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2016-07-03 17:51:26 Post No. 29700208
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2016-07-03 17:51:26
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>Be me
>7/10 beta faggot
>Be in cafeteria
>Spot table of 7/10 qt3.14s
>See one of them is looking at me
>Smiling
>Thisismychance.gif
>Man the fuck up
>Begin to stroll over to their table
>Confidence is peaking
>Fell the spaghetti in my pockets disintegrate
>Think of the perfect way to introduce myself
>Qt notices my approach
>Obviously admiring my alpha attitude
>Thisisit.jpg
>As I open my mouth, I'm cut off
>Alpha brute stands between me and the qts
>"Did you really think you could talk to them?"
>"Get the fuck outta here"
>The brute shoves me to the ground
>Qts begin to laugh
>Tears well up in my eyes
>Feel the spaghetti return to my pockets
>Foreverbeta.png
>Just then, a single gunshot is heard
>Alpha falls to the ground, with a hole in his head
>Qts start screaming, but it was too late
>The cafeteria doors fly open, as a well dressed stranger descends from the heavens
>The sun gleaming off his exotic eyes
>Which compliment his 450$ designer jacket
>"Hey guys, Elliot Rodger here"
>More gunshots are heard as retribution is exacted on the qts
>This god in human form looks at me
>He extends his hand
>"Come, let us build a just world"
>I nod as he helps me up
>We get in his sick BMW 328
>MFW we drive off into the sunset
>MFW the light doesn't bother him thanks to his 300$ sunglasses
>MFW he is the Supreme Gentleman
>MFW you can't dodge the Rodge
