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You have 10 seconds to justify why you don't go to the gym
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i do and it made me a lot comfier/motivated
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>>29697141
Gains would ruin my aesthetic
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>>29697141
SOCIAL INTERACTION REEEEEE
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Have one at home and there I can at least fuck my gf afterwards in the shower
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Because I use equipment in my own home. Fuck gyms.
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>>29697141
>paying someone to stay inside on a stationary bicycle instead of going out for a bike ride
>paying someone a monthly fee for weights instead of investing in your own weights
fuck a jew gym
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>>29697191
this this this this this this this this this this this this this thsit shits
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>>29697194
>>29697191
Not the OP, BUT the thing about gym is there are people there who can help you incase something goes to shit (can't lift the weight and suffocate alone, Bad posture and form leading to injuries).
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I dont have a car, so i walk everywhere and i eat lots of vegatables. im probably in much better shape than the retards that wait 2-3 minutes between sets
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>>29697141
Because I lift at home
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>>29697233
>>29697222
>>29697188
DIGITS TO THE DIGIT GOD!
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>>29697222
If you're a total retard who's never done it before, you should probably take a class. That's no reason to become someone's cash cow.
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I used to go but then when I realized that I was just a better looking piece of shit and nothing I could ever do would change, fundamentally, who I was, I decided to stop. I was also uncomfortable with people being nicer to me just because I looked better, it's weird when people who used to treat you like absolute shit start being nice to you just because you've lost some weight.
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I dunno. the aggressive dudebros at my local gym always laughed and made fun of me as I stumble around the equipment, Stacies were clearly irritated by my presence. It wasn't a 24 hour place, so it was hard to get around all the cocky chads and the zealot gym rats who'd literally grunt me off equipment if I was interrupting their routine.

All I want is a comfy quiet place to just workout without people constantly judging and belittling me. Also they have normie music and sports channel blasting full bore, can't even listen to my shit without stuffing in to my ear canal.
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>>29697191
This this this famalamadingdong
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gyms are for faggots
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>>29697335
This. Why should I gain muscles? I carry a knife.
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Because I'm not a scumbag NEET with loads of free time. I have a fucking job you know?
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My job is exercise enough
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Live in a chad/sport area combined with social anxiety means i was ridiculed last time i went to the gym for having bad form and i was too beta to ask them to show me how its done, instead i left and cancelled my direct debit.
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If I wanted to lift weights i would do some public work, construction or some shit and get some bucks out of it.
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>>29697508
>that turtle's sad face
>mfw you realise the terror and uncertainty of pets seeing humans acting weird and crazy doing unexplainable stuff, like getting drunk, singing, dancing, coming and going, etc
>mfw they know they are completely at the mercy of a flaky, weird, erratic monkey
>the terror they must feel

this is a bad feel. I'm gonna go pet my dog.
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I prefer investing my spare time in something with more "substance", such as taking part in intellectual debates in the super secret r9k's Skype hangouts for hours and hours, often losing myself in all the variables and multitude of possible results. It's just so entertaining
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>>29697141
I'm a burn victim who dislikes women
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>>29697141
I work out at home, local gym is full of howling niggers doing pullups from the light fittings.
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because i work a shitty manual labor job and if i go to the gym i end up getting tendonitis within a couple weeks.
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not a normie, mentally ill (redundant)
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Going to the gym made me consider suicide less than before. Thanks /fit/!

Also there's this little pink haired pixie chick who makes loud grunts and it's good fap fuel.
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>>29697141
>Being a neet with no income
>Gyms cost money
>Need a ride to get to a gym
>Ride costs money
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It requires me to leave the house.
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I'm already skinny af and I have fast metabolism so I can't gain weight anyways. Ottermode would be nice but I like my indie fuccboi style too much to bother.
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I will not be a faggot who works hard to get scraps of what Chad gets. Why should I lift? Even if I get jacked I will get worse results than attractive and tall Chad. It's not fair.
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I have a home gym and a bicycle.
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>>29697141

because i'll still be a creepy virgin so what's the point?
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Working out for 6 years on and off here, now I'm just a slightly less ugly version of myself, awesome. Totally worth the effort /sarcasm.
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>>29697141
I literally just came back from the gym
Checkmate.
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>>29697141
That upper body is 85% diet and 15% exercise.
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>>29699393
How about 99% genetics and epigenetics
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>>29697508
>a Finnish moomin with human hands and an M4 on the wall
u wot m8
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>>29697141

