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Would you date a girl from r9k? Why/why not? Think carefully
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Would you date a girl from r9k?

Why/why not?

Think carefully about your answer
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all the girls here seem extremely fucked in the head

then again all my friends are bipolar and I'm an aspie so sure why not
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fuck no because Im sure they are just as fucked up as me and have nothing to offer as well

nothing plus nothing equals nothing
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>>29692978

No

They're dumb
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no

women are boring

you and your stupid thread are boring
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I would. I'm sure they're not all that bad.
I would even accept an LDR.
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Probably. If I love her I'll deal with her issues but I've never seen an actual women around here aside from some "fembots".
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>>29692978
>girl from /r9k/

>girl
>from /r9k/
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>>29692978
I'd date a boy/girl from /r9k/ so long as we had enough in common to enjoy each other's company

and also if they weren't fat
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>>29692978
yes

because shes my favorite thing ever and i love her
she's probably reading this right now
hi, e
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I've learned r9k is the best place to meet men. Never talked to guys who cared about me that much.

Unfortunately every guy I've talked to from here lives too far.
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>>29692978
Yeah, if I thought we were compatible. Why not?
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Yes so long as she is faithful to me and a virgin.

Literally no other standards.
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>>29693066
fyad
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I would. A lot of the girls I've met from here seem to be understanding and sweet. Not all of them have mental problems.

But they all have boyfriends...
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I already do OP
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>>29692978
yes i would

because we have a lot in common with a lot of them, we'd be perfect toghetter
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>tfw no mentally ill gf who is obsessed with me and doesn't even want me breathing the same air as other women
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Yes. I always go for the mentally ill girls.
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>>29693227
i also like fucking the tards
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Nope. I can't be convinced that the women here aren't here for attention or manipulation of some kind. Why the hell would they be here when they're just hated all the time?
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>>29693267
from what one of them told me, they can relate to us and they hate women too.

A lot of the ones I've spoken to just say they know their place.
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yeah definitely, a girl that browses r9k is probably a normie anyway
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>>29692978
Fuck no
All the girls here are either tumblr Stacy whores, or are career anonettes that have been spreading their cp from like 11.
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>>29693072
i'm right here.
loyal and a virgin but no other redeeming qualities.
what are you like, anon?
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>>29692978
honestly just fuck people in general
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>>29693285
>say they know their place.
how fucking beta
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no, my standards are too high
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No. I've got a mellow, passive temperment, no car, no job, and I'm indecisive. I could go on.

The only thing I've got going for me is that I'll be shipped off to the Navy in a couple months.
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>>29693285
Yeah, you're not slick roastie.
You're not one of us, and you are not a fucking robot.
Fuck right off
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Yes, I currently am
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>>29693303
...j-just... repeating what they said to me...

Jeez.
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>>29692978

There are no girls on R9K.

Of course this wasn't original goyim.
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I did, for 10 months. She dumped me on June 24th just as I was about to move to her city, for a new job and to be with her.
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>>29693325
don't worry anon I was calling the girls beta

you're beta too though you homo
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>>29693353
see what i mean OP
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>>29693300
much the same. little to no redeeming qualities, jobless, overweight, no prospects for the future.

If you have skype we can talk. Interested?
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>>29693066
nobody's interested because you're an ugly black woman

lol
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No.
I don't know what would be worse; me putting up with her, or her putting up with me.
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I probably would.

The few I've talked to from here were sort of fucked up in their own ways, but they were all nice and seemed genuine. At least more so than regular women.
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idk if this is really a smart move seeing as you're all hostile as fuck tonight, but what would you want girls to do then OP?

You fucking chew us out for trying to get close with any of you but yet all you all want is a girlfriend.

We're here. We answered your summons. We're obedient and loyal.

I understand this is your thread, your board.

But if you guys keep getting pissed off at us for showing up when all we want to do is make you happy.

We're lonely too you j-jerks!
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>>29693424
This made me smile. Even if it's bait it was a bit cute.
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>>29693101
that's what they're telling you, mate
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>>29692978
No, I have a tulpa already, and I'm not into 3DPD.
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>>29693436
>>29693437

I was being serious...

