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Sweet Potadeer
2016-07-03 16:00:29 Post No. 29698406
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Sweet Potadeer
2016-07-03 16:00:29
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Anons, how did you become/almost become a registered sex offender?
>Be me on New Year's two years ago
>See 8/10 blonde qt in Zelda hoodie outside of bar
>"Why are you looking at me like that anon?"
>Grabs my hand and we proceed to start full on tongue kissing
>Can't find her group of friends anywhere
>We call a cab and hitch it back to her place
>Continue making out in cab where we're with two older women
>She takes her hand and places it on her nipple
>Be at her place
>No one else is there atm
>Pull her pants down
>Start licking her pussy, tastes like piss
>She gets down on the floor and invites me inside of her
>Have never done this before so she has to giide my penis inside of her
>Her boyfriend and group of friends walk in on us while in the middle of fucking
>They're just standing there like "wtf is going on?"
>Get dressed as quickly as possible and head the hell out of there
>As I'm leaving the neighborhood, their car pulls up next to me
>They ask somethig like "Did you enjoy that pussy?"
>Keep walking along, buy cigarettes at Circle K then go to Walmart and buy Korra on Blu-Ray before calling a cab back to dad's house
>A few days later I get a call on my phone
>"Anon, how did I meet you? I was so drunk that I don't remember anything, they're saying that I cheated and they're calling me a whore, you raped me anon!!"
>Shitting myself while explaining what happened and unsure if she's for real or bullshitting as an excuse for said cheating, paranoid as fuck that the cops are going to show up at my door any minute and that I'm going to get a rape charge for this
>"I'll call back if I have anymore questions"
>She never called back
>Cops never showed up
>Noticed she works at the local Walmart and used to be too paranoid to shop there, but since I'm poorfag I have to go anyway
>Close fucking call man
