Just had a tough moment today and I think I've actually somehow made my life even worse. I'll explain exactly why..
>haven't returned any calls for weeks because I'm getting anxious
>no one has seen me because I've been agoraphobic
>made plans to hang myself on the staircase
>as I'm writing a suicide note my mom walks in, my landlord must have let her in
>she starts going sobbing and asking why do you want to do this over and over again
>tell her that I feel like such a loser, 28 with a shitty job no friends and virgin and stress to her how much I want to end my life
>she tells me "please no I'll do anything anon please just don't do it"
>i hesitate
>I ask her to have sex with me
>she slaps me and leaves
So I have officially lost the one person who cares about me today. At least this makes it easier to kill myself.
Do you think i could explain that it was a joke in poor taste?
you could explain it, she may come to deal with it, but it's always gonna be awkward as fuck
>>29702249
>I'll do anything
>Doesn't have sex with you
Just carry on with what you were doing, then.
>>29702270
this
What a selfish fucking roastie anon
>>29702249
rape her and kill urself.
>>29702249
get help man that was a ridiculous thing to say
>>29702293
Normie detected
Get the fuck out
I'm not kidding
>>29702249
That's sad man. I'm in a similar situation to you (NEET, virgin, friendless) and think about ending it every single day. Without my parents around I'd have it long ago.
>>29702249
Fucking hell I lost it ahaha
I'm so glad I don't have to deal with shit like this ahaha
maybe you should have asked to cuddle first. only chad can go from zero to sixty and not burn his tires out.
>>29702249
oh god. I just came to tell you that you are a fucking idiot. you should really kill yourself, more so than ever
>>29702249
My mom caught me around 3 years ago. I tried again since but never had the courage to actually "let go" of life like I did that time.
>>29702249
Oreganolioioliiolioio
>>29702313
go fuck yourself
original kill yourself my man
>>29702249
wait a few days before you do it now your mom might have sex with you.
>>29702249
>I ask her to have sex with me
Jesus Christ
if you're going out might as well help with the beta uprising.
>>29702249
>mother has sex with your dad
>won't have sex with her own son
what a fuckin bitch
>>29702249
>not posting her photos
Fucking idiot.
you got me lol xD
>>29702293
Fuck off normie scum
you are the reason nice people like OP kill themselves
>>29702696
Its just when she said she'd do anything she was holding my hands and I thought it sounded like she was flirting because my dick was getting hard.
It was an emotional moment so I don't know why she was teasing me.
>>29702249
Fucking roastie whore denying you sex, you should kill yourself ASAP so she regrets it.
I created an account just to say you're a fucking idiot.
>>29702927
don't do this OP
work on yourself really hard and a get a GF to make her really jealous. show that roastie you're worthy of love.
OP was kind of an idiot for thinking his mom cares about him. Normies are not sentient. They cannot care. Everything they do is for attention and within the boundaries of acceptability.
>>29702962
>created an account
where do you think you are you faggit?
>>29702967
GET OUT GET OUT NOW NORMIE
>>29702920
I shouldn't have to tell you that you completely misread her intentions. She wasn't "teasing" you, she was displaying concern and empathy for her son. She loves you and doesn't want to lose you.
>>29702249
That's fun because your mom behaved like all the roasties that reject men on a daily basis.
Just tell her you asked this in order to provoke, the answer you got from her is the answer you get on a daily basis.
>>29702920
>thought it sounded like she was flirting because my dick was getting hard
Mental help, etc.
It takes some kind of degenerate to flip from suicidal to exploiting it for incestual sex. A marvel to behold.
>>29702616
No seriously watch yourself. Anons with grudges have hacked this site before. And with chink moot and friends selling bread crumbs.....
>>29703127
>Mental health, etc
You might want to take some of your own advice there, seeing as you can't recognize bait.
Idiot
>>29702249
You know what browse, usually I try and talk people round but you should just do it. I can't see how you could become less of a loser if you did this. You could have asked her for money for a whole at least.
tell her you weren't serious and you only asked to make her mad at you
>>29703264
When I asked her I showed her my erect penis bulge through my jeans and gave her a little smile.
I don't think thats possible.
>>29703349
she is an awful person anon, just move on without her awful influence. Just remember its entirely her fault this shitty event happened to you. She has no business going to your place
>>29702249
>I ask her to have sex with me
fucking kek
>>29703349
This can't be real
oregano
>>29702249
Well I thought it was funny OP, I thought it was funny.