Sheesh..

What do you all want us to do. I'm sick of getting yelled at. I never even admit I'm a girl sometimes but there are some Anons on here I've really wanted to reach out to in the past but you're all so fucking rude.
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>>29693454
kek fuck off with that Tulpa bs man you're a schizophrenic
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>>29693465
>getting yelled at
why do you go on voice with strangers then?
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>>29693489
Stay salty my dude.
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>>29693465
Okay, you're my girlfriend now.
Let's go do relationship stuff.
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>>29693353
I should add that I would do the same again, for the right person. I just want to love somebody.
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>>29693465
I want you to be my gf.
I'm not a bad person, I swear!
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Daily reminder all r9k women are degenerate and definitely undateable. Two wrongs don't make a right, anon.

>Christy
>Flavia

etc. you get the picture.
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>>29693515
>>29693519
Well I live far away from all of you

And you all never put in your input on what you want girls to do when they visit r9k

what the fuck just even happened
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I thought there is no females on 4chan.
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>>29692978
Probably too fat and ugly for me

t. autistic chad
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If I met one I liked, who liked me, I'd do it.
It's not like posting here makes you untouchable, at least not as far as I'm concerned.
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>>29693549
I don't really mind if you live far away.
You come into this thread saying you're lonely and now you have company. Congratulations. I'll be your boyfriend even if I have to be sweet and lovely and pay for the plane tickets.
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>>29693549
Which country you live?
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>>29693611
Not a Country. I just live where people think Penguins live but they really don't.

>>29693610
That's really sweet of you. And that means a lot that you would consider that but most people can't afford it. I wouldn't expect anyone to.
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>>29693611
>>29693610
>Falling for a neckbeard pretending to be a femanon.
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>>29693549
Where do you live?

There's a lot of different people on r9k I don't know what other anons want you to do.

I'm just lonely and depressed and here to try to talk to people who understand.
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>>29693652
Do you have a Skype? We can chat there more if you'd like.
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>>29693549
>What do you want me to do to be your gf? :,,,,(
>Hey we could start talking
>B-B-BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

You are fucked in the head, as everyone in this shitty board.
Did you posted this for other reason than grabbing free attention from a bunch of internet virgins?
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>>29693666
...? Did you not read what I said up here>>29693424


You just said everything I was against.

Pretty rude of you to assume that from me.
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I would probably date any girl now at this point if she wasn't fat, crazy femanazi or a slut.
Though that probably shaves off around 70% of the women out there
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>>29692978
Already dating a girl from tumblr, it wouldn't be very different. So yes.
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>>29693661
I don't have skype. I could send you throwaway email?

You were actually replying to my first post in the thread btw
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>>29693704
I'll take a throw away email.
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>>29693718
[email protected]
Actually an old one but the person I gave it to originally stopped responding
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post skype regardless
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>>29693424
>We're lonely too you j-jerks!

You need to be killed ASAP
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>>29693755
>[email protected]
Alright I replied
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>>29692978
i made the mistake of talking to guys one on one from r9k expecting them to be different from the average r9k shitposting

they all believe the shit posted here 100%. So no, I'd never date a guy from r9k and no sane woman would. Fuck, not even a competent mentally ill woman would.
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>>29693777
WE'RE LONELY TOO!!

*proceeds to get bombarded with skype requests*

BUT WE'RE STILL LONELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!v
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Yes but none of them will give me a chance since they all want that Chad Dick.
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>>29693810
>expecting them to be different from the average r9k shitposting

Kek.

>they all believe the shit posted here 100%

A bunch actually don't, but that bunch usually isn't desperate enough to associate with the females of this site.
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>>29693843
Yes but none of them want me because I'm not Stacy

They act like they do
Then we talk, they see a pic of me
Then they forget about me and move on
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>>29693788
>>29693755
Congrats. You are now officially a couple.
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>>29693894
I wouldn't mind if you weren't a Stacy. Anyway to contact you?
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>>29692978
I don't fancy a girl daddy problems, so no.
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>>29693383
age? interests or hobbies?
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>>29693906
I'm a waste of your time

I'm not cute, I'm not sexy.