I already lift.
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>>29697319
shoot yourself you fucking faggot
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>>29697141
Lost all motivational factors
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>>29699289
>implying you should lift for women
>not training for the beta uprising
>not lifting to feel yourself grow stronger and feel like a god
>not becoming a mutant monster freak to reflect yourself on the inside
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I work out but I also have really bad chest inserts and wide hips. I'll always look bad. I do it for fun though
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>>29699423
Yeah, no, you're not passing the blame to genetics. At least live up to your laziness.
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>>29699439
The only one that's bad is glasses and that's only because of his stupid hair
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>>29699477
Well not really. the differences between him and me are mostly bone structure and height etc. working out cannot change these things.

Also having visible defined muscles is also limited by your genetics.
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>>29697141
torn bicep in my right arm
I know I could work out in other areas, but the one torn muscle sort of unmotivates me.
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I have no ability to motivate myself or delay gratification.
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Social anxiety and paranoia. I get cold sweats and constantly shoulder check to see if people are laughing at me out in public. Went to the gym a few times but i cant keep up with it.
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>>29697141
but i do tho
problem is I've lost all motivation for anything else. I've just replaced one addiction with a sort of healthier one. not sure how to feel about that.
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>>29697141
I lift from time to time and only very low weights like 35% of my maximum

yet I still developed nasty stretchmarks on my biceps.
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>>29699666
Welcome to reality, Satan, people are not generally perfect like an airbrushed model
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Well you could go to the gym for cardio or for weight lifting.

I've noticed during my time in America that the entire infrastructure is designed towards cars, and things like "walking" are strongly discouraged. Lakes with swimming beaches exist but they're actually closed off for half the year, for some reason. Bike trails are really rare too.

As a European I find this very strange, I come from a place where I can ride my bike everywhere, I can walk everywhere, I live 10 minutes from a lake where I can swim.

Anyway, I don't enjoy weight lifting because it feels like I only do it for the muscle gain, whereas cardio outside is actually fun, so I do that.
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>>29697141
Tendon in my left shoulder is completely destroyed and life is pain.
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>>29697141
I work 66 hours a week to afford school
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>>29697141
I hate gyms. I have some equipment in my house.
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I don't care about my body.
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>>29699721
>Bike trails are really rare
What state did you visit in America?
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>>29700052
Lazy entitled millenials!
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If I wanted to work out i would do it at my own house
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Allow me to redpill you about gyms.They are scams.You can lift at home and cycle/run outside
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>>29697141

I do, having a body like OP's is years of work tho.

But I plan to have it.
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>>29697141
i exercise at home
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>>29697319
saw u in the other thread. did you move the nazi flag?
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>>29699477
I can and I will.
My body is too deformed and when I started working out it only made it worse
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>>29697141
im lazy
what else?
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>>29699439
>>29699504
This picture gets posted all the time as a "hurr if you dont have the genetics nothing is worth doing".
/fit/ found out a long time ago that the guy actually has a qt gf
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>>29697141
I'm lazy+I already failed at life, there's no reason for me to try, might as well let heart attack claim me if I don't kill myself before that.
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>>29703584
>dat height
Yeah right genetics don't matter
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>>29697141
Im a quadropalegic.
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>>29699271
I used to think like that until I went on a proper workout diet. Gained 5 pounds a month while working out.

