All for one and one for all
>>29693105
I guess you're all out with your gf's.
Need a flag change desu
That and change the national anthem too
>>29693546
>implying that the Empire is at an end
no thanks
>>29693105
>Tfw installed Grindr but everyone is a Chad
Changed my name to autist shit to dissuade ChadMcLad. I'll probably write something about anime on there.
>>29693554
The Caliphate you mean.
Britain was great once, but now it's going full suicide.
>>29693606
let's be honest, the muslim minority is just that. A minority. Brexit will restore Brittains close relationship with her dominions.
>>29693591
Don't you want your boypussy pounded by a Chad though?
bing bing walla walla bing bong
>>29693655
I'm too scared to message them. I'd be scared to talk to them in real life. They're intimidating and I have nothing in common with them.
The autist thing is working though. A cute guy just messaged me
>>29693629
A ever so growing minority. Fuck Britain, Australia is its own nation. Not just another fucking colony.
>>29693727
Being part of the commonwealth means being part of something larger. Identifying as a nation of Europeans keeps the libcucks at bay.
>>29693105
>tfw no government
Time to get /mischievous/ boys
>>29693727
O n e N a t i o n
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>>29693857
It's happening originally?
/Canberra/
Just experienced some nice flags and circles.sorry queanbeyanon it's me and I'm still decidedly straight
>>29694422
C'mon anon, are you sure I can't be your gf, just for tonight?
I'll dress up real cute and you'd hardly be able to tell the difference between me and a girl from behind.
>>29694466
don't you ever get sick of pozzing up robots?
>>29694501
Unfortunately I'm not the poz vampire guy
I miss him, he was the most original things to happen to these threads in a while
>>29693712
>>29693591
>>29694466
>Australians
>>29694422
Another Canberrafag here.
>tfw no qt3.14 canberra gf
>>29694590
What is it about Canberra that breeds so many robots?
>>29694590
>>29694597
>tfw every canberranon but you is straight
life is suffering
>>29694590
If you have any bi tendencies there's a nice lad over queanbeyan way who canpoz up your neg hole
>>29694597
Does it? Didn't know that. I hate that this place is dominated by so many normie, leftie public servants.
The only bit of enjoyment I get out of living here is going to Westfield Belco or the Canberra Centre and looking at all the pretty high school girls, with their perfect, long, feminine hair and cute uniforms.
>>29694597
>What is it about Canberra that breeds so many robots?
It's the circles. That shit messes with peoples heads. That, and the flags.
Canberra, not even once.
>>29694653
Anon please be at least a little biI'll even let you put your flag in my circle
>>29694675
is it possible to be a friend with the gays without them trying to sex you? I could use a friend, and the gays on here are at least responsive.
Any meth smoking degenerates in this cess pit?
>>29694690
Eating is better than smoking for responsible use.
>>29694686
I'll be your friend if you really want one, I'll even refrain from sexing you.I'm way too shy to probably ever meet irl anyway
You should drop an email or some way to contact you
>>29693546
>tfw this will never be our national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g
>>29694729
I'm pretty sure I'm already on your battlenet friends listecho
>>29694733
I was ready to respond with a comment along the lines of >not God Bless Australia, but then I checked the link. Great taste anon
Am I the only person who'd support the Eureka flag as our new flag? In my opinion it's just such an aesthetic flag
I've been findin it hard to find some new TOXIC Pitchers. I want to grow my powers as a vampire, to be more INFECTIOUS, to be more DISEASED! I like to run my fingers down the old crusty blood in syringes and imagine my powers growing! I've been tryin to find some meth heads in sydney who want to share needles with so I can get heb b but ppl now days (even junkies are quite smart!) I wish pitchin other bugs was more popular cause I wanna sample the whole spectrum. Every day I can feel my powers as a vampire grow a little stronger! I know that when I tell ppl about my DISEASE I can see the fear in their eyes! Imagien if I caught everything!
