you're alone watching anime
while chad is pounding her pussay
>>29698407
There's no specific "her" in my life so I'll continue with the anime thank you very much.
>>29698407
Damn nigga I don't give a fuck. Anime is far more entertaining then fucking some hole, if I wanted to do that I'd buy an onahole.
Jesus that's a bad rhyme
>You're alone watching cartoons made by gooks
>Chad's repeatedly inserting his erect penis into her vagina
>>29698407
you're sitting without a GF in your room
while chad sends his semen straight into her womb
There's more to life than getting laid, sex isn't even all that great to me
You spend all day ringing her phone
Too bad chad is busy giving her the bone
>>29698451
>There's more to life than getting laid, sex isn't even all that great to me
>I... I'm serious guise, I can if I want to, I just... D-don't like it
>you're all alone, jacking off in bed
>wishing you were riding chad's dick insteadi know you're gay anon, it's ok
>>29698407
>You sit at home coming up with terrible rhymes
>Chad gets to put his peepee in her
>>29698445
>>29698529
Damn our minds work the same
>>29698515Don't give me this feel
>>29698451
I mean you are absolutely right and valuing sex so much seems savage to me in a way because humans are supposed to be more than that even if you aren't religious.
But if we didn't have that powerful sex drive we wouldn't deal with even a quarter of the bullshit we go through for it.
>>29698407
>you're sitting in your room, where the feels are bad
>she's getting her pussy impaled by Chad
>you're drowning in loneliness at your mom's place
>she's wiping Chad cum off her roastie face
>you're crying and tying a noose in a not
>she's building her rep as the neighborhood thot
>you're kicking the stool out from under your feet
>she's sucking Chad off, his cock is elite
>you're dying alone and regretting your life
>she's thinking it's time to become some beta's wife
>>29698407
tnx for the pepe
have another rare
I literally don't give a fuck what Chad does.
>muh benis in bagina :DDDDDD
Yeah sex would feel good but at the end of the day you still have to put up with some nagging annoying fucking cunt.
>>29698553
>your fantasies with chad will never be reality
>he's completely disgusted by your sexualitythe feel is real
She said she was too busy to date
But now shes back to being chads fuck mate
>>29698407
>alone at home reading funny books
>she's getting fucked by jerks with good looks
Finished clannad again and cried like a bitch can any of you recommend some romance slice of life type shit
>>29698594
Imagine this performed by Beck
>>29698407
>you lie in bed, wishing you could be with her
>while Chad is sticking his 12 inch meat in her
While you are here in your room
Chad is pounding that poon
and another unwanted child is born to shit parents. here comes the end of the world.
Chad cant pound Anime pussy so im safe
>>29698697
>rhyming "her" with "her"originaldo
>tfw you're not a qt
>tfw you will never hook your legs behind his back and pull him deeper into your soaking, quivering pussy
>>29698407
>>29698440
This: >>29698441and this >>29698451
anons are 100% right. Fucking is highly overrated. Sometimes when I fuck my gf I think about my characters in RPG games or how I would play in some game on steam.
You like rolling magic doubles
She is blowing Chad's cum bubbles
>>29698594
I think I sense a happy ending in the making ^_^
>>29698407
Yeah, but at least I have weed to smoke milk to drink, and an entire internet full of porn to fap to. Life is not so bad. Why do people insist on making themselves miserable by focusing on what they don't have? Why not be greatful that you're not some starving nigger in Africa who gets assraped by some warlord and dies of aids and instead get to chill out and watch anime and jack off in your comfortable first world home. Literally how can people be depressed?
>>29698777
Nice trips matey.
>>29698898
>You're home alone, counting your lucky stars
>Chad just emptied his balls up her arse
>you're listening to young thug
>chad's giving her a good fug
Honestly, i couldnt care less. He can have her
I don't really want to pick up VN adaption anime like Rewrite, Ao no Kanata and Ushinawareta Mirai wo Motomete in fear that it may ruin the actual game because the CG look nice and you get to experience routes in their entirety which may not always be the case when they're animated due to a lack of episodes.
So, what anime are we watching this season robots?
>You're on r9k, making sure to post in original fashion
>Chad is on top of her, thrusting with sweaty passion
>>29698407
But I don't want weebshit.
That depends on whether or not you like your waifu more.
>>29700417
>You're on the Internet, thinking up clever retorts
>Chad is in her bedroom, giving her multiple squirts
>>29700472
w-wew
Y-you didn't get me. I-I'm untouchable..
>>29700534
>You're in the deep web searching for the dankest meme
>Chad's deep in her pussy, making her scream
>>29700588
Haha!
Good one lad, you certainly showedRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFUCKING STOP ITI'LL FUCKIGN KILL YOUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
There is no her.
>>29700001
Rewrite's basically anime original as fuck anyway. I've got a big backlog to dent because I moved during the Fall season and didn't actually watch anime in Winter at all besides like four episodes of KonoSuba. Only picked up Shokugeki no Soma S2 and Rewrite (unsure about continuing this, three episode rule) so far
>>29700534
If you say "wew" ironically, then you are underage.
>>29698407
>While you're depressed and all alone
>She's at the wrong home, sucking chad's bone
>She thinks you're a manchild and a freak
>Chad's right there giving her his dick
>You're trying to put some bullets in your gun
>Chad is putting his D in her bun
>Gun is loaded, you point the barrel to your head
>Chad is cumming on her bed
>The bullet sprays your brain on the wall
>She realizes that chad's treating her like a sex doll
>You're dead and finally free
>She realizes she's a slut who went on sex spree
I'm starting to hate these threads...Stacey's starting to suck multiple heads...
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>>29700725
I'm actually 6 weeks behind so I haven't picked anything up yet. On Netoge 06 right now but it's just so easy to get distracted by 4chan which is why I'm behind in the first place.
>tfw pic related is applicable
>>29698407
Am I the only robot that has literally never watched anime? Never got the appeal
Also I don't know any women my age. Never even been friends with one
how many gallons
Of Chad's semen did she drink
cuckold?
>>29698407
i wish i was a qt3,14 japanese girl about to begin her middle school career and general good life.
instead i'm a druggie collecting rare pepes
any proof that supports reincarnation?
>>29698407
I would prefer having someone to watch anime with instead of pouding some pussy.
Wintercomfy
Hiding under blankets -
Trying to forget
>>29698440
Damn bro your right I fucked up letting this girl get to me. She came on to me but I was too autistic so I just got let her go. Not having any stupid oneitis crap makes everything more comfy.
>>29701007
Smashing toast Gromit.
>>29698451
This desu.
Maybe it's because I've never had sex with somebody I love (although that feels like a meme from Hollywood desu) or because I'm a cutfag, but sex just isn't that great.
It's only a little bit better than fapping, but fapping is more convenient.
>>29698451
>>29698563
>>29698782
>>29702589
Fuck off, seriously. There's nothing more annoying than normies that have had plenty of sex telling us it's nothing to worry about. Of course it fucking is. It's on Maslow's list for a reason. Being a virgin man is completely and utterly humiliating, and no a prostitute would solve nothing, because it just proves that we're unable to get sex the way normal people do, being loved and wanted by another human being.
It's not just sex we lack either, but a total lack of intimacy and romance that 99% of people will get easily and naturally. It is incredibly isolating to be a lonely virgin. I think about an heroing every day.
>>29698694
Kanye would still deserve the Grammy
>>29698777
Pls let me cum in you
Don't care if you're qt or not
>>29699078
>>you're listening to young thug
You deserve to die alone
>>29703289
>you're listening to lil yachty
>chad's licking her where she potties
