What's your ideal partner like, /r9k/?
I have to say I'd like a sweet, girly, feminine, and truly kind hearted, caring girl. One who loves all animals and really enjoys being around kids. You know, the type of girl who gets all excited and "awws" over pictures of babies, and just has to hold a baby whenever someone has one. The kind of girl who laughs and smiles around all sorts of small children and wants to have heaps herself.
A girl who really wants to be a mother and housewife, and enjoys wearing dresses and doing girly things, and one who would be happy to live rurally with me.
She would have long, well cared for hair that she values a lot, and be slightly thick, particularly in the thighs and butt area.
Does this sort of girl even exist any more, /r9k/? Are all girls just feminist career women who hate kids now? What sort of wife would you want?
She only exists in 2d
emma
>modestl/practical fashion
>braided natural hair
>dimples
>/fit/
>artistic
>leftist
>>29693149
so boring why don't you guys want something more interesting than some normie retard
>>29693149
I literally dated what you just described for 6 months. Long story short I have mildy psychopathic traits, she was a heavy empath it didn't work out too well.
My ideal girl?
She's sweet, submissive, very girly, but reserved. A stay at home sort. And she understands that sometimes I have to hurt her, and won't hate me for it. She'll take her beatings without fuss, knowing that I still love her.
She should want kids, but love me enough to accept my decision not to have kids. Even better if she's infertile, then I can say I want kids, and make her feel bad for being barren. Which would, of course, make me beat her harder.
>>29693149
I just want an AI loli robot. Is that so much to ask for?
>>29693329
Winrar. The perfect man, ladies and gents.
>>29693149
oh wow that's me for sure. Everybody wants me to go to school but I'm not very smart and all I really want is to be a good wife and mother.
>>29693149
>pic related
Oregano comments oreginal
>>29693149
>asking for a top tier girl whilst being a bottom of the barrel man
Not really fair of you, is it, senpai?
>>29693149
that and also pedo but not fat
>>29693149
With every year that passes, women get more and more repulsive.
I'm 35 and trust me the girl in your pic will be fat and ugly within 10 years.
I see no point in marriage when your wife will end up a revolting mess within such a short period of time.
I already have my ideal wife.
Here is our wedding photo, me on the right, my Princess Makoto on the left.
My oneitis in high school was pretty much this exact description, I loved her so much. We talked alot but I never asked her out and now I'm a 20 year old HKV who regrets that everyday
>>29693149
WOW man who is this chick
>>29693562
kek you're old and therefor irrelevant how does it feel old man
A feminist career woman who hates kids so I can leach off of her forever.
She doesn't have to be stacey,
She doesn't have to be Daria
She doesn't have to be a master of anything.
I just want to share my life with her, She has to have some depth to her.
I'd gladly take a 6 out of 10 with a good personality.
Bonus points for infertility.
But, from seeing what I have seen of females these days, I'm asking too much.
*sigh*
>>29693891
>She doesn't have to be Daria
why would you want her to be
>>29693149
you obviously have no experience with women.
YOUR IDEAL WAIFU DOES NOT EXIST!
when it comes to women, you settle for less than ideal, or you go without.
>tall guy around 6 feet
>beard
>hairy legs
>nice eyes
>intelligent, humorous, sarcastic, caring and loving
>a+++++ if he loves animals especially cats
>dont care about hair color
>>29693961
looks like r/relationships found the thread
>>29693940
I the polar opposite of one extreme can be equally undesirable as the other.
I want to relate to her, and her to me. The core things of a healthy relationship is really all that I seek.
>>29693149
>sweet shy nerdygirl that doesn't like to talk to people who aren't close
>Into good music, similar music taste is probably one of the biggest factors that goes into a good relationship
>lazy as fuck. likes to eat
>Has faith and believes in the good of people which would be a good contrast to my bitterness and negativity
>>29694004
looks like youre a fucking bitch and a slave to the vagina.
>>29693149
I'm never ideal for anyone.
>>29694152
you're right
l am ;_;
>kind hearted
>thoughtful, wants to have deep conversations
>a dreamer
>curious, is into science
>barely religious if at all
>shy, short, medium ass small boobs qt
Pretty much my highschool crush I never talked to
>>29693520
But I'm not a bottom of the barrel man.
>>29693246
What happened?
>>29693396
Then find a man using your youth and marry him.
>>29693396
you mean you're a lazy bitch lol
>>29693204
Emma is to robot what Stacey is to Chad, right?
>>29693149
Consistent, persistent and mindful.
Honestly id die a happy man if i could have a woman who was reliable in terms of behaviour. Im not asking for much, im just tired of hot and cold affection from girls i date.
Ideal husband:
Worldly, well-educated and well-read. Preferably an academic. Enjoys fine art and other culture, but isn't pretentious about it. Preferably comes from a humble background and isn't afraid of labor. Is left-wing in politics.
Cares for my opinion, have many female friends and is a feminist. Charismatic and strong, humble and polite.
Brown hair, hairy chest and arms. Doesn't snore. Cat person. Not a fucking redditor.
Consider the marriage an alliance where we better and strengthen each other.Filthy in the bedroom.
>>29695220
Those are kinda unreasonable 2bh
My ideal wife would have to be a little shorter than me (I'm 6'3''), have long hair and be a virgin.
Generally a housewife.
Not too skinny and definitely not fat whatsoever. Doesn't need to be fit, muscles are a no go.
Needs to be very feminine.