Stop being a pussy and just do it.
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I did for years. Started having huge anxiety the last few times I went and decided to just buy a weight set to keep at home.
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>>29697141
I don't like the whole atmosphere of the gym. Every time I've tried to lose weight by going to the gym, I just stopped going. Instead I've been running on my treadmill and going for long walks while also eating less. Also just bought a weight bench and been lifting in my garage.
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>>29699423
>Genetics
You fucking retard
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>>29697141

I do.
I'm just irredeemably boring.
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I've been lifting for almost 4 years. It doesn't get any better.
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>>29700136
West Virginia, is where I visited.
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I'm not required to maneuver heavy objects. Body-weight exercises are enough.
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>>29699271
>I'm already skinny af and I have fast metabolism so I can't gain weight anyways

You're a lying faggot who thinks a big mac and chocolate bar is eating heavy. Count your fucking calories.
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>>29697141
Because I'm a part of the glorious home gym master race.
Also lifting doesn't fix autism. I do it so I will actually sleep at night. The gainz where just a bonus.
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because im a skelly with a semi-attractive face and ability to bullshit conversation with females, and thus dont require a hot bod to compensate for my small penis and/or ugly face.
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>>29697141
I don't particularly care about how I look.
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>>29697222
> He doesnt have any friends to lift with in private
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Gains can't cure autism famalam.
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face is still fucked
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i actually train at home with no weights and i gain mass
suck it with your stupid bodybuilding articles
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Op no point in trying to convince people to better themselves on this website. everyone here has already given up on having a 'normal' social life after they've declared themselves a robot it's completely pointless
completely fucking pointless
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>>29697141
Is it normal to go the gym by yourself?
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>>29697141
can i get the name of that dude? im not gay i just wanna see how he dresses
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>>29706260
almost everyone at my gym goes by themselves,you dont even have to say hi to anybody
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>>29697141
I work out on my own, at home. Like a real pimp. I don't need be surrounded by people and take pictures " gym brah no pain no gain brah" . If you want to work out, buy some cool ass machines and do it on your home. Fucking normie piece of shit
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>>29706357
>machines
spartans didn't have machines its just jewish media tell you to buy fuckton of powders and equipment to gain muscle.
you can gain muscle from working with your body you don't need weights
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I already go to the gym :3c
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>>29706409
YOU have my respect sire.
True on that.
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>>29697168
You can literally workout without a gym you fucking nerd cunt. I work out in my shed and it's the best thing I've ever done.

>my own music
>don't have to wait for equipment
>in and out of the gym in 30-45 minutes
>can workout multiple times a day
>don't have to drive down the road to get there
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>>29706409
>07
fit spartans is just a holywood meme
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I don't want to shower naked infront of everyone else in the locker room...
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I do
>mfw wheat grass,kale,beet,carrot, and blue berry drink
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What's your favourite exercise /r9k/?

Mine is Farmer Walks.
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because i am not a gainer
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>>29706593
Work out at home
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>Too expensive
>Don't see a reason why I should go

Idk man maybe I'm just weird for not having crippling body dysmorphia and not basing all of my self-esteem on the size of my biceps.
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>>29706593
>tfw my gym has the big restrooms and showers for people who choose not to use the main showers
>tfw shower there all the time
There's nothing like taking a nice warm shower after a intense workout. This almost cured my depression
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>>29706725
Work out at home, go for a run, do some push ups, crunches, bridge, pull ups
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>>29706749
Good man. Keep it up. Healthy for life 2bh.
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guys if anyone is working out on a budget
try running stairs, this is actually very underrated
strairs are fucking harder than your average cubicle gym workout
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>>29697141
It hurts.

The only way I would work out is if I could be on drugs the entire time.
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>>29706409
>you can gain muscle from working with your body you don't need weights

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about, dyel.
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>>29706771
See point #2.
I like being a skinny feminine dude.
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>>29706647
Weighted pull-ups. Used to be ohp until I started stalling.
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>>29697222
just get a friend :/
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>>29697319
This is some fedora-core shit. If only he had a pressure cooker and pyramid of canned beans behind this with nunchucks sitting on the weight bench.
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>>29706807
i know what im talking about
the reason people buy powders and dumbbells is because they don't have the proper genetics/body type to gain mass.
there are plenty of army guys who are fit and healthy,plenty of construction workers, you just need to push your body and eat right, not spending money on stupid powders
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>>29706830
I don't even hit shoulders directly because pull up shit them enough as it is. I do weighted pull ups too. Great shit.
>>29706814
kys unhealthy swine
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>>29706797
this/need 2 be high with opiates
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>>29706904
>>29706797
What kind of fucking pussies are you? Of course it hurts. That's how you grow you dumb cunts.
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>>29706797
no pain no gain baby
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>>29706862
No one's talking about powder and I agree with you on that point.

