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>be me
>think that the most autistic thing ever was my doing
>I went to a New Year party at a friends house a few years back
>Meet a 9/10 girl with huge tits
>She is really into me, I chat her up a bit , we are both drunk
>she suggests we go in the part of the house that was deemed of limits by my friend
>start making out
>she starts rubbing and squeezing my dick
>fuck yeah, a nice way to enter a new year by entering another pussy
>shit, no condoms
>tell her to wait a minute while I get some from my jacket ( always be prepared kiddos)
>While I'm going back to get my jacket, my friend and the people at the party are singing karaoke
>Bohemian Rhapsody starts playing and they invite me to join in
>fuck I love this song, well I'll just do that part mama, just killed a man
>really get into the song
>after I fucking nail the song, whitesnake here I go again starts playing
>ooh here I go agaiiiiiiiin
>end up drinking more and going trough like 20 songs laughing my ass off, having fun and making friends
>end up drunk as hell and vomiting in the bathroom while one of the girls I've sang karaoke with pats my back, saying it will be ok let it all out
> The girl I was about to fuck waited half an hour for me then left the party
> I only remembered it in the morning
> Felt bad for years about that moment of going full retard
> Browse /r9k/ for 10 minutes
> Instantly feel better about that time because how tame it was compared to some shit I saw here

Wow, it's all really in the perspective.