>was coerced by my m80 in to going to a stripclub on my vacation in poland
>the plan was to just sit and have a drink while looking at the show for a little while as a laugh
>basically once we got inside we were each assigned a girl
>they kept talking to each of us and made it impossible to have a conversation between the two of us
>I got a super qt 21 year old with small tits and a cute face, she was much better looking than the dancers or the waitresses and my m8's girl
>I was not planning to spend any money there because I know how they trick you in to spending thousands
>then after like 2 minutes my m8 got led away in to the private room
>"wait but we made a deal none of us would..."
>he totally didn't care
>talk to my assigned girl for a while just while I wait for my friend
>"why are you doing this" "you're good at english, you could get more respectable jobs" "this isn't wholesome" etc
>she gives me really intelligent and irrefutable answers
>asks me to buy her a "drink"
>"alright, fine" I say unknowingly it's just a drink right they're super cheap here who cares
>400 PLN
>"wait what the fuck how can it cost this much?"
>she touches my thigh and looks at me in an >IMPLYING kind of way
>...
>she leads me in to this little room
starts taking off her clothes
>first time I see a woman naked
>starts rubbing herself all over me
>rubbing her tittays in my face
>it is so amazing robots holy shit
>after "you want to... take it further?"
>"okay sure... how much?" I say defeatedly, I have been tricked, and am probably going to be going home with some kind of a disease at this point
>"200 PLN"
>"wow that's surprisingly reasonable" I tell her
>she smiles and starts rubbing my fucking diamond cock over my pants
>"do you have a girlfriend?" she asks
>"no, no I never had, I'm actually a... virgin... man this isn't how I imagined losing it either" I tell her
>she smiles and says "relax I'll make it safe for you"
>she takes off her god damn panties
>first time seeing vaganias on a person other than my sister or mother
>she gets on my lap with her titties in my face
>just then
>*ring ring*
>my phone is ringing
>it's m80
>he's been thrown out
>the bank has closed his card because they suspected swindling
>this retard was using his debit card in a strip club for fuggs sake
>in my nervous half-drunken pre-coital stupor I remember the ancient proverb "bros before hoes"
>"...I'm so sorry but I've got to go" I tell her
>"wait anon, don't go" the temptress calls as I run to the exit and meet up with my retarded fag friend
>we fly home the next morning
I really regret it, I was this fucking close to losing my robothood and I fucking blew it so that my friend wouldn't have to walk around by himself for 20 minutes for some reason
the worst part is I've been TFWNGFing so fucking hard ever since, it's unbearable
and fucking girlboobs are so amazing
like seriously they're the best things
Well you did get titties in your face, and it's a cool story to tell.
And besides, don't want your first time to be with some stripper cunt.
>>29698858
>bros before hoes
way to waste your one chance at redemeption, get used being on this board you are going to be here forever
>>29698858
She prolly woulda just called for the bouncer to kick you out after you tired to pay her for sex
>400 PLN
Fook m8, that's 76.10. 76 quid for one fucking drink
>>29698990
>implying having sex with a slavic stripper is going to fix anything
>>29698858
>bros before hoes
>he totally didn't care
topkek
>>29698858
You did the right thing, anon. Don't fall for the roastie meme. Loyalty is far better.
You're orbiting a prostitute who lives 5,000 miles away
>friend
How about you leave this board and never come back?
>>29699048
there was no drink anon
>>29698858
Look at the bright side, you didn't lose your virginity to a literal whore. You can get a whore whenever you want so I don't see this as any missed opportunity.
Go somewhere to find yourself.
>>29698850
>>"why are you doing this" "you're good at english, you could get more respectable jobs" "this isn't wholesome" etc
Who the fuck does this?
Do you have some savior complex?
>>29699183
If she was as good looking as she seem to describe her, then yes, it's quite hard to get a good whore for that price.
>>29698858
>>first time seeing vaganias on a person other than my sister or mother
stopped reading there........wat the fuck anon?
>>29699209
>Who the fuck does this?
autistic faggots who have never touched a girl before and cry after they masturbate to oppressive patriarchal porn. that's who.
>>29699237
Maybe he took showers with them when he was younger naked. I used to do that and would see my family naked all the time. It was fairly normal.
>>29699209
what are you supposed to say?
eyyy bby want sum fuq?
>>29698858
Yeah OP you have one really shitty "friend". Fuck that guy you seem like a good, wholesome person to be around. You shouldn't have put him over the prostitute, he wasn't loyal to you.
>>29699048
>400 PLN
>76 quid
And what would that be in grownup money, little dears?
>>29698858
just get another hooker? they'll all sleep with you, not just her
>>29699398
about a hundred buckaroos
>>29699430
That's actually a pretty good deal then if she really was cute....