I wanna be a walking bio-weapons laboratory! I wanna culture DISEASE and harbor ILLNESS! I'll be the mother fucking HOMOSEXUAL TYPHOID MARY of DISEASE spreading my PLAGUE where-ever I see fit and making new zombies. U think I'm strong now you haven't seen nothing yet. I know where to find hospital waste and I know how to access it. IF you think I'm a strong vampire now just wait until I get access to another real pitcher and catch the S Bug! It aint just the H Bug thats on offer these days but a smorgus board of vampiric delights! I wanna go deeper! I wanna sample the full spectrum of ILLNESS!
I AM GOD!
>>29694774
No, we need to keep our links with Britain strong.
>>29694769
I'm actually not himAlso my pc can't run overwatch, so if you just wanted buds to play that I might not be your guy
>>29694788
What effect does becoming infected with multiple strains of HIV have?
>>29694788
Welcome back anon, the threads weren't the same without you
>>29694795
I haven't really been playing much of anything tbqh. This weekend I've been playing guitar and smoking cigarettes. Even though I quit two years ago. Have to quit again on Monday I guess.
>>29694802
It absolutely FUCKS up your immune system! FUCKING TOXIC AS SHIT! Just the thought of all these strains pulsing around in my body makes me hard as shit! Not even anti-virals will knock out my powers! IT'S SUCH A RISKY DISEASE
>>29694729
>too shy
I hope not my dude. Mygfthinks you're a nice fella.
>>29694690
>>29694690
I love drugs, but I don't wanna go that deep down the rabbit hole. Which is unfortunate because I've built up a tolerance/lost magic with everything else I can get.
Wish I could get access to some ketamine, ambien, ghb... Maybe some more obscure prescription meds. "Alpraprabenzylodiascalazapepropaine" kinda shit.
>>29694824
So when are you gonna die? Are you deteriorating?
>>29694935
My SKIN is GRAY like a fucking vampire. This TOXIC sludge is turning me into an undead and soon I'll be able to live forever!
>>29694949
No anon, you just gunna die.
>>29694822
Sounds like a comfy weekend anon, I hope you manage to stop the relapse.
My weekend was kinda comfy too, mostly just played aoe2 and ate chocolate, sorta followed the election results, but I somehow felt less involved than I did during the EU referendum.
>>29695022
His legacy will live on in the form a SICKNESS so TOXIC that it will never die
>>29695050
I'VE TURNED MULTIPLE PEOPLE! IT'S AN EPIDEMIC!
Hungover as fuck. Do I walk up the road to Hungry Jacks, or just drink a fuck load of milk? Already had 2 whoppers for brekky. Anons help
>>29695127
Drink some milk/water, and brush your teeth. It's what I normally do for hangovers.I dunno if it averts hangovers or if I'm getting used to booze, but it seems to help a lot doing this stuff before you go to sleep the night before too
What were you drinking anon?
>>29695149
metho. I cut it with orange juice, but it doesn't seem to have helped.
>>29695127
Pls drink milk anon. Pls.
>>29695047
yeah, I voted labor, but it doesn't matter, because my seat always goes liberal. Not much will change anyway. There's not a lot of difference between central left and central right.
>>29695182
I-I'll drink all your milk any day anon, hang over or not ;)
>>29695249
Thickend cream pls.
>>29695217
I voted labor and my seat actually swung to labor, so that was nice. It's still kinda significant even if the seat doesn't change, just for showing a loss of support for the party.
Also there's definitely a big difference between labor and liberal, so here's hoping labor manages to form government.
>inb4 liberal supporter gets upset
>>29693591
> get grindr
> same three fucks. Never reply even to dismiss
> literally had more luck with CL
Grindr is trash in my experience
w-wanna hear a joke guys:
>Is your fridge running?Well ya better go catch it! AHAHAHAAHHAHA KILL ME FUCKING PLZ
>>29693105
Tfw will never be all for guns and guns for all
>>29695481
>>29693591
>grindr
>not using /r9k/ to meet cute boyssomeone please love me
>>29695535
Cute boys only want other cute boys. Or chadbot. Im irritable enough already waiting for my playmate without getting cucked by qt bois
>>29695567
well theres more than just cute boys here, I dont think qts from here would cuck you anyway
>>29695149
I'm not >>29695164 ;(
I was drinking vodka and chasing with milk. I ended up getting Hungry Jacks again because in light of my drinking choice, the thought of milk made me sick. The thickshake I got seems to be fixing me from the inside.