Dont waste your time.
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>>29693950
Anon why not let me decide?
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>>29693969
I cant have kids

I'm not cute, I'm not sexy.
I'm bitter and frustrated.
I'm on the other side of the world from you too.
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>>29692978
Probably. We would have something in common and have similar way of thinking.

Unless she was just normalslime here for entertainment.

Also, robots who went trans don't count as girls.
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>>29693994
What side of the world are you from?
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>>29694011
The other one
I mean I could be wrong obviously but
I'm from Oceania
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>>29693894
>Then we talk, they see a pic of me
>Then they forget about me and move on

Maybe it's not that you're ugly, they might have just found someone else that was willing to open their legs faster. Post pic so we can honestly judge you.
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>>29694028
That's not really far though. Anon please post some contact info!
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>>29694028
NZ?

originalblox
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>>29694034
>Post pic so we can honestly judge you
this is a terrible idea
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>>29693923
22

On and off interest in politics, international and otherwise. Naturally I play the vidya but not as much lately. Occasionally I'll get an autistic fascination with certain periods of history, last time was the french revolution.

In the last few months I finally decided to try watching some chinese cartoons and turns out I like some of it. I also recently started playing tabletop rpgs with people via skype, enjoying that a lot.

Is 4chan fucking up for anyone else or is this just a problem on my end?
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>>29694063
Do you not want to find out you are a cutiepie or not?
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>>29692978
no

originale commento
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>>29693061
Emily is a whore desu
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>>29694063
>>29694078

I'm the oce girl, I agree with anon and there's no way I'm posting pic lol

>>29694044
[email protected]

Please no unsolicited emails
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Where are the German fembots at.
It will be great.
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>>29694115
oce girl?
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>>29694115
what in the actual ever loving fuck is an oce girl?
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>>29694094
What Emily are we talking about here?
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>>29694094
Pardon you, I'm not dating anyone. Are your facts correct?
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>>29694144
>>29694157
oceania
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>>29694144
>>29694157
This area of the world

Though to me it means aus or nz
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>>29694169
The Canadian one
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>>29694186
How old is she? Just to make sure shes not the same one I'm thinking of

Also post her info
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>>29694186
Our Emily is from the southern hemisphere please refrain from using broad insults like that thank you
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>>29694204
>Our Emily
Got a picture of her?
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>>29694197
No idea has been some time. Maybe like 20-23. Chubby. Black hair.
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>>29694183
So you fuck sheep or get fucked by giant birds, is what you're saying?
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>>29694197
leave her alone you fuck
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>>29694204
>>29694204
Wait I'm an emily from the southern hemisphere

Do you you have any more deets so I know it's not me?
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>>29694242
Is this you? Probably is then.
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>>29694216
I have 83 photos of her but I'm not sharing them with you

>>29694242
Considering how I'm talking to Emily from the southern Hemisphere right now I doubt you are the Emily I thinking about

Why th fuck are there so many Emily's
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Yes. I met my oneitis on here.

She has a bf so i'm probably going to kill myself.
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>>29694252
Holy fuck it is legit me

This is uh kind of scary but flattering
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>>29694274
You got surprised, didn't you, fatso?
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>>29692978
I'd love to date a fembot. As long as she had the same interests in art and politics like me we'd probably get along great.
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>>29693424
You're a liar and you know you fucking are. We're retarded but even we know that's too good to be true. I don't want you fucking with my head any more
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>>29694291
More shocked someone would care to save a pic of me and remember my name

That's just... I can't fathom that?
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>>29694326
That's female privilege now get out of here desu
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>>29694334
Yeah I guess
Just fucking weird desu, I don't post that often really.
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>>29694181
God damn it, rule number one of Oceania. You do not talk about Oceania.

