>peeing immediately after fapping
>>29697607
pipes are clen now
>>29697607
i have to do it because of >>29698602
Pissing 2 minutes after cumming is ideal.
10minute-3hours after burns, so I clear it out before then.
I do it before what the fuck is wrong with you, gotta clear up
>gets really comfy
>sudden urge to pee and gets itchy
>>29698852
why am i laughing at this hahahaha
>pee after mastubation
>suddenly feels you have urine infection
>get that anoying feel that you need to pee but no pee comes out
>>29698954
>hahahaha
Because youre a women with no humour
>>29697607
Spills all over the toilet seat, penis not yet in proper shape to direct pee conveniently.
>>29699015
its not just women anon, all normies have no humor.
>>29699015
I think they just did it to stay original? Still could be woman though.
>pee on the toilet seat
>wipe off with my foot
>don't flush
>wake up in the middle of the night with a huge erection
>have to piss so badly
>end up sitting on the toilet in the dark for like 10 minutes waiting for my dick to get small enough to fit into the bowl
>>29697607
>piss all over the floor and walls
>dont have to whipe after shitting
I know that very last bit waiting in my shaft will come out into my pants making me unclean and I won't be able to sleep like that.
>>29698992
Get a cup of warm water and put the head of your dick in it (if uncut, pull back skin) for about 5 minutes, if you pee be sure to not pee in the cup.
The pain will be soothed and will go away after you do it for 5 minutes or so.
(This is super common, most every guy goes through it)
>>29699136
>>29699194
>>29699075
pajeet thread?
>when you jerk it too long and you have to wait ten minutes for your tubes to realign before anything comes out
i FUCKING HATE aftercum
why cant it all come out at once???
why does a small part of it take 10 mins before it comes out, ruining my underwear everytime
i have to squeaze it out every time and mostly i dont get it all
i just fucking HATE it
>not enjoying that nice cleansing piss after fapping
>>29699470
This.
Do some anons have any tips with dealing with aftercum?
having to piss with a boner sux
>>29699551
Piss, it cleans your pipes man.
>>29699551
take a piss
>>29697607
>fap
>>29697607
balsamic vinegre
>>29699388
thanks anon, I'll try this next chance I get
so probably in 15 minutes.
>cum
>well that felt good
>immediately to bathroom
>have to squeeze guts and get tubes flowing
>puuuuuuuuuuuuuuush
>finally pee
>feels like I gave myself a hernia
>routine
>cum
>go to toilet
>really have that desperate for a pee feeling
>try to pee
>barely anything comes out
fucking hate that shit
>>29699388
Or just shower, anon
>>29697607
Ok anons, I have problem. When I push my shit out of my asshole, it also somewhat pressures my dick to pee (it's common - you can't really separate shitting from pissing, when one and other is need to be done), so nothing special. But sometimes when I pee in small portions while sitting on toilet shitting, for a short period of time, INSANE painful and uncomfortable burning feel starts to occur in my tube where piss comes out. It cools off after 30-45minutes, but holy shit does that fucking drives me crazy. Is it something to do that I pressure my pee to come out often in like 10minutes? Or is something related with my ass? I went do doctor, done some testing and she said everything is fine and you better come when the problem is present. But fucking hell that problem goes off very quickly and it doesn't occur after every shit. Pain is so disgusting I think of cutting my dick
>not liking peeing after cumming
literally feels like cumming twice
>pee right before fapping
>burns for half an hour immediatly after jizzing
>feels like needing to pee
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29699075
>>29699136
Gross but I laughed.
>cock full of smegma
>pee
>cockcheese explosion
tell me robots, how do you last longer than 10 minutes?
>piss after fapping and I'm fine
>fap right after pissing and feel like my dick is on fire
I have to wait at least 15 minutes after pissing to fap.
>>29697607
>pee after fapping
>urine stream is split and you get piss all over the floor
>>29699388
>sit at computer with ur dick in a coffie cup
>mom comes in
>>29698992
fuck this.
>sitting on toilet trying to get the non-existent pee out
>able to squeeze out a drop after a few minutes but it still feels like that
>after like 20 minutes it goes away
>>29699388
>>29702175
>mom saw the anti-inflammatory dick device
>>29702161
That's why you sit down you savage.
Fucking amerifags with their shoes on in the house and their piss all over the floor disgust me.
Please do the rest of us all a favor and start developing beyond the Middle Ages.
t. a superior human being
>>29699084
Pleb.
A real man takes a few steps back and angles his stream just right, closing in on the bowl as it slows.
Get good.
>>29699084
flex a muscle for 30 seconds and your erection will go down
>>29699470
>>29699551
this is why i pee after masturbating, it stops that
>>29702273
Read that: >>29702256 and start establishing some kind of standard for hygiene.
No wonder ya'll smell like a rotten piece of shit.