>>29695513
w-wanna hear another joke, anon?ur life
>>29695513
Your passive depression is making me sad
>>29695587
;---------; this hurts anon
why ;(
>>29695584
>The thickshake I got seems to be fixing me from the inside.
it'll be fixing you when it comes roaring back up through your throat lad. It's beyond me how can you drink mil the morning after.
>>29695582
I just need to get my trap rp going. Also not in a major city... I blame that anon who suggested nofap back in the cocksucking thread
>>29695696
I wish I had the self control for nofap, I always need to fap after 2-3 days
where are you from anyway anon?
>>29695696
Nofap day 3 here. Feeling energetic. Going to become a normie ... any day now ;-----;The benefits are real tho, its worth it. My insomnia has improved and anxiety has reduced. I also feel more social + confident. These are amazing for a shutin desu
>>29695710
Kingaroy. Stuck here for years now. Lifes a bit worse right now as I lack patience. Blew a dude and now I want more. But his a week out still and between edging and grindr I am antsy
>>29695747
>Kingroy
Damn if you were closer to Brisbane I'd totally come give you a helping hand with your edging~
Just be safe if you're hooking up with random dudes from grindr, there's a bunch of STDs going in that community.
>>29695724
Im doing it so I can be maximum overlewd. Just bursting to get at him
>>29695790
Yeah fuck grindr. Its the same people who never reply. So I dodged a bullet and get regular checks with my current cock. As for the help, well its the same thing. Im just far enough away from everything
>>29695724
>Nofap day 3 here. Feeling energetic.
Wait for day 23348. The power is unreal.
>>29695830
So what is better than Grindr? Cause I haven't hit it off with these people
>>29695850
Somewhat exaggerated but ... yeah
>>29695883
>somewhat
originally
>>29695873
Honestly I find nothing works. Your situation might be different. Mine is the result of small town isolation, cl got me where I am now. But that took months to luck into
>>29695077
Your strain is so TOXIC I can almost feel myself getting INFECTED just reading your posts
>>29695982
What about pozzing men, though. How much luck have you had with that?
>>29696049
I'm sick as fuck at the moment. Kind of regret becoming a vampire now
>>29696079
Where you at? I'll feed you some chicken soup if you plant your POISONOUS seed in my weak, willing body.
>>29696130
Are you really a neg catcher? I'd love to pitch, leave your contact details
>>29696061
That's a new one...
Fuckmothering orinigal comment o
>>29696158
Oh, my dear sick man. I am but a willing host for the extremely DEADLY, DANGEROUS strain of HIV that you possess. It is my life's desire to infect every last homosexual in Australia to create a master race of vampires. All I require is the WEAPON which you hold in those delicate ballsacks. I hope you brewed those babies real good last night because I will need them at MAXIMUM POTENCY to fuse with each and every one of my vulnerable cells. Then I'll feed you chicken soup.
>>29696266
I honestly cannot tell if this is taking the piss. Well done, anon.
>>29696266
Are you prepared to have RISKY sex! There's a high chance that you'll be infected and catch my POISONOUS SEED! I got HIV anon, all strains, imagine my INFECTED cock pounding your neg ass hole! I will turn you into one of my bitch vampires. Your immune system won't last even a weak with the potent batch in my ball sack. I hope you like mixing blood cause I'm gonna pour my INFECTED, DIRTY, DISEASED blood into open cuts that I make all over your body.
Your life will be over, catcher BITCH
>>29696416
You're making my cock so HARD. I will accept your TOXIC seed until I can feel every virulent strain you have flowing through my veins. Pound that asshole until it's TORN AND BLEEDING. Pour that DIRTY, INFESTED blood into my gaping wounds!
I want to feel my life getting drained as it fills my body!!!
INFECT ME!!!