Big Bro will hear of this.
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>>29692978
yes as long as they arn't a land whale or SJW
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>>29694326
Congratulations, you just learned you shouldn't share private info and pics on the internet.
Now GTFO
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>>29694366
you just reminded me i haven't watched or read fight club in years

could be a good thing
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>>29694076
i'm 26, fat and unattractive. for this reason, you should think carefully before you contact me.

i'm a vidya pleb. had a few systems, a few games but play them constantly for a few days and then abandon for months. i like old computer games better.

have never watched anime in my life.

would love to get into tabletop games but never had any friends to play with so i never have.

i have an interest in american politics mostly. hate democrats and republicans. i don't trust anything the mainstream media says though i'm not really /pol/ at all.

also, i will not share pictures immediately and to be fair, i will also not ask for yours. i'd like to know i can trust someone before handing out any personal information.

anyway, if you decide you can deal with it, email me at [email protected]

leaving now. don't feel bad if you decide not to email.
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>>29694429
Are you girl. Can I email?
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>>29694044
Ganbatte anon desublocked.
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>>29694442
>c-c-can I email you, femanon?
How much of a beta do you have to be to post this?
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>>29694456
Can you be my gf? You seem cute.
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Yes because I'd date literally anyone as long as they're a girl and above the age of consent so I don't go to jail
I'm 6'2", white, 150lbs, and /soc/ rate threads say my face is 7/10. Any takers?
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Yeah, I probably would, but girls from here are notorious for disliking manlets, moreso than normal girls and stacies
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>>29694442
>It's a beta male hanging around to orbit girls talking to other guys episode
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>>29694429
yeah, im up for it. assuming you're as much of a fuck up as I am, we got all the time in the world. You'll get an email in a moment.
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>>29694463
I asked if she is a girl are you retarded desu. I'm also not the guy she's been talking to. Now get the fuck out of here Chad
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>>29694464
Fucking spam her all you want.
Her email is [email protected] ,she posted it before you piece of shit.
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>>29694464
I'm not looking for a boyfriend senpai, I just like seeing people get together. Not that girl.
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>>29694496
You seem like a cutie though. Shame you aren't looking for a bf can we be friends at least?
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>>29694478
I've made countless girls favour me over who they were originally talking to cry more :>)
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>>29694486

>>29694456
Is not me

I have stopped posting in this thread after
>>29694362
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>>29694485
She said it before dude.
And I'm not a Chad. I wish.
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>>29694512
Wow are you the guy who cucked me from my LDR
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>>29694509
No. You are a meanie.
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>>29694509
I've only made these two posts, there is no evidence of qtness. It's the anime girls right? Please enjoy this one, Chiyo is very cute.
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>>29694134
There must be Germans on r9k
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>>29694526
Aw shit. sorry.
Guess other girl will receive your spam.

Don't worry, I'm sure other anon will come to ask you for contact info.
This is /so I meaaan /r9k/ after all
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>>29694556
Sakura is one my favorite characters. The anime was pretty cutie like you.
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>>29694429
>leaving now
No-one who says this ever really leaves the thread. You keep the tab open and promise yourself you won't check it but you keep looking at the tab, secretly hoping to see that little red exclamation mark.
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I made this thread because I wanted to know what robots thought of r9k girls

I didn't expect it to turn into a dating thread....
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>>29693353
>"dated for 10 months"
>don't live in the same city

Long-distance relationships are not real relationships. You either spend time together in real life, or you're two losers playing a childish game with each other.
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>>29692978
Definitely, I don't mind the mental illnesses, that might even make it more interesting
I don't even stand a chance at dating a girl anyway
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>>29694512
>>29694442
>posting in thread while browsing /pol/ and /tg/
>reply to femanon who replied to me
>look through rest of this thread
>mfw
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>>29692978
>implying all girls on r9k are the same
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>tfw no gf who actually WANTS to talk to you

why even live
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>>29694571
Smooth desu.
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>>29694568
No I'm the one who posted email
(not getting any anyway)
I did not post >>29694456 is my point
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>>29694603
You knew exactly what you were doing. Feeding false hope is the lowest thing a person can do.
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>>29694630
Thanks I kinda cringe when I wrote that since I didn't know if you would like it or not. Maybe I can be your Nozaki if you can be my Chiyo?
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theres a secret OP

noone wants to date robots, especially fembots

so normies, would you?
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>>29694652
I genuinely didn't think it'd turn out like this though

But people seem to be finding potential girlfriends so I guess it's not all that bad.
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All fembots are crazier and sluttier than their normal counterparts, so no
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>>29694673
Bullshit. I would date a robot.