>>29703016
Most robots parents probably regret that we were born. I know I wish I wasn't born.
what's the chance that OP is serious?
>>29702249
W A T
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OP you might as well spend the rest of your life trying to fuck your mom. Just get close to her and tell her to kiss you.
>>29702249
lmfao what the hell goes through you people's brain. What the hell do you expect to change for the better after you've fucked your mother ? or fucked anyone for that matter. Please explain to me so I can finally understand
>>29702249
You have to do it now.
>>29702249
>>she tells me "please no I'll do anything anon please just don't do it"
>>I ask her to have sex with me
incredible
top kek
OP is a true robot
>be 21
>khhv, introverted af
>4 years younger sister is also introverted no friends
>obsess about fucking her every day
>somehow manage to convince myself she wants to fuck
>we are home alone
>horny af
>go to sisters room and start groping her
>she hits me and runs off
>calls the cops on me
>oh god what have i done
>grab my laptop and few items of clothing and GTFO
>decide to commit suicide
>not dying a virgin
>scam instant loan providers for about 3k euros
>get a decent hotel room
>stock up on booze and viagra (to compensate for my anxiety)
>spend the next week banging hookers and drinking
>out of money, time to kill myself
>found a peaceful spot in the forest, turn on my phone for the last time to call my mom and tell her i'm sorry
>incoming txt from my mom telling me she took care of the cops and told them she was there and that my sis was lying but it would be better if i didn't come home anymore
>thats a plot twist
>get a job in a different town
>things actually went better for me after that
>>29703600
>last 2 numbers will be the % chance
rolling
>>29702249
this story is so hot anon! gave me a boner
>>29703986
>>somehow manage to convince myself she wants to fuck
i genuinely worry all this incest porn or pro incest threads here on 4chan encourages anons who are detached from reality to make advances on their family and ruin their lives
>>29703892
You obviously haven't tried it yet
If it hadn't been for the mums I would have put an end to it looooong ago
>>29702249
>I ask her to have sex with me
This isn't real is it ?
>>29703986
>>she hits me and runs off
>>calls the cops on me
This is where you went in the wrong. You shouldhave raped her duh
what a fake story, if it is true you really gotta do it now, she could actually call a cop do it for you if this story is real, happens all the time, thats too far gone
>>29704039
Yeah, i watched a lot of incest porn and browsed all the incest threads on /b/.
You are not wrong to worry.
>>29703349
Holy fucking kek
Now I know this definitely isn't true
>>29704053
well how would you know if you haven't tried either ? I'm not the one trying to kill myself
>>29702249
pics of mom ? was she hot ?
>>29703986
I'm a 21 year old KHHV, this is inspiring.
Idk if I'll bother with a hooker before I an hero though
Why are you so weak?
What do you care about women?
Why is the most important thing to you, a wet hole?
Literally just stop caring. It isn't that hard.
>>29703986
don't know if true but nice story
>>29704478
Sex is incredibly important. You're clearly a normie that gets it all the time so you don't understand. Not just the sex either. Going your entire life without any intimacy is soul destroying. You can't overcome basic biological desires, fucking normies
>Wanting to have sex with your mom
Never told anyone to kill themselves before but you might be doing the right thing lol.
>>29704518
This. It gets pretty hard after 22 years of no intimacy. Im also the most schizo person I know so it must be that much harder for other people.
>>29704518
>>29704560
27 years old virgin, you can very much live without it if you want to. And if you want it so much then stop fucking browsing /r9k/, go to /fit/, get a high paying job and you'll get laid no problem
>>29704670
I already lift, it is a meme. And it is my biology that wants it, my brain knows better. I wish I could just shut it off desu.
>>29704518
No, I'm basically a KHV. One time I hired a prostitute, 3 years ago. When I was extremely desperate. I know how you feel.
You're right that you can't overcome basic biology. You will always need sexual gratification. I still jerk off from time to time. But trust me, you can overcome the feeling of despair and even the desire for intimacy with women. I think it starts with changing your frame of mind. I started to look at it like a drug addiction (and it many respects, it actually is). I started to look at my desire for female intimacy as something awful, a drug addiction. A brain parasite. Then I thought about how wonderful it would be if I could resist this desire. Like getting clean from an addiction. Eventually, I stopped caring about women. It helps if you have other things to direct your energies toward. There are a lot of things in life that are enjoyable. I'm pretty sure now, that if I was ever presented with the opportunity to sleep with an attractive women, I would decline to take that opportunity. For me, there is more satisfaction in conquering my passions than there is in succumbing to them.