>what is progressive overload
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>>29697141
Girls got no idea what they're looking at with me.
Face is 9/10, body 6/10, personality 8/10
I've been isolated for a long time. In order to get a girlfriend, I gotta play their games, which I win. No girls want to play mine. I keep working on my issues, but it's not getting better. There's no love.
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>>29706862
>they don't have the proper genetics/body type to gain mass.

t. bullshit broscience
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Why are guys who lift so obsessed with other men's bodies? creepy and gay
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>>29706934
no, with druggies i can have both!

plus the gym seems to be full of fags, lots of the people who work out there only have gfs or wives for the same reason they have nice shoes or an iphone it's just an accessory they dont even really like girls
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>>29706964
>9/10 face
yeah right pics or youre lying
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>>29697319
you need to iron that flag
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>>29706976
It's more of an admiration for their dedication.
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>>29706967
sorry no amount of SJW propaganda will make you big
if you are a stick figure you will stay a stick figure, no matter what shit you buy.
or you can accept it and have a lean strong body
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>>29706979
>druggies
I fucking loathe you drug user degenerates. It actually disgusts me that you need this shit to survive.

>full of fags
work out at home
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I commute two hours each way to my full time job, so I have almost no free time during and if I didn't spend the weekend relaxing as much as I have time for, I'd break down.

But I'm eating really well and losing weight, I'm still overweight but within the healthy range now, so I feel good physically.
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>>29707004
>sjw propaganda will make you big
What the fuck are you talking about? SJW propaganda?

It's biology you utter fuckwit. You lift weights, eat well, high source of protein, carbohydrates, get good quality sleeps, you make progress.
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>>29707004
The fact that you defy science and logic just shows you're a lazy cunt making excuses.
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>>29707035
ok brock lesnar im out
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>>29697141
Can never stay motivated to do it. It always just feels like a chore so I stop.
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>>29707071
>can't handle the truth
>i'm out
Lmao, you'll be an ugly stick forever with that attitude.
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>>29707092
>ugly stick
>making assumptions

go ahead buy all the powders and steroids you want i want to see you reach brock lesnar levels.
all i see in schools are stickfigure skinny cunts that go to the gym and take pride in their barely visible six pack
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>>29707132
I don't use steroids though. No one wants or expects you to be the size of Brock Lesnar.

Being slightly muscular in general makes you better than the rest of society.
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>>29707132
Feel free to post your body at any time, lad.

Let's see what a true ubermensch looks like.
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>>29697222
yeah this is a point.

if you've never lifted before, you migjt wanna take a class. high schools and colleges usually have some classes, and it's nice because of the exposure

or you could take some classes at a gym or something until you sufficiently learn lifting shit

but desu liftigd at home is so much better because social anxiety is a common deterent of gym-going
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>Oh boy, what a beautiful day outside! Summer at last. I can't wait to spend all day at the gym!
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GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG 20 SCOOPS CMON!!!
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>>29707243
shut up dad

commentiodados originales compadres!
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>>29707226
>all day
Are you retarded?
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>>29707243
RIGHT BABE?!
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>>29698420
That was lame, family.
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Creeps like in OP's picture and everyone else hits on me when I'm trying to work out.
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Crippling fear of wearing short sleeved clothes
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>>29708834
Elaborate on this fear.
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>>29708887
I'm fat, pale, used to cut myself and have gone so long without wearing short sleeves that it feels like being naked to me
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>>29697141
It burned down.
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>>29707193
>i devour powders to look remotely muscular
thanks for the confirmation
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>>29710031
>powders
Is this slang for creatine? That shit is lethal. Lost a good friend to creatine addiction.
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