If I were a filthy homosexual.
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>>29694662
We're all here for a reason, I'm pretty fugged mentally and I don't even know your age or location or messed up trait senpai. Seems pointless.
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>>29694794
We can be friends first and once we get to know each other maybe move on.
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>>29694429
>tfw too antisocial to play DnD

Is there a worse feel?
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>>29694673
Fembots love robots. They just need some Chad dick on the side so man the fuck up.
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>>29692978
i would but i don't know any
actually NO i wouldn't. I know one but she doesn't wanna talk to me anymore, how rude
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>>29694673
I definitely would. Any fembots mind a skinny 6'2 white guy from Pennsylvania? I swear I'm not Amish.
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>>29694808
[email protected]
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>>29694811
I'm the dude she was replying to, and it's all pretty new to me.

Just accept that the whole premise is kind of strange at face value but dive right in. You can do whatever you want and "I was just pretending to be retarded" is pretty much the point. I found it harder at the start, I stuttered my way through the first couple conversations, but once the party got moving and were interacting I was able to handle interaction with NPCs pretty easily, and from there all the PCs are interacting a hell of a lot more.

After like 3 sessions I started thinking of my character as a separate entity from myself, so when I play now I don't even think about it. My character has desires and motives, and I pursue those things.

>tfw gotta make a new character for a new game someone else is gonna DM in like a week

my anxiety is crushing me at this prospect desu, I suspect the beginning is always gonna be the hardest for me.
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>>29692978
I would!!!

I'm a girl too.

Idk I just want a sweet thin cute girfriend rn who browses r9k because guys are literally lame
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>>29694871
Have you ever tried dicks?
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>>29694855
Sent desuu
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>>29694871
I'm a guy but I'm not lame. It is gonna be fine, give me a chance!!
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>>29694647
I think you got some. Check again.
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>>29694871
Are you a virgin?
Try to describe your personality.
How do you spend your time?
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>>29694871
I can't say I blame you :/
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>>29694880
Yes they aren't that interesting, they are actually tragic. I have never met a man who I would like to spend my life with. Girls on the other hand.. there were two but I never got to them. Kissed a girl once but she was on meth or something. I wanna have a girlfriend now.
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>>29694892
All gurls on this board say they didn't get any emails so you feels super special.
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>>29692978
Any girl desperate enough for attention that she posts on r9k is absolute trash.
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>>29694871
>literally lame
My legs work just fine, thank you very much.
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>>29694893
No. I'm not but I've never tried anything with a girl. But it's not about sex, I just think that girls are prettier in general and they are more interesting. Guys tend to be hollow.

I'm ENTP but I usually stay at home because of my anxiety and despite my normal looks, rarely leave the house (I also don't have time because of the school). I usually play games, study or buy clothes online. I have a lots of clothes but since I don't go out it's pretty useless but it fills my empty soul.
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>>29694967
You sound a lot like this girl I know who stopped browsing 4chan

Does your name start with an H?

If not then just ignore me
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>>29694967
>No. I'm not
Not interested. Please die.
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As long as they are average looking and not fat, yes. Girls on here sound pretty cute desu (personality wise). Yes im aware that they are crazy but it doesnt bother me that much really.
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>>29695019
I'm actually thinking about it. I'm a chewed gum! Destroyed flower.
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>>29692978
As long as she has good hygiene and it's a complete retard.
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>>29694607
You must be stupid or a sociopath who cannot form emotional bonds
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>>29695005
Girls who browse 4chan tend to be alike.
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>>29692978
>Would you date a girl from r9k?
I'd open to idea if she's interesting person
>Why/why not?
However this wont happen because i live in town with 25k people in the eastern europe, so there's no chance that there are people on r9k from there.
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>>29692978
Yes, because I'd like to see robot girl at least once, since I've never met them in my life. Too bad there aren't any around here.
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>>29695071
No I mean she types exactly like her as well and has similar views.Pretty creepy 2bh
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>>29692978
I already am

I'm going to break up with her soon

I don't think she suspects it at all

Feels awful man
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>>29695120
I'm not her but can I date her? If she's cute, I am!
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>>29695146
Why would you brake up with her?
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Anyone wanna be my email penpal?
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>>29695146
Same here.