I honestly don't know how to kill myself. Hanging sounds scary as fuck, so does jumping. I don't have access to a gun and that's the easiest way.
>>29704670
I'm a poorfag and a lazy moron with no ambition, getting rich is out of the question.
>>29704705
Well maybe I need to find something to focus on, no idea what though. I've lost all ambition and interest in the world, my personality has been torn to shreds from years of loneliness and self-hate.
>>29702249
>ask her to have sex with me
Kek'd real hard
>>29703986
Man this shit is heartbreaking
>>29704824
there are more people in your situation than people that aren't, they still get laid, get married and have an enjoyable life
>>29702249
>I ask her to have sex with me
I died
>>29702293
You have no saying if you never expirence long years of isolation. We dont even get the chance to hold a girls hand before.
>>29702249
Have you tried asking your dad for sex??
>>29704990
Good for them I guess. Whatever they have I don't. At this point I can't turn it around and I don't even feel like I want to. I don't even understand how people get married, just seems completely alien to me. It's better if I die alone.
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>>29702249
> I ask her to have sex with me
Goddamn it r9k, my throat hurts from laughing not
>>29705386
the only difference between you and them is that they did it and you're still thinking about it. literally the only difference. You don't need a guide to talk to someone, you just need to do it, and the more you do it the better you'll get at it. I don't actually give a fuck what you do, but for god's sake stop acting like you're a special case
>>29705430
now*
So what now, u gonna kill yourself? At least stream it mate
>>29702249
>I ask her to have sex with me
>>29705476
special meme fresh friend :)
>>29705454
I'm not trying to be a special case, just being honest about my chances.
>>29702313
>>29702899
>Being a normie = not killing yourself and not asking your mom for sex
Fuck man I guess you found me out
>>29702249
>shitty bait
You should actually kill yourself for this post
>>29706350
>bumping from page 10
cool bad bait huh
>>29702249
>I ask her to have sex with me
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>29702249
I think that this could make for a great movie. Like Todd Solondz but even more deep down into the depths of human suffering in the wake of infinite existence.
>>29704768
If you're not a dumbass and you hang yourself correctly you snap your neck and die instantly with no pain.
>>29706441
Bumping again for bait
>>29702249
in all honesty, she may have slapped you but the thought is now in her head
seize the moment dude
have her catch you jerking off or something
the seed has been planted
>>29704768
Drink a gallon of bleach after a few beers.
>>29702249
That was pretty funny. I'm so glad I don't feel ways about stuff.
>>29707161
ah yes, the good ol a man da todd
what may at first seem like a pussy way to go turns out to be pretty hardcore, because you have to chug bleach
fun fact, a man da to dd is apparently filtered as spam or something?
>>29707248
>pretty hardcore
Nothing's hardcore if your drunk enough. Didn't know about a man da t. odd filter though. Good shit
Why would you have "lost" your mom just by making some stupid comment?
You're retarded.
>>29702249
God damn OP what were you thinking
>>29707712
well clearly his animes were lying to him
usually the mom drops to her knees then and there
fuckin weebs dude
>>29702249
I'm usually not one to like edgy humor but holy shit.
Please tell me that story isn't fake.
That's fucking amazing.
Didn't see that coming
Thanks opie
>>29705040
If you lowered your standards you would.
But you won't, because for some reason or another you feel entitled.
>But NO women would be willing to date me
Go to tinder
Accept any woman no matter how undesirable she is
Congrats now you can hold hands.
If you get zero matches on Tinder post evidence to back it up.
The fact of the matter is robots are lonely by choice, just like women who only want Chad.
>>29707161
in all seriousness, drinking/eating anything (booze, pills, cleaners) is one of the dumbest ways; it's why women fail so often
unless you have something foolproof like cyanide
>>29702249
>I ask her to have sex with me
You stupid motherfucker.
>>29702249
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>>29703986
Shit like this isn't normal, but on /r9k/ it is...
I miss the old /r9k/ before all this feel bullshit cancer ruined it.
Hi OP. My mom found me in. The basement in the dark crying in the corridor. She said I was freaking her out and she wants me to see a professional and get put on meds. I didn't ask her to sleep with me though.
>>29704670
>go to /fit/
Abs don't cure autism, brah.
