>she believes in astrology
>>29695316
>he doesn't like huskies
>she tries to convince you that fluoride calcifies your pineal gland
>>29695377
What is a penii gland
>>29695377
>he doesn't care about his pineal gland, source of creativity and spirituality
JUST
>>29695477
It's a tooth that exists in the middle of your brain.
Hippies want you to do lots of acid and melt it out of your head, which they call "decalcifying your pineal gland."
>>29695316
>She takes legitimate offense if you question her belief in astrology
>>29695505
How many shekels are you getting per post? Must be nice, lying all day getting phat loot.
Read the spirit molecule
>she believes in creationism
>>29695525
>calls me a shill
>immediately begins advertising
>Must be nice, lying all day getting phat loot.
you tell me
>she isn't a 9/11 truther
>>29695538
>God did it
>>29695316
>she supports the government
>>29695316
>He thinks that astrology has only meme horoscopes
>her penis isn't feminine
>>29695555
QUADS PROVE IT
FUCKING SUNDAY MORNING IN AMERICA
YEE HAW AMEN
>she doesn't make six figures a year
>>29695564
Please do the world a favor and skinny dip in a vat of acid thanks
>>29695593
>but m-muh science and rationalism
>let me tell you about the time I saw a ghost with my friend
>>29695611
Astrology is only useful when I need to figure out where my sides went when reading this shit.
>>29695593
Acid would likely melt the clothes off his body anyway if it's potent enough to kill so the 'skinny dip' part of your insult is redundant.
>>29695653
You remind me of those people who are atheists because god doesnt grants them their wishes.
>>29695508
>I just feel that its true
Jesus christ I grew ouy of this mentality 2nd grade
>>29695709
You're an idiot, God clearly exists
>>29695555
you're just mad that your sign is a lame fish and not a cool lion or scorpion. stay salty you gay fish.
>She thinks that the social sciences are as disciplined as the hard and life sciences
>>29695781
>she thinks psychology is a science
>she supports immigration
>>29695316
>>29695508
I had a gf like this, she sure is one crazy bitch
>she believes in astronomy
>>29695555
Those are some nice looking quads, friendo.
>>29696029
>she believes in biology
>she thinks ted kaczynsky was wrong
>>29695343
*barks fedora*
>english teacher does class about astrology
>thinking to myself that this is a load of boswollox
>class is over and I stay behind to chat
>tells me she doesn't believe any of this crap
>just does it to get to know class better
>fall even more in love with her
>>29696053
>she believes
>>29696053
>she believes in chemistry
>>29696089
>tfw no husky to bark its fedora at me
wait whats the difference between astrology and astromony? sorry retarded
>>29695343
It's not that I don't like huskies, it's that I expect every husky owner to be a degenerate furfag and possibly literal dogfucker.
In all honesty, I'm envious of people that do believe in astrology. The idea that planetary alignments have an influence on your circumstances in some way is really cute and kinda nice. That people can believe in something and use that to rationalize their circumstances is also really cute. I'm really jealous of them, and anyone with devotion to any faith system
>>29696132
>he doesn't know that they're both memes
>>29696167
this. the earth is actually flat
>>29696132
First one says that you are faggot, second one says you are insignificant faggot.
>>29696132
Nigga your on the internet fukin' google it
i really wouldn't mind if a girl believed in this type of silly stuff, it's almost kind of naively cute
having beliefs is fucking hilarious to me.
some people operate with zero evidence. they could tell themselves any lie and believe it.
i believe in you!!!! yay!!!
>>29696197
>she believes vaccines are bad
>HAHA SO CUTE x3
>She won't buy meat unless it's free-range
>She has a 'save wild tigers' license plate
>She has 3 cats
>She says she has seen ghosts
I knew she was nuts from the start, but god damn, her ass and thighs were the stuff of legends.
No regrets.
>>29695630
I dated a girl like this once, but it wasn't because she was stupid. She was just mentally ill so I took the bad with the good.
I've also had a first date with a girl like this who was just plain stupid. No second date, of course. Oh god now that I think about it, she also told me how great she thought iPhones were *cringe*
>>29695746
I'm a leo and I think it's bullshit. Dads a scorpio and he thinks it's bullshit too.
>>29696205
>implying i want kids
>>29696204
Everything you do is based upon a belief. Beliefs are nothing but what you think is true. You believe that what you see is what you're truly perceiving. You act upon that belief and react as such.
Our value system is based upon our beliefs. An example of such is our justice system. We believe criminals should be punished. Our values reflect this belief by serving justice.
>>29696204
But do you not envy their ability to? After that, they can believe entirely in their faith. People with so much belief in their faith seem to also be the people who can bounce back from stuff simply by believing something will watch out for them and keep their wellbeing in mind the whole time.