I hope she doesn't kill herself.
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I am, we've been together for a year. She was only 15, and I'm living with her and her mum in her country now
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>>29695175
Her mom must be so depressed.
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>>29694862
Last time I playeda tabletop game I rp'd as a nazi supersoldier who was outcast for hating frenchmen and tolerating jews.

Guy to my left was rp'ing a monster with a split personality that was a little girl, guy across from me was really shifty and didn't say much, their 50 year old mother was the DM.

Dear lord, keks were had about it later. I was trying so hard not to take the rp aspect seriously so I wound up crossing the line twice all night.

By the end of the evening my frenchman hating nazi was a drug addict and I had won some ridiculous rolls to do stupid stuff.
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>>29695174
I hope she does
AND THIS COMMENT IS ORIGINAL DAMMIT
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>>29695148
Yes actually she's very cute and she's looking for a girlfriend
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>>29695158
we're too different

it's funny after all this time complaining about the way that Chad would get women then drop them like they're nothing that when I finally get one the thought of staying with her forever just makes me shudder
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>>29692978
Depends how broken in they are. I don't think we'd be able to keep each other interested
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>>29695237
Is she a virgin and a weeb?
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>>29695285
not a virgin but a very big weeb
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>>29695318
Worthless then.
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>>29695285
Those are very low standards. Yes senpai, she probably is though.
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>>29695321
but you aren't a virgin either
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>>29695341
I am I'm not a worthless whore. Go orbit her.
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You all pretend you would but then it's all
>wahh why do you only want to stay at home and never leave the house
>why are you so lewd
>why are you a mental case
>why do you not have an innocent mind

So you didn't think carefully what it actually means. We're all here for a reason.
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>>29695351
You're not a virgin either. What makes her a worthless whore but makes you pure?

I'd never stoop so low as to orbit anyone
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>>29695169
Sure :3 how do I discreetly give you my email?
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>>29695254
Me here
>>29693353
That's why she left me. The worst you could do is to tell her while she thinks everything is fine. Talk it through and give her a chance, or at least indicate that things aren't great first.
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>>29695387
>You're not a virgin either.
I am
> What makes her a worthless whore but makes you pure?
She's been dicked down.
>I'd never stoop so low as to orbit anyone
Yeah you would. Look how your white knight urges went when I called her a whore.
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>>29694186
thats not the one im talking about

shes just a friend

inb4 cuck

n-no shut up
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>>29695368
That all doesn't matter as long as she's nice and friendly
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>>29695406
Isn't this >>29694967 you?

>Yeah you would. Look how your white knight urges went when I called her a whore.
Who said I was defending her? She IS a huge whore. I'm just saying you can't call her a whore for having sex and pretend like you aren't one when you've had sex yourself (if you're the same person)

also
>Defending your friend of 6 years makes you an orbiter
wow I guess everyone everywhere is an orbiter then.
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>>29695368
People have to come here for explicit reasons?

Anon just feels more comfortable in r9k than elsewhere.
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>>29695389
Here's mine(its real): [email protected]
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>>29695457
>Isn't this >>29694967 you?
I'm the one who asked if she was a virgin. She's a worthless whore like your waifu too.
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>>29695406
>Look how your white knight urges went when I called her a whore.
White knights and orbiters are the lowest trash on Earth. Hate them with a burning passion.
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I would date an r9k girl if any of you could actually live up to my very low expectations.

