>get really drunk last night alone like usual and get almost blackout drunk
>wake up with an email saying I ordered a knife and dildos
>my butt feels weird so I'm guessing I shoved the sharpie up it
>still have my tranny fucking a guy video up from last night and wearing my thong and bra
Who else /wildnight/ her
>a knife and dildos
woah there
that doesn't sound like it'll end well
>>29697457
I needed a knife to cut stuff at work and a dildo as a joke to myself
>T is for TURN UP