> sittin on toilet
> mom keeps asking me questions
> I don't answer
> she keeps asking
Goddamn woman! when I shit I dont want to have a conversation!
Answer her with loud wet farts.
>>29693486
She thinks you're wanking lad
>>29693525
Hmmm, maybe I should be wanking.
But I just don't like to talk from a toilet.
That's not what I consider a good manners.
>>29693486
All wild animals feel very vulnerable when shitting, vulnerable to predators or members of their own species who mean them harm.
It's a natural instinct that is bred into you. You subconsciously mistake your mum for a predator or a Chad or Stacy that is ready to attack you.