Needs to believe in the same religion as me and have similar political opinions.
Has to be W H I T E.
Needs to be hygienic.
Loves to dress nicely and wear expensive jewelry, particularly for me (basically, not a cheap woman).
Not be a feminist.
Has to be around 2-10 years younger than me.
Not a bitchy personality, but also not a childish one. Has to be classy when the situation calls for it and playful/cheerful when it doesn't.
Not a sports freak who will want to drag me along all the time.
Doesn't play video games.
Loves movies and music.
Has not have had more than 1-2 relationship/s, bonus points if she never had any to begin with.
Has to come from at least a moderately wealthy family.
>>29695361
What is unreasonable, exactly?
It's the ideal, doesn't mean it's perfectly realistic one person is everything. Look in this thread, everyone is posting the ideal. So what's especially "unreasonable" with mine?
>>29693962
>tfw all but 6ft
>>29695220
>doesn't snore
You can't control that one, really.
>>29695220
>feminist
>lefty
what you want is another woman you stupid lesbian whore
>>29693149
I'm a huge sarcastic dick so I have major issues getting along with a partner who is super nice and genuine. I need to date a meme-loving human garbage can like myself to be fulfilled with my relationship
>>29695220
Find a beta male who graduated from a top university who isn't gay and has waxed all of their hair as a result and you have your man.
>>29695220
>Worldly
Meaning, motivated to make money. Read: rich.
>well-educated
Meaning, from an upper class background. Read: rich.
>Enjoys fine art and other culture
Meaning, versed in the upper class culture. I.e., rich
>Cares for my opinion, have many female friends and is a feminist
Meaning, you get to show him off like a medallion to all your roastie girrrlllfriends.
>>29693149
Is it bad I can't think of anything? I just take whoever I get along with
>>29695491
I even explicitly wrote he should come from humble beginnings, it's the polar opposite of wanting someone rich.
Worldly means he's experiences things. Through traveling, talking to people or enjoying culture. Not just sat in house and played video-games.
Well-educated means well-educated. In my country you get paid to educate yourself, and in many other countries too it at least is an opportunity for a lot more people than those with upper class backgrounds. Besides, a person can be well-educated even without a degree - libraries, Wikipedia...
Most culture is free and accessible to all.
I don't have friends but how do you even get to that conclusion. Are you saying I would show him of to HIS female friends? That doesn't even make sense.
If I actually wanted someone rich, wouldn't I just have written that? Or at least say I wanted a capitalist ambitious investment banker with a large inheritance or something? It makes zero sense.
>>29695422
You want a masculine alpha male who is a fucking leftist feminist.
Might as well ask for a fucking unicorn.
>>29695600
Which country are you from, then?
She only exists in 2dblox
>>29695744
I've known many men like it. Most leftist feminist men are alphas.
It's you betas who circle jerk over 1950's gender roles because you're delusional enough to think you'd count as a man then. That's why you literally wear fedoras too. Your nationalism is yet another proof of this delusion. You think you can be superior if you start speaking of how your country is so superior, yet if you had lived in your precious nazi-Germany you would have all been shot for being weak-jawed betas who lack self-discipline even to make your own beds - much less so to be ambitious, strong members of society.
>>29695864
Fedoras are worn by atheists and other leftists, not traditionalists.
It's funny how you dumb whore cunts make up this claim that various types of people "would have been shot" in Nazi Germany, and you think it counts as an argument. Most of the robots on /r9k/ would have been reformed by a national socialist system and would be put to service in the military - shot, perhaps, by the opposing powers, but not by their own government.
Women belong in the home, as mothers, homemakers and wives. Most white civilisations throughout history have known this. Feminist men are as beta as they come. I can't even think of one who is an alpha. You claim to known many feminist alphas? Hahahaha, I don't believe you.
>>29695947
>dude if only I lived under national socialism then I could get drafted and get my legs blown off my life would be so great
good pitch retard
>>29695981
Roastie cunt.
bloxo
>>29695997
>I am le conservative ubermensch and demand family values ;)
>I HATE FUCKING WOMEN WHY WONT YOU FUCK ME
>>29696018
Roastie fucking whore.
>>29696022
>hitler would understand me he could never get a girlfriend either!
>>29696051
Girls lusted after Hitler, actually, and several killed themselves when he lost interest in them.
It's so fucking funny that anyone believes an alpha male would be a fucking feminist, HAHAHAHAHA.
>>29694637
Yeah, maybe a little. I like to stay active and I love playing with dogs and kids and stuff, but fuck working.
>>29693149
>white (im white too, inb4 race mixing)
>blonde hair preferably
>nice body, not too thin, not too thick.
>wants children
>knows how to cook ( doesn't have to be a house wife but knownig how to make a dinner is a big plus)
>is not liberal, leftist etc.
>likes guns or at lest doesn't mind me having them.
>likes to cuddle a lot
>>29693149
OPs ideal wife sounds like a bland milquetoast. Too bad that most women are actually like this.
>>29697177
Most women are like that? HAHAHAHAHA. Mate, almost none are these days.
>>29696372
Are you going to go to school? Or would you really rather not?
My ideal wife would be someone who's fairly traditionally feminine.
Someone who's kind, and nurturing. Someone who wants kids and loves animals.
I'd prefer she be somewhat intelligent. Someone that I can actually talk to, and share my life with.
Someone who is fairly comfortable indoors. A girl who likes to read.
Most importantly, and the one non-negotiable thing, a girl who is a virgin.
