>be me
>3 years ago, before I went full robot
>text grill
>asks my dick size
>"trust me anon! I just am curious, I won't tell anyone."
>5.5", sometimes 6"
>she tells her friends and says that is a small dick, get called small dick by her and her friends
>girl refuses to talk or text me
>almost kill myself when I find out she told her friends my dick size
GOD ROASTIE CUNTS I FUCKING HATE THESE PEOPLE, WE WERE 16 AT THE TIME, WHO DOES THAT. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29697071
>trusting roastie whores
Guess you learned a valuable lesson that day anon.
>tfw 7.75 inches
I learned recently size doesn't matter at all aslong as you're straight.
I have a big cock and it did nothing for me until I started fucking guys.
>>29697071
So is this a made up stories that conveniently fit our misogynistic narrative thread?
>>29697071
6 inches isn't even small wtf
>>29697071
>>29699637
Something to keep in mind is that girls will fall for lies about dick size super-easily. I'm 6.25" myself. A girl once saw it and thought it was huge. Apparently she'd been tricked in the past into thinking dicks that were 4" or even 3" were ~6". So if these girls actually saw your dick, they wouldn't be saying that.
>>29701136
>7 inch dick
>omg anon is that like 9 inches
>...yes
Now I have to always hope she never gets with a guy that tells the truth and exposes me.
She's curious about her cock and instead of asking her to see for herself playfully and teasingly you send her a number? The girl wasn't at fault in this situation I believe.
>>29701222
Your cock. Not her cock. Girls do not have penises.
>6.8 inch dick
>I like wearing loose boxers cause it gives my crotch area more air room
>standing in the train holding onto the rail listening to Death Grips
>girl in front of me keeps darting her eyes sideways and looks up at me.
>look down and realized I got a huge woody
>remove my book bag from my back and place it in front of me to save myself from the embarrassment
I started wearing boxer briefs from then on.
>>29699384
>So is this a made up stories that conveniently fit our misogynistic narrative thread?
This isn't the LADbible comment section roastie you're in the wrong place
>>29701194
doesn't matter, had sex famalam
Do you guys actually measure your dicks? Like how? Did you just pick up a ruler and check, and why?
>>29701194
>>29701136
Girls can't measure for shit. They think a 5 inch dick is 7+ just like how they think a 5'9 guy is about 6 feet tall.
>>29701691
You don't measure your dick?
>>29701762
Numbers cant define my penis
> i just use obscure objects
>>29701842
as big as a bottle of pepsi is what i say
>>29701351
Display that bulge with pride, anon.
>>29701691
Cause it takes 2 seconds and curiosity.
The way every scientific study measures is ruler flat on top lightly bone pressed. If you're skinny/average you shouldn't have to bone press at all.
>>29701194
Guys won't expose you because they understand the game.
If it's 10" it's 12".
Now, the roasties always lie about their breast size (stupid bras making them look a cup size bigger), and divide the amount of Chads they fucked by about 5-10. So it's fair game.
>get asked by Stacies at school what my dick size is
>just tell them shit like 1 1/2 inches or someshit
>giggle and go about their business
like they're going to fuck me anyway, so who cares
>>29702072
Everyone knows that the accurate way is on top, pressed
But I tell women the side measurement because everyone adds inches anyway
Can't be blown out by other guys just for telling the accurate measurement
>>29701194
>have 8in dick
>omg anon that's like 10 fucking inches
>no, it's only 6 and a half
>no way, it's huge
>seriously, only 6 and half
>my ex said he was 7in and he was smaller than you
>nope, he just lied about his dick size.
tfw blessed with great dick size so now i lie and say it's smaller than it really is to skew girls' interpretation of dick size and make them think everyone else they meet has a super small dick
>>29697071
>have 6.5 x 5.7 incher
>not bad not bad
>le anime
>tsundere anime face
>obsessing about dick size
>girls laughing.mp3
Just start taking hormones already so your dick shrinks even more to appease your future boyfriend.
My dicksize doesn't even matter to me because I'm in bliss wearing my one piece swimsuit all day.