Be a virgin, not fat, nice and loyal. That's pretty much the bare minimum yet none of you fill those criteria.
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>>29695461
Did you just third person yourself in anonymity?
Anon is confused by this. Anon thinks it sounds weird, and dumb.
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>>29692978
99% of them are traps and the other 1% are whores that were pointed here from facebook.

so no.
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>>29695475
Kek nevermind then

But yeah she's a massive whore. As in a literal prostitute. I don't talk to her much though. Sorry f@m

>>29695483
I agree. Thank you. please spread that mentality
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>>29695483
The depressing truth is /r9k/ is full of them. Calling every girl a whore they see yet defending their crush to the death.
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>>29695502
Oh yeah good point, I would like to add one more thing to my list here >>29695487

Be a real woman.
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>>29695457
>She IS a huge whore

Excuse.......... That's the most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to me
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>>29692978
I already got a /robot/ BF
also
check em
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>>29695487
Why would any girl have saved her virginity to you? I'll never understand you virgin chasers. It's like you are choosing to die as virgins.
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Poleaboo needs info on a engineer that is harassing him on /r9k/. How would he go about this?
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>>29695541
wut? What are you trying to say?

>>29695554
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

I'm so sorry you unlucky FUCK
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>>29695573
Why not? I've saved mine for her. It's not like it's unreasonable to expect the same of her. Why would I hold my gf to lower standards than myself?
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>>29695466
Sending your way anon.
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>>29692978
I am dating one
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eh, GFs are just like some really expensive whores which eat away your life,
if you want sex pay a hooker, if you want something more kidnap, rape, kill any Stacy you like, now that is living
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>>29695607
Why would any girl pick you over Chad? What do you have to offer that Chad doesn't? If you're an inferior male no girl will want you.
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>>29692978
>Would you date a girl from r9k?
I would be open to the idea, but I can't imagine someone to be with me. I spent last Friday researching the Xen hypervisor and planing a new server build.
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>>29695466
I'd give you mine but my email has my name in it so I'll just message you, sorry.
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>>29695657
>What do you have to offer that Chad doesn't?
Plenty of things, but none of them that are particularily important to girls it seems. I could make a list or something but that seems cheesy, I don't think that highly of myself. But I think I'd make for a decent husbando, better than your average Chad anyway.
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Maybe, if they existed that is.

I don't really care for status, looks, health issues, neet or not, or even their weight. I just care if we have the same interests, she is nice, and she doesn't just see me as #152 on her contacts list.
So I'll date anyone as long as we talk occasionally.
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>>29695700
You do realize chads are just like you except they have above average looks and are confident right?
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I would for sure be up to date a girl or girl (male) from here. But not the ones who post, I would go after one of those qt lurker girls who is too shy to post because she's afraid it might bring attention to herself. You know who you are, hit me up ladies [email protected]
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>>29695726
>You do realize chads are just like you except they have above average looks and are confident right?
That's just wrong though. I'm not a failed normie. Maybe you are projecting?
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>>29695700
>Plenty of things

The only things you have to offer over Chad are your virginity and desperation. Neither of which is an attractive quality.
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>>29695739
>redflag the post
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>>29692978
I've never tried to contactfag any girls here and I believe the odds of one here that would suit would be very slim at best.

It wouldn't be a show stopper if I found out a girl came here though.
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>>29695726
"you realize that serial killers are just like us but with weirder and more creepy hobbies?"
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>>29695741
Again, if you're nothing but a worse version of a Chad you should get out of here as you are not a robot, just a failed normie.
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>>29692978
I get the feeling "girls" to you faggots means anything with tits on it. Or anything willing to wear a stuffed bra.
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>>29695517
I know and its annoying. They're alone because they keep looking at untouchable angels in the sky while they lay down in hell. And they project the fact that they are the ones who are shallow onto women.
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>>29692978
Pretty sure we used to have map threads for this very reason.

>>29695739
If they're too shy to post then why would they message you?
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>>29695895
I would date a trap.
I would date a girl.
As long as they're skinny and not black.
Fat and colors are the real problems, not dicks and vaginas.
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>>29695929
I didn't think this through that far
However I am confident this will work, pls do to trust me anon
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Yes but she needs to be okay with me beeing a NEET / househusband or pet
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