>tfw no kidnapped bf
No responses to this for an hour? This board ought to be ashamed of itself. I will be your kidnapped bf, on the conditions you're into heavy BDSM and fairly creative in crafting such scenarios, have at least one or two weird fetishes you force on me even if they may not be what I'm into, and are willing to do fairly extreme mindfuck-play with me once in a while.
>>29700132
>/r9k/ should be ashamed for not being thirsty for a stale meme
The fuck is wrong with you? Oh wait, it's summer.
>>29700166
reddit has invaded and raised their flag here
its over
>>29700132
Post your fetlife
>tfw no busty bf
>>29700188
Don't have one, although surprisingly, it actually looks like it's free to make, so maybe I should change that. What is this site like? Will I be ostracized and disappointed? I am pretty much a total newb to BDSM despite having been interested in it since before I knew what sex was, just have had one pseudo-fwb-person a few years back who did some femdom activities with me.
>>29700132
Holy shit you are a newfag for thinking cebruzposting is serious.
I hope you know this threads are made for gays
>>29700335
I did not. That would certainly change things from my perspective, but I learned Fetlife is free and seemingly not just some shit-ass dating site, which never would have crossed my mind otherwise, so this was far from a wasted effort for me.
>>29700381
Then you are seriously a summerfag
>>>/r/eddit
>tfw no cuteposting bf
>>29700439
If I pretend to be a summerfag will you dump your tomokos?
>>29700335
Actually didn't know, that picture won't annoy me as much when I see it in the catalog now
>>29700462
You are begging to be a cuck
lmao
>>29700444
That is only for autistic people who will never have a relationship that last more than a week
Just give me bf already.
>>29700576
I love pepe the frog and tfwnogf guy
>>29700624
You'll get a bf just keep looking and be patient
>>29700624
>Going to meet my bf in a week again
>Tfw we will go to amsterdam and disneyland
>Tfw we will cuddle and sleep together every night
>Tfw amsterdam is a gay city so we can hold hands in public while smoking weed
Welp this is my OC and i got a bf thanks it, maybe just be yourself :^)
>>29700662
He is reposting my oc since over a year.
I found mine but he wont
>tfw no burgled gf
>>29699049
Thanks, Doc.
They won't let me go if they don't get the ransom money.
>>29700680
But you never used that pic :^)
>>29700680
He will your a homo so you just have to spread your cheeks to get a bf
>>29700685
>gf
this is a gay thread faggot
>>29700694
Are you dumb? I started this
I spammed >tfwnobf with the same pic for days and even got my IP rangebanned to post threads for a week after posting like 15 of them thanks dynamic ip
>>29700701
he wont
>>29700727
you used other pics
>>29700766
Nope, i used the same OP pic for my first threads.
Why else do you think that most people believe i post this threads? I still get blamed for them
>>29700796
But this is oldest one in archive.
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/18320267/#q18320267
>>29700839
The archive deletes old stuff and most of it is lost after moe archive died.
>>29700897
Nuh-uh, moe was later and you said you wouldn't post blue eye tomoko.
>>29700897
You have the most basic tomokos, I thought higher of you
>>29700982
That debate with eye color came later up.
I just used that pic back then.
The fact that most people blame me for this threads should be enough to remember i started with this. Hell even that post in that thread "you are not me" is a proof enough because you were reposting my stuff.
>>29700987
I dont share my best once on this website, also my main folder is on my harddrive that is in a pcstore atm and on mega.
My pc is getting fixed so im using a small folder i made for situation like this.
>>29701062
But you said this was only time you posted blue eye tomoko?of course you started it but with green eye
>>29701123
You just wanted me to keep me posting and baiting me while you knew i was right, dont you?
The key to find a bf is not looking for one but you wont do it and keep playing yourself.LIOOOOOOOON
>>29701161but you always used green eyesthis counts as looking
>>29701161
>dont look for one
>spams threads everyday looking for bf
>posts steam id and tumblr advetising his onahole
>>29701181
>Say the key to a bf is NOT looking for one
>This counts as looking
>>29701211
I found you thanks insulting some autistic spergs on steam while my old bf was busy to hide in the library so he could shitpost
>>29701161
lol wtf is going on in this thread you triggered someone
>>29701247
>implying I would make post like that
I thought this post was my bf>>29701211
Nvm this one is him>>29701249
I found him while not looking for one, also met irl :^)