>>29702322
I never miss.
Ever see wanted? I'm like that with my dick, I can bend the stream.
Get on my level.
>>29702349
Care to speak proper english over there?
Btw I'd love to see a pic of you pissing yourself. So, go ahead and don't forget the timestamp.
>pee after fapping
>realize you actually wanted to pee instead of fapping and ruined your no fap
>>29702438
>not using opiates to kill your libido and have no problem going no fap for several weeks
Step up your game, faggot.
>>29702495
>bragging about weeks and not months
Where the fuck do you get opiates anyway? I would if I could but having contacts is a normie thing. If you really want to kill your sex drive stop eating and sleeping.
>>29702409
I can hit your mother's uvula from 15 yards, anon.
*unsheathes dick*
>>29698992
This is the worst feeling in the world, I genuinely want to die when it happens.
>>29697607
its normal, i guess its the body's way of cleaning the pipes, feels good to be honest.
>>29698795
semen can get stuck in your pee-pee(scientific term) and cause problems down the line
>>29702597
So it's actually a good thing to wash my dick after I cum? Wew, and here I was thinking I was being a little bitch for cleaning up instead of using cum towels and going to sleep afterwards.
>>29702256
>sitting
>like a women
I'm a man. you might not know what thats like, but I can assure you it's better than anything you ever thought you could be and are
>>29702122
Huh, it's the other way around for me.
My penis and balls have consistently hurt whenever I fap for the last 2 years. Doctor told me it's because "I need to get a girlfriend". I want to die
>tfw peeing with a half boner
>>29699075
why would you flush if nothing gets in the bowl anyway?
>>29702256
I bet youre German you girlyboy
>>29701647
Came to post this.
>tfw you cum and immediately fall into a 20 minute nap
>tfw you wake up to itchy cock
>tfw you piss and it burns because you waited too long
But if you piss immediately after it's like a second cum
What the fuck? I can't pee right after I cum no matter how hard I try. I usually have to wait around 10-15 minutes.
>peeing while fapping
i tried it in the shower, was fun
>>29702703
You certainly aren't a man if you visit this board. Stop denying your true self fellow robot and post a pic of your wiener pls.
>>29702099
you slow the fuck down
>>29702099
Why would you want to? Who are you trying to impress? Ten minutes to beat off is 9 minutes too long.
What's the fastest you robots have ever fapped? I set a pr of 15 seconds earlier today.
>>29702894
Of course I am german, we are the most supreme of all civilized nations.
If I weren't born a german I'd would kill myself as soon as I would be able to understand my genetic inferiority.
>tfw you started sitting on the toilet for peeing
man it's so great, but is it gay that i do this?
>>29703083
Go back to welcoming more rapefugees, Hans.
>>29697607
>drink 2 liters of water before bed
>wake up and piss for a solid 3 minutes
Feels good man
>>29703139
Atleast we teach them not to piss inside our houses. Even Ranjid understands more about hygenics than you because he atleast defecates outside.
>>29703293
>implying I'm the guy you were talking too
Havin' a laff here, fameroni.
>>29703342
Don't get too excited or mummy has to change your sheets again...
Be good to your mother, she really loves her little degenerate.
Wtf man peeing after cumming is one of the best feelings ever
>>29701157
Showering doesn't work for most people
>>29703391
>german insults
They're just as bad as german humour
>>29698992
FUCK THIS, HAPPENED TO ME 2 DAYS AGO AT FUCKING 2 AM. I JUST WANTED TO FAP AND SLEEP BUT NO SLEEP TILL FUCKING 3 AM WITH THIS ANNOYING FEELING INSIDE MY DICK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I always piss after fapping. you gotta clean the pipes
>>29703596
I'm trembling before the comedic brilliance of Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey. Truly the mount olympus of humoristic screen-play you got over there.
The only really good american joke I heard was the nomination of Donald Trump. A unique piece of satirical reality.
>not pissing down a girls throat while you facefuck her
All of you are plebs.
>>29699194
>skidmarks 2-3 hours after shitting
more like
>>29703074
Cumming feels good but fapping isn't bad at all. 10 min is an average fapping time, but the longer you last while fapping, the longer you'll last with a woman. I used to flash fap (2-3 min) and consequently flash fuck (10-15 min); once I learnt to take my time while fapping (15-20 or even 30 min if I'm in the mood), my sexual life got really better since I can now enjoy some foreplay and sex for way longer before feeling the unstoppable urge to cum. Learn to love the process rather than the end.
Peace.
>>29702686
you can get an infection if you don't take care of that like you do
>>29703889
Jim Carrey was a fucking leaf
DE
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HYDRATION
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>>29699470
I usually don't care if there's lube, cum, or even If there's a little urine in my undies. I like to get quiet comfy.
Tbh I felt gross typing this.
