>tfw can't cook for shit
>even fail when trying to make fried eggs or some other simple shit like that
>end up ordering pizza or going to a fast food joint all the time
I miss my mommy
Even the simplest of cooking techniques requires practice. Making perfect eggs requires a LOT of work, especially scrambled.
Try doing something simple first, like making pasta at the perfect texture, with the perfect amount of saltiness, to complement a sweet tomato based sauce.
>>29698939
You can't cook ramen/noodles?
>>29698939
what happened to your moms nigga?
>>29699069
Yes, but they block my stomach too frequently which ends up in me having horrible pain because I haven't taken a shit in a week
>>29699154
She kicked me out so I'm now living in a one room flat
>>29698995
>Making perfect eggs requires a LOT of work, especially scrambled
I detect a white woman
how the fuck do you not be able to cook
it's literally just warm up a pot with water in it or put a pan on the stove, then put whatever you want to cook in it, add spices if needed, test it and remember how long it takes to cook a certain meal. it's easier than riding a bike.
>>29699171
Why did she kick you out anon? You dont need to know how to cook in order to eat, just eat pre made box meals from the supermarket
>>29698995
>scrambled eggs
>a lot of work
Seriously faggot? I managed to master this dish on the second attempt without paying much effort at all.