Astrologists are favourites of mine, because their belief is the idea that the sky is benign. I don't take astrology to heart, but I'm incredibly fond of the idea only because it's such a cute notion. It's adorable. It helps when certain astrologists have a nice perception of the world more from a philosophical stance rather than entirely their belief in the sky. I can admire their faith, but I'll genuinely care what they say if they show how they view the world outside of astrology, too.
As an example of what I mean, this is a quote from an astrologist. But the quote in particular isn't related to astrology, it's just an insight to how they view this.
"As a child I felt proud of myself when I managed not to cry. I was very young and falls and scrapes often resulted in tears. Keeping them at bay was a real achievement. As adults the number of times we cry is, hopefully, fewer than when we were toddlers, but the feelings of hurt and frustration don't go away. We've just learnt to keep them walled up... so well that sometimes we don't know how we feel any more."
>She doesn't check her toilet paper after she wipes
>>29696132
asdf
[spoiler} Pepperoni [/spoiler]
one of my coworkers dates a girl who leaves tinfoil and shit out for "fairies". I don't know how he deals with it, I'd have her fucking committed to an asylum.
>>29696190
Jokes on you. I saved this page as an html file and I'm reading it at the beach that doesn't have wifi because i can't afford the one across the street.
>>29696245
I do not presume to know anything, therefore I do not believe anything.
However, I can make observations about my perceptions, and use those observations to my advantage. I can thereby have knowledge that is useful to me without actually knowing anything at all.
>>29696302
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
>>29696245
yes, all of that is inadvertent though. purposefully believing in human concepts without evidence is silly.
all of life its self right now is silly, since we're on that subject.
>>29696295
yes, it's cute. but i never want to hear about it type of cute.
>>29696245
>Astronomy is as valid as the axioms that our math is based on because they both can't be proven
Not all beliefs are created equal
>>29696347
They don't, their doggos lick them clean.
>>29696370
I like to hear about it, precisely because it's cute. But more because I want to have faith in other people being devoted to their own beliefs. As someone forced into only taking what can be proven, it's refreshing to me. But like I said, favourites are the people who can show how they view the world alongside their belief system, not as a result of it.
>s/he believes in god
>s/he wants to get married
>s/he wants to reproduce
>s/he is of average or below average intelligence
>s/he is fat
>s/he thinks drugs or guns are bad
>s/he is not an egalitarian
Idk how I'm not a virgin with a list this long. I'm sure I could go on too, most people are really unnatractive to me.
>she wears makeup or revealing clothing
>>29696481
>she is female
I think you might be gay. There are no women in the western world like this.
>>29695316
>she believes aurora borealis is in her kitchen
>>29696458
>egalitarian
>antinatalist
>atheist
reddit pleb
>>29696933
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Can I see..
>>29696212
To be fair, there aren't a lot of tigers left and they are majestic beasts so they should be conserved
>she believes in mbti
>>29695555 (witnessed, oh lord)
cogito ergo sum, muthafuckaaaaaaaa
>>29695316
Kill her. Originalese style.
>>29696977
mmm... no.original meme[/spoiler[
>>29695555
>God gets quads
>>29695316
Why do so many women believe in astrology? I've never met a man who took that shit seriously.
>She says she Agnostic
>She's a wiccan.
>She believes in magic.
>She thinks she has some deep spiritual intuition and abilities.
>>29695316
Disprove it. State one fact that disproves it.
No anecdotal evidence like "my horoscope said I would have a good day today but I actually had a bad day, so all horoscopes are wrong."
>>29696388
Well, you hit the nail on the head... But now you're beating around the bush.
>>29698906
Occam's razor tbqh. Its a load of balogne and I wont waste my time on it.
>>29696077
how'd you manage to get on a computer in prison Ted?
>>29698970
I wonder what Ted would think of the Internet. So far from his letters, he's was pretty accurate on facebook and youtube.
>>29698928
>Occams razor baby mode
>Not Alder's razor
Stay forevermore plebeian you crackpot.
>>29698906
>>29698928
All horoscopes rely on confirmation bias. If you took the signs away and randomly read a horoscope, it would seem relevant to you.
>>29699002
I bet you use a disposable razor instead of a straight razor, fag.
>>29695316
All women are mentally ill and easily seduced into believing stupid shit.
>>29698906
That which is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
>>29695316
>she's against abortion
>>29696458
The beauty of antinatalists is that they remove themselves from the gene pool
>>29699041
Anyones reality is based on a multitude of cognitive biases. I don't understand why people use confirmation bias as an argument. It's lazy.
>>29695555
my great lord satan will get 6666. your puny fives hold no power in this hell.
>she doesn't celebrate Easter
>>29695950
So 100% of all women?
>>29699258
So? Antinatalism is an ideology/belief, not a heritable genetic trait.
>she's Orthodox
>>29699478
An ideology without fail assumed by people not worthy of reproducing
>she thinks milhouse isn't a meme
>mocks astrologists
>spends hours on Meyers-Briggs personality typing threads
Top kuk.