>>29696539
Post ur contact details now so we can meet up. These TOXIC BALLS aren't gonna wait forever and I have more sluts to pitch to all this week. Found this cute boy from Facebook that has no exp with sex and I'm gonna convince him to do anal then piece the condom xD fucking so loooking forward to that
This might be the gayest most fucked up thread I have ever seen posted on 4chan. WTF Australia?
Opened up shop got mad pillz n buds pick up SA
>>29696641
That's so fucking HOT. I was jerking off my widdle weiner this whole time and I can't hold it in any longer. I came to imagining your dick breaking off in my anus then me ripping through your belly button with my own widdle dick. Fuck that's so hot. You can contact me at [email protected] can't wait to have that strain after I suck the blood off your belly button.
Look forward to feeding you chicken soup.
>>29696674
Australia just happens to be the backdrop, it's by no means the author of this play.
>>29696158
>tfw you will never be part of a sex roulette group, but then just eventually get nutted in by every member, guaranteeing a poz but not knowing who from
sort of like a firing squad where not all of the guns are loaded
>>29696734
>TOXIC seed poster detected
This thread scares me. I would totally believe there's a guy with mental health issues out there in the faggot community infecting people with HIV. It isn't that far fetched, kawai
>>29695534
d-david-senpai will still get in with s-second p-preferences, p-pls
>>29696774
ok ... thats enough 4chan for today ... think im gonna go get tested now ...
>>29696794
I was speaking metaphorically. Let me restate it in more literal terms: their bugchasing has nothing to do with Australia or its culture, they just happen to live here too.
I'm not even part of the roleplay, just lurking the thread.
>>29696844
Getting off to the role play, no doubt.
>>29696844
This is a load of bullshit m8. Bugchasing is about as Australian as you can fukin get without putting chicken salt and sauce on it, desu. You ever been down to sydney before m8? It's practically a religion here. Just go look at them fuckin wog cunts at a chinese restaurant and you'll understand me m8
>>29696874
You are not a pleasant person
>>29696922
It was just a joke m8, a joke. I'm as pleasant as they cum I swear m8 :-)
>>29696829
one of my proudest (You)s
it's all fantasy though anonin my case anyway
>aus thread taken over by bugchasers
what happened to all the anons that just wanted to play video games and cuddle?
>>29697060
They left screaming cause they didn't want to catch fucking aids and every other TOXIC illness this guy has. Jesus, I am crying right now, wtf
>>29697060
Right here
Too bad no other homos are in my city
>>29697121
I honestly thought the poz dude was memeing but I'm not so sure now. Maybe he's just a fantastic memer laughing at everyone?
>>29697136
Which city? Originalo
>>29697121
I'll hold you and console you, anon
I don't have anything I swear, I'm still a pure virgin
>>29697171
C a n b e r r aSend help ;-;
>>29697209
It's me, the fake guy. I see how it is.. :(
Are there any cute boys in this thread in the illawarra region?
Time for pozzing.
>>29697438
>illawarra
eww no
>>29697575
pls no
i just want innocent cuddles with shy virgin qts
>>29697636
hello I am a shynonvirgin qt
can you cuddle me?
>>29694769
The last 3 times you've tried to call me out in threads it wasn't me, so stahp that please.
>>29697657
o-only if you promise there'll be no diseases involved
i want it in writing, i'm actually scared about this stuff now desu
>>29697753
I don't have any diseases anon! I promise!w-where do you live anyway
>>29697739
This is actually only the second time I've done it. Someone else must be doing it too.
>>29697798
All I've learnt is potatoes who can't spell and such. Goodnight, anon.
>>29697774Gold Coastprime TOXIC territory
>>29697812
that was...cryptic?
Why did they give the bunny such a hot little body? I spent the whole movie admiring her thighs and butt. Is it a jewish plot to further degenerate the white race?
>>29697888
this bunny
Dubs and I smoke a cone
Trips a joint
Perth rep
>>29697888
>jews
Do you even need to ask?
>>29697888
trips of truth
worst thing (((they))) have done since spreading the poz fetish
>>29697815
sorry for the late response
im fromnorth brisbane
do you have an email or something?
>>29698047
singles and you get pozzed up
