because most with most of those, you need to be established or well known or wealthy. With day trading you can make money with like a couple grand, if done correctly
>>29705017
They bare bones 'meat' of my products originate from SE Asia, but I add my own value to them. I make a very good living.
>>29705177
So I guess you sell at eBay or CL since Amazon doesn't allow counterfeit goods
>>29705160
>, if done correctly
And thats the point, you can make money off of anything if done "correctly". Daytrading would be one of the least likely methods an average person would succeed in.
>>29705205
You can make the perfect blog, website, twitch, etc but if you don't have a following it's not going anywhere
>>29705204
Amazon doesn't allow counterfeit goods
>Following rules
It's like you want to say poor mate. That's all I will say. If you have 'it', you'll figure it out for yourself.
>>29702291
online tutoring
I don't this because I use a hotspot for wifi
camwhoring
I've been looking at ways to use my phone camera to do this
Copy and spin an app from github
>>29705255
You can "build" a following though with pretty much guaranteed methods.
There are no guarantees with stock trading.
>>29703202
Nah, although they're bugging me to get one and I might do a two-year or something for the pay raise. Never was asked to provide a diploma for online freelance work (some jobs required having one but most didn't). I did study "France French" online a bunch though because it's sometimes a lot different. I won't lie, a lot of it was watching French weeb cartoons.
Honestly I lucked into the position by living in a tiny rural place in New Brunswick with a lot of people of both languages. They can't pay anyone enough to come here.
>>29705275
Tell me about these guaranteed methods my man.
>>29705275
>There are no guarantees with stock trading
You think companies like Walmart, Amazon , Google are just gonna disappear? Or O&G like BP, ExxonMobil , marathon, etc? Like I said "if done correctly, it's the easiest way to make money
>>29705318
Diversify your stocks so you'll have different buy/sell timeframe, follow up on the news, & learn to wait
>>29705455
I meant the Youtube thing, which is obviously retarded.
I put my savings into stock trading already, cause the interest the bank offers is lower than the inflation rate in the Netherlands.
>>29705275
'Day trading' is a the ultimate meme. Unless you're a lawyer specialising in mergers and acquisitions and you are prepared to inside trade - which is illegal - you are literally gambling.
Research how investment banks trade. They are literally connected directly to the market and they undertake 'high intensity' trading based on spoofing the markets by placing false deals. This means they make millions of trades every single minute, making pennies on each trade but they make such a lot of money because they're involved in such a lot of trades. Please do your research mate, that game's rigged!
Do media buys, aka, paid marketing.
>Sign up to an affiliate network, grab a hot offer
>Buy ad space on high traffic sites (Google, FB, Pornhub, etc..)
>Place your ads on there, get hundreds/thousands of signups
>Easy money.
It does take some knowledge of marketing, copy writing, coding and design to create your own ads / landing pages, but you only need to know the basics. There's huge amounts of money to make in media buying. It does take money to make money, but if you understand the game you can make humongous ROI's with your campaigns.
>>29705548
>Buy ad space on high traffic sites (Google, FB, Pornhub, etc..)
>>Place your ads on there, get hundreds/thousands of signups
>>29705691
Average every day retards use the internet too, everyone does
>>29705318
>>29705500
>I meant the Youtube thing, which is obviously retarded.
Kek, there is no need to be so salty, weeb. It's really easy to build a following (easy as in simple, it takes a lot of work though).
Just push at least 5 high quality clips a week for a year and you will have a decent following. It can be about basically anytihng, normies will like and subscribe regardless.
>>29705723
Idk, seems like something someone who's already got money might be the only ones who can do this.
>>29705729
You just explained it, nice!
Properly defined high quality and sources + proof aswell.
>>29705277
Ayyy, Fredericton here, I get by dealing dr00gs.
>>29705753
>Properly defined high quality and sources + proof aswell.
Im disappointed people *this* retarded browse here as well. I expected better of you
>>29702291
I get trash computers that schools and businesses want to get rid of for free, connect them to my network, then I let little kids rent them out as minecraft servers using mommy's money
>>29702291
>learn jap cuz I love weebshit
>translate obscure doujinshi that no one cares about on comission
It doesn't pay much, but I'd rather be a freeter than a complete neet.
>>29702779
you translate hentai for government officials now?
>>29705691
Can you explain why that was funny?
Thousands of people do this and make tons of money from it. I've done it and had moderate success. I had a successful campaign running but was unable to scale it due to money issues.
I'm genuinely curious as to why you found that funny?
>>29705744
Like I said in the post, it takes money to make money. Plus you have to invest in a tracker and hosting, and it you're to lazy to make your own ads / landing pages you're gonna have to outsource it and pay someone else. But Media buying is real, lots of ppl make shit loads of money from it. The successful ones make over 5 figures in a single day.
>>29705805
this would probably cost you money cause of the power usage.
It sounds like a lie, modern server level hardware with a single power efficient CPU could run multiple servers in a VM quite easily for a bigger profit in the long run.
>>29705805
As a former MC server owner, the only thing worse than running 1 server is running multiple servers I think. I can already see the tickets pouring in
>Hey anon its me dragonslayxX366Xx my blocks drop 5 sec after i mine them why please help thanks -jack
>>29705855
utilities are a flat price in my apartment.
if i had money that would make sense, but i just make enough to bolster my autismbux. so i get free shit and rig it up to make a bit of money
>>29706064
Flat price for utilities?
Doesn't it include a fair use policy?
I didn't even know such a thing existed, well, it doesn't exist in the Netherlands atleast afaik.
>>29706086
it does but i've been doing this for 2 years and they never did anything
>>29706034
which is exactly why i dont have a ticket system
>>29706147
>which is exactly why i dont have a ticket system
Whelp, enjoy the charge backs when Jack's mom decides her son is getting ripped off :^)
>>29705823
>Can you explain why that was funny?
Seems like you need capital, know the ins & outs of online advertising
>>29706171
2 years of happy enough customers so far famalam
>>29702291
>Ctrl plus f
>Plasma
Zero?
